Not with one of your dicks! Way to skinny! Dont matter baut her wasted arm...
It doesn't matter when Howdy Doody was her tag team partner.
@thebutcher18 eh, shes "ALL right" right?
@thebutcher18 if i didnt know any better i would say the black haired chick was my ex girlfriend..i swear to god shes her fucking twin..go was she a freaky bitch..i miss those days
@thebutcher18 hot as fuck. Dont be mad you couldn't get a girl like her on your best day
I like how she starts with "hands down"... really lol? I've gone the crazy girl route before so why not?
Cuz she lost that arm trying to jerk something off at the Zoo,,,.,.,.
@GrimmWilder haha mother fucking polar bears don't like that kind of fish smell I guess. They like it fresh.
@GrimmWilder I don't think it had anything to do with trying to jerk you off. She probably has higher standards
@ketamine<3 Ya, I will hit it with all kinds of fattening foods
@kore dude she is hot as fuck. Not everyone is into 437 pound chicks..
So i guess a hand job is out of the question?
Of course she blew him. The hand job wasn't gonna happen.
@strokerace for you... yes
I prefer my women without legs. You know, because they just get in the way.
@carlspackler but...but...the snail tracks!
@carlspackler dont forget that they can't run away from you also.
The first chick, hell fuck ya!... the crazy cam slut, ya why not...
Anorexic, Amputee, Dead chick in the background PORN?!?
I came twice the first time.
Of course, although that nub would be a little creepy touching me.
@72jayd pfft.. you'd nut if she looked at you twice..
It takes two hands to make a Sammich!
But only one hand to apply the meat.
Ooo kay. Just HALF a Sammich for you then.
@bwooly I imagine you haven't had one made for you in quite some time
She Needs Love too!
Somebody give her a hand!
Sure. Why not.
The first one is an 'arms dealer'? Looks like she's a little low on inventory.
No thanks. She's had a shitload of cocks in there before.
@kiwi cunt do I detect a large amount of jealousy yours wasn't one?
Yeah... Two different amputees, obviously. Just look at the arm lengths of the amputated arms.
yea id let her Blo-Me
The first one, no problem! The second one, would probably have to get to know her a little first.
@cubbage is 30 seconds long enough?
Ya, ya pretty much!
I bet she can give you a good wank
False advertising. She said she was missing an arm but mentioned nothing about missing brains.
Well if I fucked the first one she'd be the first girl to get arm deep in me
The vertic is in... You gotta be a dude
@felterupgood Girls can't talk about sex right?
You are not a girl.
Takes one to know one, right?
@felterupgood like i care what you think lol. I'm here for the idiots the guts and the vulgarity. By the way, it's spelled "verdict"
You might be a gurl because guys wouldn't kare how I speled
@felterupgood That's fucking cancer right there my dude
What's she laughing about ? he just came all over her laptop.
You dont eat a Girl as good as this all at once.
Well her mouth isn't handicap!
Yea why not, she looks fun. Can’t hand cuff her but stubby would be a fun night
C'mon let's give Skelator's sister a big hand!
First ones a keeper
Second one I'd keep at arms length
@chained cat would that be half the distance?
I missed the point.
I'm disappointed... All these comments and no one has called for a dick check.
You guys are whacking off to a one armed tranny. ...i don't care but im stepping out of line.
@felterupgood why? Did you finish early?
Handjobs 50% off!!!
This article kinda stumped me!
I'm at a car dealer can't watch. But I will take a gamble and say yes lol
@ouch does that for 3 tokens.
Does the lady, in the second clip, survive by ingesting seminal fluid?
Her stump looks like a third tit, so yeah I’d hit it.
shes gonna have some stuck keys on that keyboard
I'd fuck her with her prosthetic arm.
Correction! Hand down she’s the best catch on tinder...
Whenever the question arises, would you hit it? The answer always yes! If I was hitting anything I wouldn’t be masterbating to this!
Tattoos are gross.
The girls I date never let me cum on their faces...
@puking69 she lets u cum on a keyboard
surely with 1st one
Youll never get the cum out from between those keys,i know from experience ,took 30 minutes to wait for keys to pop back up on mine for this comment.
That Should Make Her Enough For An Upgraded Arm
@renbo956 is that something you would enjoy up your ass?
So Incredibly Fucking Sexxxy!! Jealous as fuck of the dude that got that GODDESS
Would've been better if he had pulled her arm off and smacked her around a little before the facial, make her earn it.