SO CRAZYSHIT... WOULD U HIT IT?

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  • thebutcher18 January 26, 2018

    Not with one of your dicks! Way to skinny! Dont matter baut her wasted arm...

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    • letmefindout January 26, 2018

      @thebutcher18

      It doesn't matter when Howdy Doody was her tag team partner.

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    • pewpewpowa January 26, 2018

      @thebutcher18 eh, shes "ALL right" right?

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    • hairry-mcballstein January 27, 2018

      @thebutcher18 if i didnt know any better i would say the black haired chick was my ex girlfriend..i swear to god shes her fucking twin..go was she a freaky bitch..i miss those days

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    • twistoff February 10, 2018

      @thebutcher18 hot as fuck. Dont be mad you couldn't get a girl like her on your best day

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  • ketamine<3 January 26, 2018

    I like how she starts with "hands down"... really lol? I've gone the crazy girl route before so why not?

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    •   GrimmWilder January 26, 2018

      @ketamine<3 ....

      Cuz she lost that arm trying to jerk something off at the Zoo,,,.,.,.

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      • ketamine<3 January 26, 2018

        @GrimmWilder haha mother fucking polar bears don't like that kind of fish smell I guess. They like it fresh.

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      • twistoff February 10, 2018

        @GrimmWilder I don't think it had anything to do with trying to jerk you off. She probably has higher standards

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    • kore January 26, 2018

      @ketamine<3 Ya, I will hit it with all kinds of fattening foods

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      • twistoff February 10, 2018

        @kore dude she is hot as fuck. Not everyone is into 437 pound chicks..

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  • strokerace January 26, 2018

    So i guess a hand job is out of the question?

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    • letmefindout January 26, 2018

      @strokerace

      Of course she blew him. The hand job wasn't gonna happen.

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    • twistoff February 10, 2018

      @strokerace for you... yes

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  • carlspackler January 26, 2018

    I prefer my women without legs. You know, because they just get in the way.

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    • maxm60 January 26, 2018

      @carlspackler but...but...the snail tracks!

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    • illspoken January 26, 2018

      @carlspackler dont forget that they can't run away from you also.

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  • ithinkimdumb January 26, 2018

    The first chick, hell fuck ya!... the crazy cam slut, ya why not...

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  • peaks January 26, 2018

    Anorexic, Amputee, Dead chick in the background PORN?!?

    I came twice the first time.

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  • 72jayd January 26, 2018

    Of course, although that nub would be a little creepy touching me.

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    • twistoff February 10, 2018

      @72jayd pfft.. you'd nut if she looked at you twice..

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  • bwooly January 26, 2018

    It takes two hands to make a Sammich!

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    • letmefindout January 26, 2018

      @bwooly

      But only one hand to apply the meat.

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    • crockful January 29, 2018

      @bwooly

      Ooo kay. Just HALF a Sammich for you then.

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    • twistoff February 10, 2018

      @bwooly I imagine you haven't had one made for you in quite some time

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  • drewstl January 26, 2018

    She Needs Love too!

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  • gandog56 January 26, 2018

    Somebody give her a hand!

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  •   wallawilly January 26, 2018

    Sure. Why not.

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  • maxm60 January 26, 2018

    The first one is an 'arms dealer'? Looks like she's a little low on inventory.

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  • kiwi cunt January 26, 2018

    No thanks. She's had a shitload of cocks in there before.

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    • twistoff February 10, 2018

      @kiwi cunt do I detect a large amount of jealousy yours wasn't one?

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  • stubbornslave January 26, 2018

    Yeah... Two different amputees, obviously. Just look at the arm lengths of the amputated arms.

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  • hiwudjablome January 26, 2018

    yea id let her Blo-Me

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  • cubbage January 26, 2018

    The first one, no problem! The second one, would probably have to get to know her a little first.

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    • maxm60 January 27, 2018

      @cubbage is 30 seconds long enough?

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      • cubbage January 29, 2018

        @maxm60

        Ya, ya pretty much!

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  • danbus180 January 26, 2018

    I bet she can give you a good wank

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  • ugandanwarrior January 26, 2018

    False advertising. She said she was missing an arm but mentioned nothing about missing brains.

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  • momma_mercy January 26, 2018

    Well if I fucked the first one she'd be the first girl to get arm deep in me

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    • felterupgood January 26, 2018

      @momma_mercy

      The vertic is in... You gotta be a dude

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      • momma_mercy January 26, 2018

        @felterupgood Girls can't talk about sex right?

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        • felterupgood January 26, 2018

          @momma_mercy

          You are not a girl.

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          •   wallawilly January 26, 2018

            @felterupgood

            Takes one to know one, right?

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          • momma_mercy January 26, 2018

            @felterupgood like i care what you think lol. I'm here for the idiots the guts and the vulgarity. By the way, it's spelled "verdict"

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            • felterupgood January 26, 2018

              @momma_mercy

              You might be a gurl because guys wouldn't kare how I speled

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              • momma_mercy January 26, 2018

                @felterupgood That's fucking cancer right there my dude

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  • rodeye2 January 26, 2018

    What's she laughing about ? he just came all over her laptop.

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  • airsporter January 26, 2018

    You dont eat a Girl as good as this all at once.

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  •   luvthick January 26, 2018

    Well her mouth isn't handicap!

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  • hitman777 January 26, 2018

    Yea why not, she looks fun. Can’t hand cuff her but stubby would be a fun night

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  • supfishing757 January 26, 2018

    C'mon let's give Skelator's sister a big hand!

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  • chained cat January 26, 2018

    First ones a keeper

    Second one I'd keep at arms length

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    • james511969 January 26, 2018

      @chained cat would that be half the distance?

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  • lafind January 26, 2018

    I missed the point.

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  • felterupgood January 26, 2018

    I'm disappointed... All these comments and no one has called for a dick check.

    You guys are whacking off to a one armed tranny. ...i don't care but im stepping out of line.

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    • maxm60 January 27, 2018

      @felterupgood why? Did you finish early?

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  • magnumanus January 26, 2018

    Handjobs 50% off!!!

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  • arg January 26, 2018

    This article kinda stumped me!

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  •   nybadguy January 26, 2018

    I'm at a car dealer can't watch. But I will take a gamble and say yes lol

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  •   acairman January 26, 2018

    @ouch does that for 3 tokens.

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  •   truckingman January 26, 2018

    Does the lady, in the second clip, survive by ingesting seminal fluid?

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  • james511969 January 26, 2018

    Her stump looks like a third tit, so yeah I’d hit it.

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  • bootysniffer January 26, 2018

    shes gonna have some stuck keys on that keyboard

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  •   big_daddy305 January 27, 2018

    I'd fuck her with her prosthetic arm.

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  • cazaly January 27, 2018

    Correction! Hand down she’s the best catch on tinder...

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  • donteatthatmr January 27, 2018

    Whenever the question arises, would you hit it? The answer always yes! If I was hitting anything I wouldn’t be masterbating to this!

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  • the man January 27, 2018

    Tattoos are gross.

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  • puking69 January 27, 2018

    The girls I date never let me cum on their faces...

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    • blowback51 January 29, 2018

      @puking69 she lets u cum on a keyboard

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  • ss99 January 29, 2018

    surely with 1st one

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  • blowback51 January 29, 2018

    Youll never get the cum out from between those keys,i know from experience ,took 30 minutes to wait for keys to pop back up on mine for this comment.

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  • renbo956 February 1, 2018

    That Should Make Her Enough For An Upgraded Arm

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    • twistoff February 10, 2018

      @renbo956 is that something you would enjoy up your ass?

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  • twistoff February 10, 2018

    So Incredibly Fucking Sexxxy!! Jealous as fuck of the dude that got that GODDESS

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  • keysersoze9515 March 11, 2018

    Would've been better if he had pulled her arm off and smacked her around a little before the facial, make her earn it.

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