NEVER TRUST AN ASIAN GIRL TO POUR YOUR DRINK. NEVER.

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  •   ouch January 28, 2018

    Looks like she's getting pissed

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    • letmefindout January 28, 2018

      @ouch

      And you thought that only Pepsi refreshes.

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      •   ouch January 28, 2018

        @letmefindout I'm a coke Zero hero

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        • letmefindout January 28, 2018

          @ouch

          Diet Coke ain't no joke.

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          • supfishing757 January 28, 2018

            @letmefindout Sprite is alright.

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  • airsporter January 28, 2018

    Obviously a glass half full kind of girl!

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    • ob1 January 28, 2018

      @airsporter needs a few mint leaves

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  • momma_mercy January 28, 2018

    Is it weird that this makes me gag while a young boy getting his chest flayed barely gets a reaction out of me

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    • letmefindout January 28, 2018

      @momma_mercy

      You had to use the "g" word and now I've fallen out of love. Alimony terms?

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      • momma_mercy January 28, 2018

        @letmefindout half of everything including my arm in your ass

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        • letmefindout January 28, 2018

          @momma_mercy

          Merciless. And on that note, I want all of my panties back. Especially the worn ones.

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          • momma_mercy January 28, 2018

            @letmefindout You can have the ones that aren't ripped.

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            • letmefindout January 28, 2018

              @momma_mercy

              And you stole my girl. Damn.

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  • tmenycologist January 28, 2018

    Right, now take a shit in a bowl, put it in freezer for while, then eat it and call it ice cream.

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    •   ketamine<3 January 28, 2018

      @tmenycologist don't give her that idea, she's Asian she would do it and I don't want to see that.

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      • tmenycologist January 28, 2018

        CS Nutella asian edition, so fuww of pwotin.

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  • olcharliemanson January 28, 2018

    I've been pissing in cups for years but it usually ends with "You have chlamyidia, take these"

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    •   ketamine<3 January 28, 2018

      @olcharliemanson your lucky, when I got clay Diaz they shoved a q tip up my dick. Very uncomfortable.

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    •   ketamine<3 January 28, 2018

      @olcharliemanson clamyidia* fucking auto correct.

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      • airsporter January 28, 2018

        @ketamine<3 Is your autocorrect running Mexican software?

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        •   ketamine<3 January 28, 2018

          @airsporter I never know man, if it turns on I don't care to check what's running in the shadows of the iPad software.

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  • letmefindout January 28, 2018

    Wouldn't it have been easier to just pay the water bill?

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  • cubbage January 28, 2018

    Then I'd better not ever trust an Asian girl to serve me a burrito either.

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  • drewstl January 28, 2018

    Shit, I TRUST, No One!

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  • letmefindout January 28, 2018

    Hmmm. Pissing in containers and ain't it curious that felterupgood hasn't weighed in.

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    • felterupgood January 28, 2018

      @letmefindout

      I'm guessing you are hoping for tips...

      Use a bottle with a cap and opening big enough to put your cock inside to avoid "spillage"

      Empty next day.... 3 day old piss will overpower your insense.

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  • qprime January 28, 2018

    Me Chinese... me play joke, me put peepee in your coke.

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    • goff January 28, 2018

      @qprime

      Bestgore dude ... did u escape?

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      •   fistermister January 28, 2018

        @goff; That awkward feeling of having your tongue in somebody's ass, and it back fires! Dang dude, I almost feel sorry for you.... But I apologize for my comment in the Daily Rants, PG factory, yesterday! As per say to your request!

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  • hitman777 January 28, 2018

    Asian lemonade

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  • tsavo January 28, 2018

    I can also pee in a cup. I just don't make a video of it.

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  • supfishing757 January 28, 2018

    Nice glass of remonade.

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  • hiwudjablome January 28, 2018

    she needs to Blo-Me

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  • arg January 28, 2018

    It's still pee, this is only acceptable if you're a mariner lost at see and the potted water is running out

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  • fuckyou12345 January 28, 2018

    That's just wong

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  •   nybadguy January 28, 2018

    I gave up Chinese food totally because of the shit I see them do on here.

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  •   ketamine<3 January 28, 2018

    A nice glass of wine to end a stressful day.

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    • pewpewpowa January 28, 2018

      @ketamine<3 hahaha ,some white wine there

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  • vivalamigra January 28, 2018

    Rice water.

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  • james511969 January 28, 2018

    Why? Because she spilled it??

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  • ithinkimdumb January 28, 2018

    SQUIRT... it's got everything you need and it's full of electrolytes!...

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  • muzziesarescum January 28, 2018

    Who knew Pepsi Crystal actual came from an Asian chick named Crystal.. Hmm I guess that's why they stopped making it and only ever send it to the LA Beast.

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  • donteatthatmr January 28, 2018

    She can pour mine any day

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  •   luvthick January 28, 2018

    That's that special Wanton Soup.

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  • superbadasssweetdaddyjones January 28, 2018

    She’s getting pissed faced

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  •   truckingman January 28, 2018

    ?????????????????

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  • sealex January 28, 2018

    That was her drink. I think you can imagine what her lunch was.

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  • ss99 January 29, 2018

    just a piss drinking slut

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  •   lafind January 29, 2018

    She needs to lick that off of my rod rather than drink it.

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  • dude83 January 30, 2018

    Could’ve just had a pint of Stella if you wanted a yeast infection.

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