1. Mega sandwich, 2, bye bye intestines 3, Broken arm XD
I'm just sitting here picking my nose and letting cum run down the side of my belly!
@maddog123 What are you doing on CS if your boyfriend is cumming on you??!
@frank n. stein his bf is GOFF so they are probably both on the site cumming on each other while they eat the boogers they've picked. Lol
Final warning ... I catch you again and you're done.
Did you plug your peehole with a nice, plump boogie for maximum impact?
@goff You should know
shhh, lil boy.
@goff I can appreciate gross but that is eick.
Hey Cory, this guy and supfishing are the same person. Might wanna check the IP on these two.
@goff I am only me, at least the last time I looked.
@maddog123 haha, you have to clean it up! Next time just have GOFF swallow.
WHAT is so hard about pressing the brake pedal??
@frank n. stein... they don't come standard on most models over there... that or the pedal is to far for them to reach
@frank n. stein If ya don't use it, it won't wear out!
@frank n. stein
Nothing hard about it!
They just have trouble remembering when to do it!
Yeah.. that guy that fell off the back of the truck there at the end... he's having a real shitty day.
What the hell was the white van in the first one doing?
That was Ouch's van. Ask him...
@letmefindout I was in ouchs white van when this happened.. couldn't have been his.. unless it was that rough in there, which is definitely possible..
@ketamine<3 Bang Bus
Thanks early morning cartoons. because of you the first video was disappointing when there wasn't a big red mark on the side of the white van.
It was also their last day on earth.
My day just got better
He obviously didnt see the sign 'Caution Operatives At Rear'
That first poor bastard got vaporized!
It's fair to say stupidity was a big factor in these
Doesn't this happen in any other places except China...
How the fuck are there over 3 billion Chinese? Seems like they cut that number in half every year.
Hard luck victim number one God Rest Your Soul!! What the hell you doing in the street, well chacho will Taco Bell taco muchacho call Dad home Pluto puto!!!!!!!
@goff They speak Spanish in China now?
@supfishing757 No. Their wall keeps the illegals out.
@vivalamigra no Spaniard wants to go to China!
@james511969 And no American wants illegals from mexico (which is not Spain).
@vivalamigra are you kidding?
I like the cheap labor!
And when it comes time to pay them they get deported. So it’s a win win for me!
@james511969 In a perfect world yes, but instead we pay them not to work...
@vivalamigra yeah, in a “perfect world” people would read and understand the immigration policy that no one borne outside the US can collect any services.
Instead people just believe what they’re told.
@james511969 No, we have to do what we are told. That's why we elected Trump to tell them, not us.
@vivalamigra I’ll tell you what. You can enjoy being told what to do.
I’ll read the laws as they are written so I at least know the actual laws.
I refuse to believe what some dipshit on the street, TV or radio tells me.
@james511969 That's what I said!
No, but your mother howls it when I rip her in the ass.
That tree is resilient, took the trimming like a boss.
That guy in the last clip needs to buy a lotto ticket.
That first one was certainly appointment with death
Fuck, the first one added insult to injury
The monback fell off the garbage truck. Disabled for life.
I feel bad for the garbage man. he already has a shitty job.
*leans on air horn*
Going too fast.
Can't look away from cellphone while checking Crazyshit on the internet.
Move bitch get out my way!!!!
Whats the big deal? Those cars can be fixed .
Idk,i had to sit at the dmv today,and my son has a concert tonight.