NEW DEFINITION OF 'DEAD FUCK' [SHE'S HUMAN, NOT A DOLL]

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  • yidarmy1101 January 31, 2018

    I’ve had a worse blowie my ex had fucking braces

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    • maxm60 January 31, 2018

      @yidarmy1101 a 'pecker wrecker'huh?

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      • yidarmy1101 January 31, 2018

        @maxm60 summit like that chap not one to turn down a blowie but fuck me it was touchy at points

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    • james511969 January 31, 2018

      @yidarmy1101 Fucking braces?

      Damn that does sound painful.

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  •   maddog123 January 31, 2018

    Rubber dolls freak me out

    I'm sticking to jacking off to porn

    Much cheaper and mama want let me have any friends in the basement any hoot

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  • raptor_claw January 31, 2018

    doesnt she come in a package with a taser ? looks juiceless

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  • illspoken January 31, 2018

    Hey, at least you won't hear any complaints like 'honey I have a headache', or 'ewww that's gross' or 'that's so small!'

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    • muzziesarescum January 31, 2018

      @illspoken really sounds like a personal problem if you've ever heard "that's so small"

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      • illspoken January 31, 2018

        @muzziesarescum Common expectations and misconceptions, by most if not all, women my friend.

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    • letmefindout January 31, 2018

      @illspoken

      This is what happens when you can't find the G-Spot.

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    • redmeadowlegion January 31, 2018

      @illspoken

      I wouldn't mind if women just laid there and after you're done stick them back in the closet.

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      • james511969 January 31, 2018

        @redmeadowlegion so you’re sick of putting the guys in the closet????

        Welcome back on the team!

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  • go2hellbitch January 31, 2018

    This comment has been deleted

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    • stevenkk January 31, 2018

      @go2hellbitch no shit Sherlock

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      • momma_mercy January 31, 2018

        @go2hellbitch I'm betting you thought your comment and it's replies would get deleted eh?

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  • bedpaneddie January 31, 2018

    We have all been there

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    • cazaly January 31, 2018

      @bedpaneddie drugged and immobile on a bed?

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      • letmefindout January 31, 2018

        @cazaly

        He picked her up at the morgue.

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        • cubbage January 31, 2018

          @letmefindout

          Where is.. Ahem..Do you know where this morgue is located?

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          • cazaly January 31, 2018

            @cubbage trade secrets apparently.

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      • james511969 January 31, 2018

        @cazaly hahaha+

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  • cazaly January 31, 2018

    Two hookers having a drink in the bar. One asks the other, What's the strangest request you've ever had? Well, it goes like this.....

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  • ketamine<3 January 31, 2018

    But I have to make my own sammich afterwards! Fuck!

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  • muzziesarescum January 31, 2018

    Oh shit GOFF posted his "buddies" sex doll findings!

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    • goff January 31, 2018

      @muzziesarescum

      I told you that I would go easy on you because I liked your name. Your 'not believing my story' has gotten old before you wrote it, so move along little doggie move along ...

      I'm not sure why you had to leave best gore, but ...

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      • muzziesarescum January 31, 2018

        @goff I'm sorry. If you just tell us who took your balls, I'm sure we'll all come together as a community CS&BG to help get them back for you!

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        • goff January 31, 2018

          @muzziesarescum

          Ok, so you're a tough guy wow.

          So you're a big bully and you focused on me. Am I supposed to be worried? Are you going to track me down? Do you want to know where I live? My balls are still intact right below my big dick. Question is where are your balls? Let's see how big your balls are. For instance, where do you live?

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          • muzziesarescum January 31, 2018

            @goff this should probably move to the forums but I think people are getting a laugh at your expense. But when you ASSUME you make an ass outta you and me.. Well you started it since you assumed I was put into place by you under another name but you constantly leave yourself open for such zingers. Chill out little guy nobody made threats. That's what's wrong with people nowadays don't know how to just poke fun in good humour.. You were bullied a lot as a kid I bet

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            • goff January 31, 2018

              @muzziesarescum

              Fuck you and the forums.

              You want to fucking target my ass. Then really target my ass, braveheart. Where do you reside? Just answer that simple question. If you won't, then back the fuck off and move on.

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              •   ouch February 1, 2018

                @goff Settle down!

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                • goff February 1, 2018

                  @ouch

                  Oh my ... lol puleeze!

                  So you probably put him up to this just so you can act like some sort of romper room monitor at my expense?

                  "Settle down!" The clown barks from the sewers of Derry.

                  Get the fuck out of here!

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                  •   ouch February 2, 2018

                    @goff They all float

                    do you?

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                • muzziesarescum February 1, 2018

                  @ouch you gotta be easier when ya pot out in his but Ouch, he's starting to get testy. Maybe he needs another Beiber Award to make him feel special.

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            • goff February 1, 2018

              @muzziesarescum

              I bullied ladybugs just like you.

              Let me know if you wanna bully me some more, lady friend.

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              • muzziesarescum February 1, 2018

                @goff nobody put me up to it but your little bitch ass attitude. You could always dish it but not take it unless it's a Dick huh? Btw putting ladybugs in your drawers isn't bullying it's just cruel and unusual making those little critters crawl on a twig.

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                • goff February 1, 2018

                  @muzziesarescum

                  My attitude towards you?

                  Point exactly where I gave you a problem ... where I wouldn't leave you alone. Show me this to my satisfaction and have at me.

                  But if you can't ... then move on.

                  Showing me have an "attitude" with someone who guilty as well or even more so, is no concern to you.

                  You're just a typical follower, just playing a "look at me, everybody!" game hoping that people like Ouch will notice.

                  Well, Ouch and I have truced it out. In fact, Mike even offered to give me partial reins to wics next week, because he may have thought he might have gone a little too far. But I appreciatively declined.

                  Now, it is called a mob mentality syndrome. Acknowledge and get over it, attention seeker. None of these people spewing their rotten attitudes would act the same way if it was one on one with me. Because it is Mob mentality, precisely because Ouch happens to be in charge of wics. So, of course, they would be bias and take his side just to impress him.

                  Have you noticed that when you make a comment that no one backs your comment with a comment?

                  Not once ...

                  Fuck any negs ... I'm talking posts. Zilch.

                  You should just pause ... Realize that you do it way too much and that an occasional zinger – face to face – is fine and even welcomed and vice versa.

                  And besides, you fucking forget ... I like your fucking name. Were on the same team. Why not target the real enemy, yeah?

                  Just think about it.

                  By the way, you didn't see my apology to all the shitters a few days ago? I think it was in the wics video.

                  If not, go read it and accept my fucking apology.

                  If you did read it, then it's only further proof that it's you that needs adjusting.

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  • sealex January 31, 2018

    I thought there were just married but when I saw cum on her mouth I knew it wasn't so.

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  • cubbage January 31, 2018

    Jam it in her ass and I bet she'll snap right out of it!

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    • maxm60 January 31, 2018

      @cubbage Yeah. I was thinking the same thing. Unless she has wicked discipline, then it would be creepy.

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  •   luvthick January 31, 2018

    Better than a Rubber Duckie!

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  • maxm60 January 31, 2018

    I'd have to play with her. Just out of curiousity.

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  • lizardking478 January 31, 2018

    Damn "Me Too" charter member!

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    • james511969 January 31, 2018

      @lizardking478 yeah right?

      Some day some feminists is going to put a sex doll on the news and say she'sbeen violated.

      And all guys will finally say, “that’s what women are for!”

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  • ironduke January 31, 2018

    college, Belinda...I did knock the bitch up.

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  • zack sweeney January 31, 2018

    I think this is my buddy's x-wife , killer body, dead fuck ...

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    • illspoken January 31, 2018

      @zack sweeney you seem to know a thing or two from personal perspective...

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  • bwooly January 31, 2018

    Slip her some ghb. That'll get her moving!

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  • crockful January 31, 2018

    Defective Stepford wife doesn't swallow. Return for refund.

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  • lafind January 31, 2018

    Even her eyes are stuck, NEXT!

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  • supfishing757 January 31, 2018

    I wish all women were like that

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  • hitman777 January 31, 2018

    Perfect for them necrophilia fantasy’s

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  • chained cat January 31, 2018

    About as dry as sliding your cock between two cream crackers

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  • gfys January 31, 2018

    Zzzz

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  • arg January 31, 2018

    Is this the 21st century tale of Pinociwhore?

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  • prolurkercrazy January 31, 2018

    Nut in her eye and I bet she animates right the fuck up!

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    • vivalamigra January 31, 2018

      @prolurkercrazy Feeling a bit chipper this morning I see!

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    •   sarge07 January 31, 2018

      @prolurkercrazy yea, that pisses em off pretty good

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  •   happyjack January 31, 2018

    FWP

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    • goff January 31, 2018

      @happyjack

      FBP

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  •   nybadguy January 31, 2018

    Same technique my ex used. Dead in bed.

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  •   acairman January 31, 2018

    The trannies have all said @ouch just lays there.

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  •   sarge07 January 31, 2018

    like fuckin a corpse

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  • lj3m00n January 31, 2018

    you sure

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  •   picklehiesner January 31, 2018

    I'd hit it

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  •   mykejp January 31, 2018

    Is her name Cold Ethyl?

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  • wickedasitseems January 31, 2018

    She's perfect....does she have a sister?

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  • donteatthatmr January 31, 2018

    Of all holes the mouth. That’s how you know she was real

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  • bootysniffer January 31, 2018

    nice id by one

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  • fatlarry January 31, 2018

    id hit it

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  • spider-man January 31, 2018

    What a stupid fuckin’ bitch

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  • fiddledeedee January 31, 2018

    I had a doll like that, I thought it was defective.

    I read the owner's manual and found out I needed to shove some D cell batteries up her ass, and go through the initializing process.

    You have to stick your dick in her mouth, pull on her nipples and stuff four fingers up her pussy. The doll reboots and and then she became really life-like, just like a real woman, and she spoke! Her first words were, "stop staring at my tits, you sick bastard."

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  • hitman777 January 31, 2018

    But can she make a sammich?

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  • deadpen January 31, 2018

    She blinks too much.

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  • doc_ock January 31, 2018

    As long as she has a pulse, fuck it.

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  • gallo January 31, 2018

    i dont get it whats the problem?

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  • dude83 February 1, 2018

    You could do key punch the shit out of it. And it’s not allowed to flinch. Or I gets two more!!

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  • renbo956 February 1, 2018

    What A Doll I'd Love To Fuck DILF Now Better Than A MILF

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  • rudolft February 2, 2018

    Hey, I like this kind of fetish. pass the link of the full video. or give me the name of the busty girl.

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  • blowback51 February 11, 2018

    Someday Japedophile there can make her a real whore

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  • bomberman February 15, 2018

    man thats fake its a fucking doll nice jobie there!

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