I’ve had a worse blowie my ex had fucking braces
@yidarmy1101 a 'pecker wrecker'huh?
@maxm60 summit like that chap not one to turn down a blowie but fuck me it was touchy at points
@yidarmy1101 Fucking braces?
Damn that does sound painful.
Rubber dolls freak me out
I'm sticking to jacking off to porn
Much cheaper and mama want let me have any friends in the basement any hoot
doesnt she come in a package with a taser ? looks juiceless
Hey, at least you won't hear any complaints like 'honey I have a headache', or 'ewww that's gross' or 'that's so small!'
@illspoken really sounds like a personal problem if you've ever heard "that's so small"
@muzziesarescum Common expectations and misconceptions, by most if not all, women my friend.
This is what happens when you can't find the G-Spot.
I wouldn't mind if women just laid there and after you're done stick them back in the closet.
@redmeadowlegion so you’re sick of putting the guys in the closet????
Welcome back on the team!
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@go2hellbitch no shit Sherlock
@go2hellbitch I'm betting you thought your comment and it's replies would get deleted eh?
We have all been there
@bedpaneddie drugged and immobile on a bed?
He picked her up at the morgue.
Where is.. Ahem..Do you know where this morgue is located?
@cubbage trade secrets apparently.
Two hookers having a drink in the bar. One asks the other, What's the strangest request you've ever had? Well, it goes like this.....
But I have to make my own sammich afterwards! Fuck!
Oh shit GOFF posted his "buddies" sex doll findings!
I told you that I would go easy on you because I liked your name. Your 'not believing my story' has gotten old before you wrote it, so move along little doggie move along ...
I'm not sure why you had to leave best gore, but ...
@goff I'm sorry. If you just tell us who took your balls, I'm sure we'll all come together as a community CS&BG to help get them back for you!
Ok, so you're a tough guy wow.
So you're a big bully and you focused on me. Am I supposed to be worried? Are you going to track me down? Do you want to know where I live? My balls are still intact right below my big dick. Question is where are your balls? Let's see how big your balls are. For instance, where do you live?
@goff this should probably move to the forums but I think people are getting a laugh at your expense. But when you ASSUME you make an ass outta you and me.. Well you started it since you assumed I was put into place by you under another name but you constantly leave yourself open for such zingers. Chill out little guy nobody made threats. That's what's wrong with people nowadays don't know how to just poke fun in good humour.. You were bullied a lot as a kid I bet
Fuck you and the forums.
You want to fucking target my ass. Then really target my ass, braveheart. Where do you reside? Just answer that simple question. If you won't, then back the fuck off and move on.
@goff Settle down!
Oh my ... lol puleeze!
So you probably put him up to this just so you can act like some sort of romper room monitor at my expense?
"Settle down!" The clown barks from the sewers of Derry.
Get the fuck out of here!
@goff They all float
@ouch you gotta be easier when ya pot out in his but Ouch, he's starting to get testy. Maybe he needs another Beiber Award to make him feel special.
I bullied ladybugs just like you.
Let me know if you wanna bully me some more, lady friend.
@goff nobody put me up to it but your little bitch ass attitude. You could always dish it but not take it unless it's a Dick huh? Btw putting ladybugs in your drawers isn't bullying it's just cruel and unusual making those little critters crawl on a twig.
My attitude towards you?
Point exactly where I gave you a problem ... where I wouldn't leave you alone. Show me this to my satisfaction and have at me.
But if you can't ... then move on.
Showing me have an "attitude" with someone who guilty as well or even more so, is no concern to you.
You're just a typical follower, just playing a "look at me, everybody!" game hoping that people like Ouch will notice.
Well, Ouch and I have truced it out. In fact, Mike even offered to give me partial reins to wics next week, because he may have thought he might have gone a little too far. But I appreciatively declined.
Now, it is called a mob mentality syndrome. Acknowledge and get over it, attention seeker. None of these people spewing their rotten attitudes would act the same way if it was one on one with me. Because it is Mob mentality, precisely because Ouch happens to be in charge of wics. So, of course, they would be bias and take his side just to impress him.
Have you noticed that when you make a comment that no one backs your comment with a comment?
Not once ...
Fuck any negs ... I'm talking posts. Zilch.
You should just pause ... Realize that you do it way too much and that an occasional zinger – face to face – is fine and even welcomed and vice versa.
And besides, you fucking forget ... I like your fucking name. Were on the same team. Why not target the real enemy, yeah?
Just think about it.
By the way, you didn't see my apology to all the shitters a few days ago? I think it was in the wics video.
If not, go read it and accept my fucking apology.
If you did read it, then it's only further proof that it's you that needs adjusting.
I thought there were just married but when I saw cum on her mouth I knew it wasn't so.
Jam it in her ass and I bet she'll snap right out of it!
@cubbage Yeah. I was thinking the same thing. Unless she has wicked discipline, then it would be creepy.
Better than a Rubber Duckie!
@luvthick ...or a fifi!
I'd have to play with her. Just out of curiousity.
Damn "Me Too" charter member!
@lizardking478 yeah right?
Some day some feminists is going to put a sex doll on the news and say she'sbeen violated.
And all guys will finally say, “that’s what women are for!”
college, Belinda...I did knock the bitch up.
I think this is my buddy's x-wife , killer body, dead fuck ...
@zack sweeney you seem to know a thing or two from personal perspective...
Slip her some ghb. That'll get her moving!
Defective Stepford wife doesn't swallow. Return for refund.
Even her eyes are stuck, NEXT!
I wish all women were like that
Perfect for them necrophilia fantasy’s
About as dry as sliding your cock between two cream crackers
Is this the 21st century tale of Pinociwhore?
Nut in her eye and I bet she animates right the fuck up!
@prolurkercrazy Feeling a bit chipper this morning I see!
@vivalamigra lol +1
@prolurkercrazy yea, that pisses em off pretty good
Same technique my ex used. Dead in bed.
The trannies have all said @ouch just lays there.
like fuckin a corpse
I'd hit it
Is her name Cold Ethyl?
She's perfect....does she have a sister?
Of all holes the mouth. That’s how you know she was real
nice id by one
id hit it
What a stupid fuckin’ bitch
I had a doll like that, I thought it was defective.
I read the owner's manual and found out I needed to shove some D cell batteries up her ass, and go through the initializing process.
You have to stick your dick in her mouth, pull on her nipples and stuff four fingers up her pussy. The doll reboots and and then she became really life-like, just like a real woman, and she spoke! Her first words were, "stop staring at my tits, you sick bastard."
But can she make a sammich?
She blinks too much.
As long as she has a pulse, fuck it.
i dont get it whats the problem?
You could do key punch the shit out of it. And it’s not allowed to flinch. Or I gets two more!!
What A Doll I'd Love To Fuck DILF Now Better Than A MILF
Hey, I like this kind of fetish. pass the link of the full video. or give me the name of the busty girl.
Someday Japedophile there can make her a real whore
man thats fake its a fucking doll nice jobie there!