Bathroom aerobics is the newest craze.
Disappointing parents is a talent.
Attention whore parents must be so proud.
@letmefindout one word:::: millennials
A Hillary Clinton voter party.,.,.,.,.,
Well if she catches a disease, she can blame it on a toilet seat.
@72jayd I think you mean if the toilet seat catches a disease.
All in all, that's not how give a swirly. What are they teaching these kids in school these days?
This almost makes me think women need feminism
my kinda dumb bitch
Still looks better than some of the dates I've had.
i dumped a chick who wouldn't clean her ass
There are some things that should not be shared.
No shit ...
@goff Well there was probably shit and that was his problem with her.
@letmefindout yeah i'll keep her ass private, but that was 25 years ago and i never met a chick again witha skank ass
@joedumber Too fat to reach?
@maxm60 no she was manic depressive when not at the club
This is not crazy shit this is just retarded shit.
@tmenycologist dont use the word retard. goff gets offended. Just call him autistic or differently abled.
With just three swings of a toilet seat, Gladys contracted the AtoZ's list of stds.
@goff if only you hadn't used it just before her, she'd probably be fine.
And I'd be fine if your little sister didn't lie to me when I stuck my girthy cock in her nasty bunghole.
@goff NO ONE is desperate enough to let you stick your little thimble dick in anything human. (ALIVE human)
@frank n. stein GOFF is getting confused again, it was his "buddies" rubber asshole he used. Even the rubber doll objected and tried to wriggle away from the sad excuse GOFF calls a penis.
Would it go round the other way in Ouches neck of the woods?
Nope, not a deal breaker in my book. Almost a + actually.
Good breeding stock
Tall, slim, fit, drinks and has a sense of humor
@chained cat and house broken.
That’s not how you clean a toilet!?
The drunken hula hoop
At least she has a sense of humor. You go girl.
Aren’t they supposed to stack those around their necks?
someone with the shits is going to run into the bathroom and fall into the toilet trying to sit down with the seat being gone lol.
@ketamine<3 and that should be filmed and posted here
R. Kelly really fucked her up back in the day!
Well, we could get rid of the necklace and still put her to good use.
Do I have to raise that toilet seat to take a leak?
Im sorry you cant get clean enough after that
Put the seat down bitch.
sweet american girls, so sexy USA USA USA
shit for brains
she'll have a toilet hickey
I bet she gives a mean rim job. Toilet bowl rim, that is.
Awesome, now lick it bitch
Remember to treat her with the utmost respect! Because, she's a lady.
All jokes aside, after a shot of Penicillin, she'll be a shit load of fun!
Only a matter of time before she accuses that toilet seat of sexual harassment
At least she's not doing the Tide Pod Challenge.
Good to see the feminism tryouts are kicking off nicely.
Janet, you look a little flushed. She just invented the latest craze, the Hula-Poop.
Mom, I'd like you to meet my new wife.
This drunk whore is probably the first one at a bbq asking who made the potato salad before eating it. I want to make sure it’s from a clean persons kitchen.
So how does one become Herpes resistant/proof and where can a guy get the shot?
@maxm60 Isn't that where you go to get herpes?
I got this toreal>>>>> FWP
R Kellys head just exploded
...his DICK head!
Is this a new line of 'bling' jewelry?
I wouldn't touch that thing., God only knows were it's bin.
This bitch is screaming for attention.
I'll give her more attention if there was a bullet in her head.