THINK OF YOUR SHITTIEST DATE. THEN WATCH THIS

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  •   ouch February 1, 2018

    Shit head!

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  • letmefindout February 1, 2018

    Bathroom aerobics is the newest craze.

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  • rubber February 1, 2018

    Disappointing parents is a talent.

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    • letmefindout February 1, 2018

      @rubber

      Attention whore parents must be so proud.

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      •   sarge07 February 1, 2018

        @letmefindout one word:::: millennials

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  •   GrimmWilder February 1, 2018

    A Hillary Clinton voter party.,.,.,.,.,

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  • 72jayd February 1, 2018

    Well if she catches a disease, she can blame it on a toilet seat.

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    • muzziesarescum February 1, 2018

      @72jayd I think you mean if the toilet seat catches a disease.

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      • redmeadowlegion February 1, 2018

        @muzziesarescum

        All in all, that's not how give a swirly. What are they teaching these kids in school these days?

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  •   what now? whats next? February 1, 2018

    This almost makes me think women need feminism

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    • joedumber February 1, 2018

      my kinda dumb bitch

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  • kiwi cunt February 1, 2018

    Still looks better than some of the dates I've had.

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    • joedumber February 1, 2018

      i dumped a chick who wouldn't clean her ass

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      • letmefindout February 1, 2018

        @joedumber

        There are some things that should not be shared.

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        • goff February 1, 2018

          @letmefindout

          No shit ...

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          •   lafind February 1, 2018

            @goff Well there was probably shit and that was his problem with her.

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            • goff February 1, 2018

              @lafind

              No shit ...

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        • joedumber February 4, 2018

          @letmefindout yeah i'll keep her ass private, but that was 25 years ago and i never met a chick again witha skank ass

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      • maxm60 February 3, 2018

        @joedumber Too fat to reach?

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        • joedumber February 4, 2018

          @maxm60 no she was manic depressive when not at the club

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  • tmenycologist February 1, 2018

    This is not crazy shit this is just retarded shit.

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    • halfthang February 3, 2018

      @tmenycologist dont use the word retard. goff gets offended. Just call him autistic or differently abled.

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  • goff February 1, 2018

    With just three swings of a toilet seat, Gladys contracted the AtoZ's list of stds.

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    • muzziesarescum February 1, 2018

      @goff if only you hadn't used it just before her, she'd probably be fine.

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      • goff February 1, 2018

        @muzziesarescum

        And I'd be fine if your little sister didn't lie to me when I stuck my girthy cock in her nasty bunghole.

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        • frank n. stein February 2, 2018

          @goff NO ONE is desperate enough to let you stick your little thimble dick in anything human. (ALIVE human)

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          • muzziesarescum February 2, 2018

            @frank n. stein GOFF is getting confused again, it was his "buddies" rubber asshole he used. Even the rubber doll objected and tried to wriggle away from the sad excuse GOFF calls a penis.

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  • airsporter February 1, 2018

    Would it go round the other way in Ouches neck of the woods?

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  • fedupmonster February 1, 2018

    Nope, not a deal breaker in my book. Almost a + actually.

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  • ithinkimdumb February 1, 2018

    SKILLZ!...

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  • chained cat February 1, 2018

    Good breeding stock

    Tall, slim, fit, drinks and has a sense of humor

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    • maxm60 February 3, 2018

      @chained cat and house broken.

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  • mrthorwald February 1, 2018

    That’s not how you clean a toilet!?

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  • hitman777 February 1, 2018

    The drunken hula hoop

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  •   nybadguy February 1, 2018

    At least she has a sense of humor. You go girl.

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  • james511969 February 1, 2018

    Aren’t they supposed to stack those around their necks?

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  •   ketamine<3 February 1, 2018

    someone with the shits is going to run into the bathroom and fall into the toilet trying to sit down with the seat being gone lol.

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    •   sarge07 February 1, 2018

      @ketamine<3 and that should be filmed and posted here

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  • muzziesarescum February 1, 2018

    R. Kelly really fucked her up back in the day!

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  •   lafind February 1, 2018

    Well, we could get rid of the necklace and still put her to good use.

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  • issa zombie February 1, 2018

    Do I have to raise that toilet seat to take a leak?

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  • arg February 1, 2018

    Im sorry you cant get clean enough after that

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  • vivalamigra February 1, 2018

    Put the seat down bitch.

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  • lovebigcocks February 1, 2018

    sweet american girls, so sexy USA USA USA

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  • fatlarry February 1, 2018

    shit for brains

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  • dry terd February 1, 2018

    Drunk terd

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  • bigblackhead February 1, 2018

    she'll have a toilet hickey

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  • harly9 February 1, 2018

    I bet she gives a mean rim job. Toilet bowl rim, that is.

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  • keyboardwarrior February 1, 2018

    Awesome, now lick it bitch

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  • salvador76 February 1, 2018

    Tequila.....

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  •   luvthick February 1, 2018

    Remember to treat her with the utmost respect! Because, she's a lady.

    All jokes aside, after a shot of Penicillin, she'll be a shit load of fun!

    ;-)

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  •   picklehiesner February 1, 2018

    Only a matter of time before she accuses that toilet seat of sexual harassment

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  •   mykejp February 1, 2018

    At least she's not doing the Tide Pod Challenge.

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  • enemabandit February 1, 2018

    Very talented!

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  • cazaly February 1, 2018

    Good to see the feminism tryouts are kicking off nicely.

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  • fiddledeedee February 1, 2018

    Janet, you look a little flushed. She just invented the latest craze, the Hula-Poop.

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  • ironduke February 1, 2018

    Mom, I'd like you to meet my new wife.

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  • holak6778 February 1, 2018

    This drunk whore is probably the first one at a bbq asking who made the potato salad before eating it. I want to make sure it’s from a clean persons kitchen.

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  • deadpen February 1, 2018

    So how does one become Herpes resistant/proof and where can a guy get the shot?

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    • maxm60 February 3, 2018

      @deadpen Brazil.

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      • deadpen February 4, 2018

        @maxm60 Isn't that where you go to get herpes?

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  •   sarge07 February 1, 2018

    I got this toreal>>>>> FWP

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  • unkempdroid February 1, 2018

    R Kellys head just exploded

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  • maxm60 February 3, 2018

    Is this a new line of 'bling' jewelry?

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  • xxxmass February 3, 2018

    I wouldn't touch that thing., God only knows were it's bin.

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  • heartlesshind February 9, 2018

    This bitch is screaming for attention.

    I'll give her more attention if there was a bullet in her head.

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  • nastybastad March 11, 2018

    Sooooo when you nut on her face she shouldn't get "grossed out"

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  • knotmario April 12, 2018

    Ring around a thot.

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