4 WAYS YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE

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  •   GrimmWilder February 2, 2018

    SLIPPED on ice and his head popped off!....what'a Goof!

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    • curiousone February 2, 2018

      @GrimmWilder I think he spells it Goff.

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      • goff February 2, 2018

        I'm curious ... what size brick hat do ya take, chump?

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    • intylerwetrust February 2, 2018

      @GrimmWilder Wasnt that his toupee

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  • kore February 2, 2018

    That last guy set himself up for that drop. What else would anyone have done???

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    •   sarge07 February 2, 2018

      @kore used him like a wishbone?

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      •   luvthick February 2, 2018

        @sarge07

        Damn Sarge, that was mean! LOL!

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        •   sarge07 February 2, 2018

          @luvthick yea, I'm a goofy mood. LOL

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      • kore February 2, 2018

        @sarge07 LMAO +1

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  •   nybadguy February 2, 2018

    Lol

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  • lafind February 2, 2018

    First guy got rocked! Second was dumb enough to be in the front of a gun fight, in front of his armed buddies. Third was just out of ice skating practice and last was an idiot for leaning back on a railing with unfriendly's coming at him.

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  • muzziesarescum February 2, 2018

    Didn't the last guy know you ride your invisible bicycle just like a regular one. Tsk tsk.

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    • goff February 2, 2018

      @muzziesarescum

      Don't you know that my pimp hand is still strong, so you need to get your beta ladybug ass back on the corner and make me some duckets, bitch!!

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      • muzziesarescum February 2, 2018

        @goff So you pimp little Asian guys? Interesting, probably a little market and small margins. But ok you do you little guy!

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        • goff February 2, 2018

          @muzziesarescum

          This here round eye, considers you one of his best sellers, slant eye.

          I feed you to the darkies and they just eat you up. nomnomnom!

          Now get back to suckin' that black man's black batwing scrotum. Tell him it's on the house ... now get ta suckin'!

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          • muzziesarescum February 2, 2018

            @goff you gotta stop posting your dreams.

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            • goff February 3, 2018

              @muzziesarescum

              I bet you have ties to Abu Sayyaf. I feel it in me bones, I do ...

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              • muzziesarescum February 3, 2018

                @goff Ladies Do Not, I repeat DO NOT touch GOFF'S penis it did that to that poor girl.

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                • goff February 4, 2018

                  @muzziesarescum

                  WTF! He's babbling, ladies and gentlemen.

                  I'm sorry you can get your refunds up at the front desk.

                  Evidently, he shot up some baby aspirin and he's seizuring all over the floor. Awww, baby Jesus ...

                  Again ladies and gentlemen, the show is over and I apologize.

                  (Kick! Whip! Kick! Whip!)

                  Get your ass up, you babbling monkey!

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  • vivalamigra February 2, 2018

    Illegals also fear ICE. Food for thought...

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  • airsporter February 2, 2018

    Thats probably the way I'll go trying to pay for petrol in fucking Yorkshire!

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    •   luvthick February 2, 2018

      @airsporter

      That's a bloody shame! What size shoes do you wear?

      ;-)

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      •   sarge07 February 2, 2018

        @luvthick LOL, and you said I was mean

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      • airsporter February 2, 2018

        @luvthick Size 8 in Skates - But it dont help!

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  • renbo956 February 2, 2018

    Rocked Hard , Man Down, Popped Goes The Weisel And The Weisel Goes Pop , Let The Body Hit The Pavement

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  • omnomnom February 2, 2018

    number one seems pretty nice

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  • mclovin510 February 2, 2018

    All Brazilian Olympic sports.

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  • donteatthatmr February 2, 2018

    Great form on that last one

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  • xxxmass February 3, 2018

    You don't no me..!

    but yea your rite.

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  • frank n. stein February 3, 2018

    Shit happens

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  • cellule February 5, 2018

    How to get done with high gas prices.

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  • ob1 February 5, 2018

    Idiots

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  • dazsworld March 11, 2018

    Boring as fuck.

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  • syscache March 14, 2018

    that dudes head fell off with ease... shoulda used more glue man

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