SORRY BUDDY, I DON'T THINK WATER IS GOING TO HELP

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  •   GrimmWilder February 2, 2018

    What do trains have against Indians anyways?

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    •   what now? whats next? February 2, 2018

      @GrimmWilder Wow that thing 'railed' him pretty damn good

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    • james511969 February 2, 2018

      @GrimmWilder he’s just laying there like a track star waiting for the special Olympics.

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    • xxxmass February 3, 2018

      @GrimmWilder ithink it's their wheels., trains have their wheels against Indian people.

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    • maxm60 February 3, 2018

      @GrimmWilder Probably the same hate that trucks have against Asians on scooters.

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  • curiousone February 2, 2018

    It can’t hurt

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    • muzziesarescum February 2, 2018

      @curiousone it can he could aspirate it once they sedate hi.... Nevermind, it is India after all.

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      • redmeadowlegion February 2, 2018

        @muzziesarescum

        Glad to see the good Samaritans taking action. Would someone give this dude some bazooka joe bubble gum and a playboy magazine, after all his dick is already out.

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  • bleedsvodka February 2, 2018

    It was holy water. Now get up and walk it off.

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  • outotown February 2, 2018

    Aquafina, the last drink you'll ever need!

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  • kore February 2, 2018

    I saw the water pour out of his left leg, lmao

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  • houndog35 February 2, 2018

    I'm half the man i used to be.....

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    •   picklehiesner February 2, 2018

      @houndog35 there's a shadow hanging over me ...

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      • houndog35 February 2, 2018

        @picklehiesner H ha ha ha ha ha

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  • arg February 2, 2018

    Like a cartoon accident i expected the water to come shooting out of random holes in his body

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  • muzziesarescum February 2, 2018

    Salt tablet! Walk it off, you'll be alright!

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  •   nybadguy February 2, 2018

    Milk does a body good you moron not water.

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  • chained cat February 2, 2018

    Time for plan B?

    The train didn't kill him so perhaps he thought he'd try to drown himself with a ltr bottle of water

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  • goff February 2, 2018

    Compared to most train victims, he'll probably heal enough to make a living, at least with cane or crutches maybe.

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    • redmeadowlegion February 2, 2018

      @goff

      Of course goff, with his bones crushed into cocaine powder and only 50% of his tendons and ligaments wrapped around the wheels of the caboose, he will be building mud huts in no time.

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      • goff February 2, 2018

        @redmeadowlegion

        What, with the quality of medical care, medical dung replacement parts and rehab out there in dungdia, he should be ready if he equals the efforts being made on his behalf.

        Or he is exactly what you described only smaller.

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    • maxm60 February 3, 2018

      @goff he'll get a job as a tech support rep for Verizon or something. They don't need to move much.

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  • thebutcher18 February 2, 2018

    A little moonshine would kill the pain.

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  •   lafind February 2, 2018

    He sprung a leak!

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  • 72jayd February 2, 2018

    India probably has a whole village of these train rekt people.

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    • goff February 2, 2018

      @72jayd

      Or a massive pit to dump them in ...

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      • 72jayd February 2, 2018

        @goff Whatever works.

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  • wickedasitseems February 2, 2018

    Can someone help me up, I gotta train to catch!!

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  • lizardking478 February 2, 2018

    Damn that inception. Its a bitch!

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  • tuco1273 February 2, 2018

    This is the best way to save on shoes perhaps shoes are too expensive in india.

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  •   grhman February 2, 2018

    I was waiting for the water to start squirting out of his body like in the cartoons

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  • vivalamigra February 2, 2018

    The Border Train is looking like a better idea daily.

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  • vivalamigra February 2, 2018

    Just think how ironic it would be if the train carrying deported illegals ran over the new illegals crossing the border. Wait, "ironic" isn't the right word. I meant "hilarious".

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  •   sarge07 February 2, 2018

    didn't even watch

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  • airsporter February 2, 2018

    Well that will teach [ insert here] the wife. the Bank. Uncle Gupta.

    I hope someone takes the trouble to put that bottle into re-cycle.

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  •   picklehiesner February 2, 2018

    Train kept a rollin

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  • drewstl February 2, 2018

    He wanted to see, where the water would come out at!

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    • airsporter February 2, 2018

      @drewstl Ha + Thats cruel!..... You sound like the bloke who came round to fix our boiler last week.

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      • drewstl February 2, 2018

        @airsporter Lolz

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  •   luvthick February 2, 2018

    Poor fella, he survived to witness his onlookers get brutally turned into corned beef, by the next upcoming train as he rested safely between the tracks... Little did he know, that he would witness that same cycle over and over again, until his last breath, as more onlookers would gather after each passing train.

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    • airsporter February 2, 2018

      @luvthick I think thats very perceptive. The inevitability of it all affected him not one bit after all that sacrifice.

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    • muzziesarescum February 2, 2018

      @luvthick My god did you make me laugh hard. But, they're dumb enough in that shit hole to do it.

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      •   luvthick February 2, 2018

        @muzziesarescum

        Thanks... My haters enjoyed it also. But they just can't bring themselves to giving me a thumbs up.

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    •   wombatbytes February 3, 2018

      @luvthick : With enough spare parts, he might find some new legs.

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  • underpants February 2, 2018

    Recorded with a Trac phone

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  • wpginterceptor February 2, 2018

    drink water.. yes that will grow back legs!

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    • maxm60 February 3, 2018

      @wpginterceptor ch-ch-ch-CHIA!

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  • yidarmy1101 February 2, 2018

    Should of waited at the platform like the other jihadis

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  • crowxero February 2, 2018

    He need some milk !

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  • tuffey February 2, 2018

    His suicide was halfway successful.

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  • fronthandorbackhand February 2, 2018

    Gandhi wouldn't be happy.

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  •   ouch February 2, 2018

    There not one Dr there because they are all over here

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    • airsporter February 2, 2018

      @ouch Sneaky comment!

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    • bwooly February 3, 2018

      @ouch Maybe They can give his legs some tech support

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  • ithewood February 2, 2018

    I like how he’s to afraid to put his lips on the bottle! Like germs are is biggest concern!

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  • kiwi cunt February 2, 2018

    And in related news, that brand of bottled water has had a 400% increase in sales.

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  • peaks February 2, 2018

    I was waiting for that water to leak out onto the tracks.

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  • redmeadowlegion February 2, 2018

    why do trains always get away with hit and runs?

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    • peaks February 2, 2018

      @redmeadowlegion

      Because they want to get where their going w/o fucking idiots clogging up their path?

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    •   goodster February 4, 2018

      @redmeadowlegion Why,,, You gonna stop um?

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  • isma February 2, 2018

    he sure will never do that stupid indian dance again!!!

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  • deadpen February 2, 2018

    Maybe if their clothing wasn't so loud they could see trains.

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  • rileydevil February 2, 2018

    Beer will fix it

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    • kiwi cunt February 2, 2018

      @rileydevil No it won't. Booze has already made him legless.

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  • stinkburger February 2, 2018

    Any excuse to skip leg day.....

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  • ktsstk February 2, 2018

    I laughed out loud at the description!

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  • maxm60 February 3, 2018

    What would be really fucked up is if he choked to death on the water.............

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  • rasriff February 3, 2018

    Somebody get this guy an aspirin

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  • los_pedos_saco February 3, 2018

    He is half the man days ago

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  • frank n. stein February 3, 2018

    As usual, they all stand around and gawk!

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  •   pizzapie February 3, 2018

    Did anyone notice that everyone is wearing sheets?

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  • blowback51 February 3, 2018

    I wonder which of the group will go next,its like theyre just waiting for their turn

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  • seanybiker February 3, 2018

    what a time to get cotton mouth

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  • mister ham February 4, 2018

    Always Stay Hydrated

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  • ullcumabunch February 4, 2018

    HE NEED SOME MILK!

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  • fatlarry February 4, 2018

    in india they run with the trains

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  • skeets69 February 5, 2018

    That water went through me like a train!!!

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  • cellule February 5, 2018

    Dip him in the Gange, he'll be just fine.

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  • mike327 February 6, 2018

    But did he ever tried Japanese girl

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  • evictoras February 7, 2018

    Good thing he didn't cut his head. Couln't drink the water with his legs.

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  • dazsworld March 11, 2018

    East Indians are so fucking stupid.

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  • pidor5050 March 22, 2018

    Somebody explain to dumb indians that trains can't go around them

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