RUN OUT OF BULLETS IN SYRIA? TIME TO IMPROVISE

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  • kore February 4, 2018

    Wow, not even God can identify now!!! Even his DNA got disfigured and mushed, ..

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    • letmefindout February 4, 2018

      @kore

      Where's Waldo

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    • ob1 February 5, 2018

      @kore and it's not even pancake tuesday

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      • frank n. stein February 6, 2018

        Hey, dude! You got a mark on your face right there....no to the left. The left!

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  • cocovoda February 4, 2018

    shit wrong password

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  • supfishing757 February 4, 2018

    How did a goat get a hold of a bull dozer?

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    • kore February 4, 2018

      @supfishing757 Dude, these people have A-K's, tanks, bombs, rocket launchers, missiles and always seem to find places to execute people... How hard could it be to get THAT???

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    • 72jayd February 4, 2018

      @supfishing757 It was tired of being repeatedly rapid.

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      • crockful February 5, 2018

        @72jayd It was tired of being repeatedly raped rapidly.

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    • picklehiesner February 4, 2018

      @supfishing757 the goat must have snuck the keys out of his pocket while his pants were down

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    • sarge07 February 4, 2018

      @supfishing757 we were forced by a certain political party to leave our heavy equipment because the cost to ship everything back cut into their social programs budget

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    • letmefindout February 4, 2018

      @supfishing757

      It's the desert for Christ sakes! Of course you need to fertilize the soil.

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    • goff February 4, 2018

      @supfishing757

      He stole the keys out of your pants pocket when you were still asleep in his bed of hay.

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  • sealex February 4, 2018

    Was he trying to do a burn out on his face? In so he failed miserably

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  • arg February 4, 2018

    Didn't you know that's how they tenderized the meat for dinner?

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  • stenchpa February 4, 2018

    Is this what Achmed means when he says I KEEL YOU EXTRA DEAD ?

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    • letmefindout February 4, 2018

      @stenchpa

      American Industrial Military strength meat tenderizer.

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  • cruiserman February 4, 2018

    Sick idiots

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  • happyjack February 4, 2018

    Making it look like an accident

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    • ketamine<3 February 4, 2018

      @happyjack lol, yet recording it.

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  • donteatthatmr February 4, 2018

    Eh. I would have thought truck before bullets anyways

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  • curiousone February 4, 2018

    Ok, so if their goal was to destroy him so he can’t have a proper burial...

    ...then why not drop that blade and smear his ass all over the desert?

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  • ketamine<3 February 4, 2018

    Must be the same guy that was driving the tank. Found something he's good at and enjoys doing, good for him.

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  • twofords February 4, 2018

    All he needed to do was drive on top of him and then turn, that would have ground him up into hamburger instead of just flattening him out a bit. The dude probably got up and walked away after everyone left.

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  • dizeer February 4, 2018

    About time they got some fertilizer on that shitty farm

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    • halfthang February 4, 2018

      @dizeer they getting ready for next year's opium crop

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      • cubbage February 4, 2018

        @halfthang It good mulch!

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  • zklr February 4, 2018

    Syrian compostin!

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  • tsavo February 4, 2018

    I saw this on a bugs bunny episode, he'll be fine after a quick spatula flip.

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    • frank n. stein February 6, 2018

      @tsavo LMAO!! Spatula flip!

      He said, "Spatula flip!"

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  • stenchfart February 4, 2018

    tread lightly ..not

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  • undertaker1979 February 4, 2018

    Guess that answers the question of, would you run over your friend for 72 virgin's. "Yes and I would back over him to".

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  • bwooly February 4, 2018

    He's feeling a little flat today. Get him a Red Bull or something.

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  • los_pedos_saco February 4, 2018

    72 gay man waiting 4 him ala will give him ano

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  • doc_ock February 4, 2018

    At least the back up beeper works

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    • airsporter February 4, 2018

      @doc_ock yeah.. you think he would have gotten out of the way.

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  • kiwi cunt February 4, 2018

    That's an impressive bit of roadkill.

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  • isma February 4, 2018

    can muslims eat ackbhar sushi??

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    • deadpen February 4, 2018

      @isma I think they can only eat shit and that is why they are always so angry.

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  • deadpen February 4, 2018

    Wouldn't run out of bullets if they didn't use 7 mags on every execution.

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  • maxm60 February 4, 2018

    With all that sand getting in the gears, you gotta lube those tracks up with anything you can get.

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  • sarge07 February 4, 2018

    Syrians and Iraqis don't give two shits about ISIS personnel after what the desh did to their women and children, can't say that I blame that at all

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    • illspoken February 4, 2018

      @sarge07 ...provided that this is not is is footage

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  • mr bagels February 4, 2018

    Well that was flattering

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  • illspoken February 4, 2018

    You don't need to bury a dead body when you embed it in the ground

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  • nybadguy February 4, 2018

    Overkill. And not the band.

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  • blowback51 February 4, 2018

    Its like we wanna waste every natural resource asap

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    • frank n. stein February 6, 2018

      @blowback51 Thank you, Debbie Downer.

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  • fiddledeedee February 5, 2018

    Fatal a-track-shun.

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  • thug life glenn February 5, 2018

    Did he die?

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  • renbo956 February 5, 2018

    Hes Dead But Lets Just Make Sure Hes Dead Dead

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  • skeets69 February 5, 2018

    Definitely a drug addict,you can see the tracks on his arms!!!

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  • seanybiker February 5, 2018

    anyone looking for a new flatmate?

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    • frank n. stein February 6, 2018

      @seanybiker Best Comment Award WINNER!!

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  • cellule February 5, 2018

    Waste of fuel.

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  • bedpaneddie February 5, 2018

    I wouldn't have gotten up and ran away either

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  • cazaly February 6, 2018

    Get some other fool to tighten your grouser bolts now.. Not getting that shit on my tools

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  • frank n. stein February 6, 2018

    Please tell me I'm not the only one who found this HILARIOUS!

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  • dadi February 6, 2018

    Soil enrichment

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  • yidarmy1101 February 7, 2018

    Who framed Abdul rabbit

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  • wafflecock February 9, 2018

    For some reason I pissed myself at the reverse beeper. Safety first cunts!

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