FIVE 10-TON VEHICLES YOU SHOULD NEVER FUCK WITH

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  • inthestink February 5, 2018

    Someone doesn’t know much about vehicle weights there was only 10 tonne truck (if that) and a fatty at the end !

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    • bigsmokey86 February 5, 2018

      @inthestink I have never understood how people get that disgustingly huge. It just shows how much of a slob of a person they are.

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      • redmeadowlegion February 5, 2018

        @bigsmokey86

        Come on bigsmonkey, fat chicks are like mopeds, they are fun to ride until you get smacked in face with a dump truck door.

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        • bigsmokey86 February 5, 2018

          @redmeadowlegion I'll leave em to you.

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      • intylerwetrust February 5, 2018

        @bigsmokey86 Just watch "My 600LB Life" they give some good explanations of why. Mostly because of molestation or some kind of childhood abuse.

        I hope this information helps you in your journey through life.

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        • bigsmokey86 February 5, 2018

          @intylerwetrust It's still nasty as hell.

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        • letmefindout February 5, 2018

          @intylerwetrust

          Her only trauma was being imprisoned in luvthick's mansion.

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        • biff wadslinger February 6, 2018

          @intylerwetrust that's a cop-out.... Weak minded 'tards..... Time to weed 'em out....

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  • supfishing757 February 5, 2018

    You didn't mention that the last one was a user submission. Thanks for sharing goff.

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    • kodakbl February 5, 2018

      @supfishing757 good one

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      • redmeadowlegion February 5, 2018

        @kodakbl

        shit that was a great burn! goff should no better, you have to CS on your body, hell it had enough room to write.

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        • kodakbl February 6, 2018

          @redmeadowlegion i nominate you.

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    • goff February 7, 2018

      @supfishing757

      Your alter-ego, Mr. Thorwald, the guy who set up the "Juan" joke for you, shot the footage.

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  • lafind February 5, 2018

    I don't wanna fuck with any of em.

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  • james511969 February 5, 2018

    Wow, I haven’t seen evil bus in a while.

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    • bigsmokey86 February 5, 2018

      @james511969 It was Evil Midget Bus.

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      • james511969 February 5, 2018

        @bigsmokey86 Evil Short Bus.

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        • ketamine<3 February 5, 2018

          @james511969 eh we all have a retarded cousin out there, if you don't.. well you might be that person.. sorry.

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          • james511969 February 6, 2018

            @ketamine<3 haha.

            No need to be sorry.

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    • ketamine<3 February 5, 2018

      @james511969 everyone started looking out for it, but it's been hiding in the shadows, waiting for its opportunity to pounce. People are starting to let their guard down... it attacks!

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    • sarge07 February 5, 2018

      @james511969 and it was dancin

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      • james511969 February 5, 2018

        @sarge07 oooohhhh I thought that was a Jaba seen from the new Han Solo movie.

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        • sarge07 February 6, 2018

          @james511969 yea, it speaks Hut.

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          • james511969 February 6, 2018

            @sarge07 you mean as in Pizza?

            :))

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  • kodakbl February 5, 2018

    11 the evil bus

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  • bigsmokey86 February 5, 2018

    That was Evil Bus's little brother Dark Bus.

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  • arg February 5, 2018

    To finish the show with the Rancor keeper was a bit much

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  • rouge_et_blanc February 5, 2018

    Call Greenpeace please and get that fucking blubber whale towed out to sea again. It may cause a rise in the sea levels but better than trying to unsee it. btw 20,000 bigmacs and 10000 gallons of sugared coke etc is one hell of an investment

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  • zklr February 5, 2018

    The swing gate on last one.. lol.. oh man, thats bad luck i

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    • ketamine<3 February 5, 2018

      @zklr the last one was a whale that evolved and grew legs from beaching themselves for generations.

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  • fedupmonster February 5, 2018

    It's never a good sign when you have to tuck half your stomach in your pants...

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  • bwooly February 5, 2018

    Of all 5, the last one would be the worst way to go.

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    • kojaksbozak February 5, 2018

      @bwooly thats good eatin my friend.... Can you honestly say that youve ever seen a finer fupa? 8P

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      • sarge07 February 5, 2018

        @kojaksbozak have to use the jaws of lie to move all that weight to get to anything

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  • ketamine<3 February 5, 2018

    #2 was like smashing a watermelon damn!

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  • yohanpalych February 5, 2018

    Death is not as terrible as life with a fat woman.

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    • airsporter February 5, 2018

      @yohanpalych But dont they keep you warm out on the cold bitter Steppe?

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  • renbo956 February 5, 2018

    They Were All Destined To Get Fucked Except The Orca

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  • 72jayd February 5, 2018

    At least she is exercising.

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  • airsporter February 5, 2018

    Notice how vehicles generate an awe and respect the bigger they get and people produce entirely the opposite effect.

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  • picklehiesner February 5, 2018

    What's happnin big momma

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    • sarge07 February 5, 2018

      @picklehiesner that's Jabba's lil sister

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  • wisktaplow February 5, 2018

    When the truck gate hits the motorcyclist, that's the one that got my funny, that has "only on tv" written all over it, the dumb luck some people have

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  • letmefindout February 5, 2018

    It would be more credible if these vehicles had the CS logo (even a bumper sticker) on them.

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  • slmshady539 February 5, 2018

    for the last one i must say even if you try you cant fuck

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  • cellule February 5, 2018

    Fuck Peterbilt, fuck Kenworth, fuck 'em all, get ready for the new Flapliner...

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  • ob1 February 5, 2018

    I didn't realise that jabba the hutt was getting his own star wars movie

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  • truckingman February 5, 2018

    Mike why did you add the last clip to the video???

    Just shaking his head, ..........................

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  • nybadguy February 5, 2018

    Wtf. That was no car accident at the end. That was a fuckin train wreck.

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  • b-train February 5, 2018

    Once you’re in the red circle, you’re fucked.

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  • pfhunktu3d February 5, 2018

    wow wtf, good vid till disgusting fat slob at the end. she should be euthanised. My mum watches 600lb no life, fucking gross ass fat fuckn waste of resources and time. Gotta go watch some beheadings to wash my brain clean of her stench.

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  • gandog56 February 6, 2018

    Boy that last one. Talk about having to dip her in flour to find the wet spot.

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  • kiwi cunt February 6, 2018

    Jesus Ouch, you shouldn't let your mother get naked like that.

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  • maxm60 February 6, 2018

    That last thing was so big it had it's own zip code

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  • dog66 February 6, 2018

    What a gunt !

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  • mclovin510 February 6, 2018

    Who let the whale in? Did she have a blow hole ring?

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  • peaks February 6, 2018

    Her fat brings all the Vomit to the yard.

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  • houndog35 February 7, 2018

    https://youtu.be/ujhImZbroIg

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  • blowback51 February 9, 2018

    747 came outta nowhere,airbus deluxe

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