I hope his golf swing is better than his machete swing or he'll be topping the ball every time...
UGH! Someone take that machete away from him!! He's ruining dinner!
@frank n. stein
Just like clubbin' a baby seal.
@letmefindout that usually takes just one hit
Have you seen some of the seals in the poorer neighborhoods?
Can't do shit with those cheese string arms, fucking beaners.
Looks like stupids been sharpening the wrong side of the blade.
Man that's not how you beat it, somebody give this beaner a clue.
They were mad because he had jeans And shoes. Totally justified.
At the very least you can use a large stone to sharpen your tools.
Too bad for these spanking new jeans, he never got to wear them in.
@fedupmonster with a Jethro Bodine rope belt
He didnt hit the same place twice..
I should teach them how to sharpen a knive or how to slice some meat in good craftman way. Maybe they pay me for that..
@thebutcher18 hell I'd pay you to show me how to cut meat and I don't even kill people. I know how to sharen a knife though.
@ketamine<3 i need 35 Minutes to shoot, deskin, pull the guts out and hack a 700lbs Bull in half. Alone! Knive and axe made in Solingen/ Germany
@thebutcher18 German steel baby!
@thebutcher18 I saw a documentary where they used these band saw type things. But the 'old axe and knife huh? Nice!
@ketamine<3 craftmanship my friend
@thebutcher18 how much do u get paid as butcher in germany i wanted to go but was told cant life with too cheap money cuz apartments so pricy rn
@kodakbl payment is not that bad. Good work- gold money! Dont hire in a meatplant. Faktorys pay bad! The rent? Belongs where you wanna stay. Munich an Berlin is most expensive.i allways look for employes.
@kodakbl to answer your puestion: 2500€ at 40h/week i pay for the Start. Minus Tax, healthcare and retirestock you will have 1600€ to pay your bills. If you are married/kids you pay less taxes.
@thebutcher18 nah im only 15 but im not quite sure about the job i will be learning im thinking butcher since i did 4 interships and all were good and u dont need thath good of a school, thank you for the reply and other think id imagine was Elektriker. (Goggle Translate) but you need a better school for thath hmm and id rather work some hours more than spending 4 years more in school for 3-5$ more the hr
@thebutcher18 do u pay thath much money with master or for normal workers?
@kodakbl normal worker. For the first few Month. If your good u get payed better.
@thebutcher18 were talking about a normal butcher in a dorf / city right?.
Eased my worries about de-forestation if those are the tools they use.
I've never seen someone bludgeoned to death with a knife
@arg WHAT??!! You must be new.
Chop his head of but no free advertising puleeeez
“It’s dull, it will hurt more!”
There’s a reason they still live in the fucking jungle.
Less DACA more WALL.
They need to send spies here to learn our cutting edge technology.
@bwooly Hey, that's funny. You're a real 'cut-up'!
I think this is the dullest one I've seen yet..
@ketamine<3 I see what ya did there
He's probly watching from hell thinking, "come on cut my head off already, even I would have had it done by now"!
Would also help if a man were to swing it.
Well, then stop swingin' ...
Apparent shortage of humanity, wet stones and foot wear ....
Head Hand Stayed Intact Even After 100 Attempts
A wet noodle would have done a better job. besides Ive been complaining about these wetbacks and their dollar store machetes for months now and no one listens. work smart, not hard, but we talking about a country that kills off all their fine pussy.
For 5.00 a finger, you better get them all!
Maybe start with a blade of grass and work your way up.
He gave him a nice haircut before he cut his head off
They're not beaners or wetbacks.
Try brazilians ... inept brazilians.
And they can probably lick that head off faster.
What the fuck was he using? An OAR
The wildlife must eat well in that shit hole country.
I have a sharper bush blade than that machete
When the meat does'nt separates from the bones, it needs more cooking.
I am wondering if the Brazilian gangsters are using the machetes they use to cut trails in the rainforest.
@truckingman no, those machete's are sharp
@truckingman sorry, they are using a cane blade
Fucker was already reincarnated by the time they finished
That shit is about as sharp as a banana.
Fuck this were westen union. So i can sent this fuck sum money to mexico they can buy new machete
My grandmother wooden dildo is sharper
@los_pedos_so what are you doin snoopin in granny's bloomers drawer? LOL
@sarge07 Bloomers HAHA. I don't know why but that word is funny af to me. I'm high yes. But it always cracks me up.
@sarge07. I have too get her weed i found her prehistoric tool
@los_pedos_saco LOL +5
The killing doesn't bother me. After all, they're just Beaners. But I hate inefficiency.
Is that a wooden machete?
I stepped on sharper LEGO pieces
An old spoon would probably work much better.
Fuck man.., it's getting to the point that even I Can't Hack it.
Special place in hell
what an idiot buy cold steele!!!!