FOR FUCKS SAKE: LEARN TO SHARPEN YOUR MACHETES

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  • iwantagoodhj247 February 5, 2018

    I hope his golf swing is better than his machete swing or he'll be topping the ball every time...

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    • frank n. stein February 5, 2018

      UGH! Someone take that machete away from him!! He's ruining dinner!

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      • letmefindout February 5, 2018

        @frank n. stein

        Just like clubbin' a baby seal.

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        • sarge07 February 5, 2018

          @letmefindout that usually takes just one hit

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          • letmefindout February 6, 2018

            @sarge07

            Have you seen some of the seals in the poorer neighborhoods?

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  • jono 's back February 5, 2018

    Can't do shit with those cheese string arms, fucking beaners.

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  • supfishing757 February 5, 2018

    Looks like stupids been sharpening the wrong side of the blade.

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  • lafind February 5, 2018

    Man that's not how you beat it, somebody give this beaner a clue.

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  • tsavo February 5, 2018

    They were mad because he had jeans And shoes. Totally justified.

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  • bigsmokey86 February 5, 2018

    At the very least you can use a large stone to sharpen your tools.

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  • fedupmonster February 5, 2018

    Too bad for these spanking new jeans, he never got to wear them in.

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    • sarge07 February 5, 2018

      @fedupmonster with a Jethro Bodine rope belt

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  • zklr February 5, 2018

    He didnt hit the same place twice..

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  • thebutcher18 February 5, 2018

    I should teach them how to sharpen a knive or how to slice some meat in good craftman way. Maybe they pay me for that..

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    • ketamine<3 February 5, 2018

      @thebutcher18 hell I'd pay you to show me how to cut meat and I don't even kill people. I know how to sharen a knife though.

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      • thebutcher18 February 5, 2018

        @ketamine<3 i need 35 Minutes to shoot, deskin, pull the guts out and hack a 700lbs Bull in half. Alone! Knive and axe made in Solingen/ Germany

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        • sarge07 February 5, 2018

          @thebutcher18 German steel baby!

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        • ketamine<3 February 5, 2018

          @thebutcher18 I saw a documentary where they used these band saw type things. But the 'old axe and knife huh? Nice!

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          • thebutcher18 February 6, 2018

            @ketamine<3 craftmanship my friend

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        • kodakbl February 6, 2018

          @thebutcher18 how much do u get paid as butcher in germany i wanted to go but was told cant life with too cheap money cuz apartments so pricy rn

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          • thebutcher18 February 6, 2018

            @kodakbl payment is not that bad. Good work- gold money! Dont hire in a meatplant. Faktorys pay bad! The rent? Belongs where you wanna stay. Munich an Berlin is most expensive.i allways look for employes.

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          • thebutcher18 February 6, 2018

            @kodakbl to answer your puestion: 2500€ at 40h/week i pay for the Start. Minus Tax, healthcare and retirestock you will have 1600€ to pay your bills. If you are married/kids you pay less taxes.

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            • kodakbl February 6, 2018

              @thebutcher18 nah im only 15 but im not quite sure about the job i will be learning im thinking butcher since i did 4 interships and all were good and u dont need thath good of a school, thank you for the reply and other think id imagine was Elektriker. (Goggle Translate) but you need a better school for thath hmm and id rather work some hours more than spending 4 years more in school for 3-5$ more the hr

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            • kodakbl February 6, 2018

              @thebutcher18 do u pay thath much money with master or for normal workers?

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              • thebutcher18 February 6, 2018

                @kodakbl normal worker. For the first few Month. If your good u get payed better.

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                • kodakbl February 6, 2018

                  @thebutcher18 were talking about a normal butcher in a dorf / city right?.

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  • airsporter February 5, 2018

    Eased my worries about de-forestation if those are the tools they use.

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  • arg February 5, 2018

    I've never seen someone bludgeoned to death with a knife

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  • rouge_et_blanc February 5, 2018

    Chop his head of but no free advertising puleeeez

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  • curiousone February 5, 2018

    “It’s dull, it will hurt more!”

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  • happyjack February 5, 2018

    Amateur hour

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  • spider-man February 5, 2018

    There’s a reason they still live in the fucking jungle.

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  • vivalamigra February 5, 2018

    Less DACA more WALL.

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  • bwooly February 5, 2018

    They need to send spies here to learn our cutting edge technology.

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    • maxm60 February 6, 2018

      @bwooly Hey, that's funny. You're a real 'cut-up'!

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  • ketamine<3 February 5, 2018

    I think this is the dullest one I've seen yet..

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    • sarge07 February 5, 2018

      @ketamine<3 I see what ya did there

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  • ketamine<3 February 5, 2018

    He's probly watching from hell thinking, "come on cut my head off already, even I would have had it done by now"!

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  • muzziesarescum February 5, 2018

    Would also help if a man were to swing it.

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    • goff February 5, 2018

      @muzziesarescum

      Well, then stop swingin' ...

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  • kojaksbozak February 5, 2018

    Apparent shortage of humanity, wet stones and foot wear ....

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  • renbo956 February 5, 2018

    Head Hand Stayed Intact Even After 100 Attempts

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  • redmeadowlegion February 5, 2018

    A wet noodle would have done a better job. besides Ive been complaining about these wetbacks and their dollar store machetes for months now and no one listens. work smart, not hard, but we talking about a country that kills off all their fine pussy.

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  • sunfishsam2001 February 5, 2018

    For 5.00 a finger, you better get them all!

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  • goff February 5, 2018

    Maybe start with a blade of grass and work your way up.

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  • rubber February 5, 2018

    He gave him a nice haircut before he cut his head off

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  • goff February 5, 2018

    They're not beaners or wetbacks.

    Try brazilians ... inept brazilians.

    And they can probably lick that head off faster.

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  • timmygroper666 February 5, 2018

    What the fuck was he using? An OAR

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  • jizzphantom February 5, 2018

    BORRRRRRRING

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  • bleedsvodka February 5, 2018

    The wildlife must eat well in that shit hole country.

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  • sarge07 February 5, 2018

    I have a sharper bush blade than that machete

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  • cellule February 5, 2018

    When the meat does'nt separates from the bones, it needs more cooking.

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  • truckingman February 5, 2018

    I am wondering if the Brazilian gangsters are using the machetes they use to cut trails in the rainforest.

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    • sarge07 February 5, 2018

      @truckingman no, those machete's are sharp

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    • sarge07 February 6, 2018

      @truckingman sorry, they are using a cane blade

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  • bedpaneddie February 5, 2018

    Fucker was already reincarnated by the time they finished

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  • nybadguy February 5, 2018

    That shit is about as sharp as a banana.

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  • los_pedos_saco February 5, 2018

    Fuck this were westen union. So i can sent this fuck sum money to mexico they can buy new machete

    My grandmother wooden dildo is sharper

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    • sarge07 February 5, 2018

      @los_pedos_so what are you doin snoopin in granny's bloomers drawer? LOL

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      • nybadguy February 5, 2018

        @sarge07 Bloomers HAHA. I don't know why but that word is funny af to me. I'm high yes. But it always cracks me up.

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      • los_pedos_saco February 6, 2018

        @sarge07. I have too get her weed i found her prehistoric tool

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      • los_pedos_saco February 6, 2018

        @sarge07 jajajaj

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  • gandog56 February 6, 2018

    The killing doesn't bother me. After all, they're just Beaners. But I hate inefficiency.

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  • big_daddy305 February 6, 2018

    Is that a wooden machete?

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  • dog66 February 6, 2018

    I stepped on sharper LEGO pieces

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  • fedupmonster February 6, 2018

    An old spoon would probably work much better.

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  • xxxmass February 9, 2018

    Fuck man.., it's getting to the point that even I Can't Hack it.

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  • blowback51 February 11, 2018

    Special place in hell

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  • bomberman February 15, 2018

    what an idiot buy cold steele!!!!

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