HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE THIS BAD AT ROBBING A TRUCK? LOL

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  • 72jayd February 7, 2018

    I’m sure some sicko will wipe his face with salami and cream cheese.

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  • carlspackler February 7, 2018

    I always liked Bob Costas.

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  • fastfred748 February 7, 2018

    Night night sleep tight

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    • letmefindout February 7, 2018

      @fastfred748

      All that's missing is a homeless man looking to relieve himself.

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  • sealex February 7, 2018

    Salamy and cream cheese? I think he wants to cum on his face and rub it all over. Just a thought.

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  • maddog123 February 7, 2018

    I got that beat years back me and some good old boys already drunk went to a whore house /bar and got drunker got later got drunk some more and we left so on the way out to the parking lot we spotted a car with the keys in it ??? So hey what the fuck let's take a joy ride see what this fucker can do and we did!!!

    We fucking dukes of hazard the fuck out of it and ended up wrapping it around a fucking pole,we were lucky to be alive and yeah we went to jail!!! The next morning the jailer woke my ass up asked if I wanted to call make bail it was 250$ ????? Damn that's cheap for a DUI and auto theft but I wasn't about to argue

    I made bail and as I was leaving the jailer says hold on a min fuck??? I'm thinking they caught there mistake and the jailer says here is the paper work to release your car at the impound yard ???????

    Long story short I stole my own fucking car fuck!!!

    The end fuck you!

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    • ouch February 7, 2018

      @maddog123 LMMFAO

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    • tbcxtc February 7, 2018

      @maddog123 did you know, 17 cars were stolen in Cal a Forn IA while you wrote your rant?

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      • maddog123 February 7, 2018

        @tbcxtc yes and it was probably my 17 cars I stole drunk again

        I never learn I think its the booze drugs and nasty pussy I sniff

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        • tbcxtc February 7, 2018

          @maddog123 lol , you one crazy fuck and I like it :D

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    • uk bride February 7, 2018

      @maddog123 I bet the evenings just fly by at your house.

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      • maddog123 February 7, 2018

        @uk bride yeah its weird how fast its like I'm on drugs or something

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    • ithinkimdumb February 7, 2018

      @maddog123... LMFAO!... that's some funny shit...

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      • letmefindout February 7, 2018

        @ithinkimdumb

        Let me guess. It was right about that time when your balls started itching.

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    • mancock February 7, 2018

      @maddog123 I got drunk just reading that shit, keep it to a minimum of 2 drinks per story please

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    • bwooly February 7, 2018

      @maddog123 Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.

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    • joedumber February 7, 2018

      @maddog123 did your car alarm go off at any time?

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    • harly9 February 7, 2018

      @maddog123 +50 I wanna party with you!

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    • sarge07 February 7, 2018

      @maddog123 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! I almost fell out of my chair, that was so funny.

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    • halfthang February 7, 2018

      @maddog123 that's the longest comment you ever posted. Usually its just 3 words: my balls itch.

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  • maxm60 February 7, 2018

    Great announcing. I was expecting him yell out 'Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll!' when that dink hit the ground.

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  • vikingshill February 7, 2018

    I didn't know the Toxic Avenger was that clumsy...

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  • tbcxtc February 7, 2018

    Harry Potter is finally sick of his fucked up Nimbus 2000 , he hears that a Hilux is more reliable

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  • peaks February 7, 2018

    So, the 'Honey Badger' Fag is trying sound more 'Manly' now?

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  • crockful February 7, 2018

    Good. Now someone mop up that leaky porta potty with that dufus of a car thief.

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  • thoril February 7, 2018

    He would have had a better shot just hitting the window with a rock like a cave man

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  • fedupmonster February 7, 2018

    Alcohol is one hell of a drug.

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  • airsporter February 7, 2018

    Like Alzheimers Janitor syndrome is a terrible disease.

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  • supfishing757 February 7, 2018

    Toyota Tacoma with the win!

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  • ketamine<3 February 7, 2018

    What the fuck was the plan if he made it on the roof? Jump into the windshield? Lol

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  • lafind February 7, 2018

    Imagine him trying to get laid with that aim.

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  • arg February 7, 2018

    Alcohol is so much fun...

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  • phuket_3ways February 7, 2018

    Why does this guy like to say Salami and cream cheese on the FACE ?

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    • halfthang February 7, 2018

      @phuket_3ways because Aliens

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    • blackenedamerica February 9, 2018

      @phuket_3ways those are his gay inuendos

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  • nybadguy February 7, 2018

    The Toxic Avenger. The Millennium years.

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  • christus February 7, 2018

    OH MY FUCKING GOD! xD

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  • bloody4life February 7, 2018

    live commentary lol we need more

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  • frank n. stein February 7, 2018

    HAPPY ending!

    He should wake up with that mop handle up his poop shoot.

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    • redmeadowlegion February 7, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      would that bring back memories frank?

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      • blackenedamerica February 9, 2018

        @redmeadowlegion frank never saw that one cumming

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  • picklehiesner February 7, 2018

    Marv Albert couldn't have said it any better

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    • spider-man February 7, 2018

      @picklehiesner through a rubber mask with a zipper mouth

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  • twistedhaze February 7, 2018

    You cannot “rob” a truck you fucking idiot!

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  • truckingman February 7, 2018

    LAUGHING MY MF" ASS OFF, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • rileydevil February 7, 2018

    Rabbits Warren would have been better

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  • spider-man February 7, 2018

    Glorious commentary

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  • cazaly February 8, 2018

    Is this what happens when you don’t pay the cleaning staff at CS hq?

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  • ss99 February 8, 2018

    amazing commentary ......

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  • carzy gujjar February 8, 2018

    Ancient war,drunk Spartans soldier,but happy ending

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  • blowback51 February 11, 2018

    A rock would have done better,on second thought,toxic avenger had a special bond with his mop to bro

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  • chrisrodri February 15, 2018

    How can you be this bad at spotting a pickup?

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