I’m sure some sicko will wipe his face with salami and cream cheese.
I always liked Bob Costas.
Night night sleep tight
All that's missing is a homeless man looking to relieve himself.
Salamy and cream cheese? I think he wants to cum on his face and rub it all over. Just a thought.
I got that beat years back me and some good old boys already drunk went to a whore house /bar and got drunker got later got drunk some more and we left so on the way out to the parking lot we spotted a car with the keys in it ??? So hey what the fuck let's take a joy ride see what this fucker can do and we did!!!
We fucking dukes of hazard the fuck out of it and ended up wrapping it around a fucking pole,we were lucky to be alive and yeah we went to jail!!! The next morning the jailer woke my ass up asked if I wanted to call make bail it was 250$ ????? Damn that's cheap for a DUI and auto theft but I wasn't about to argue
I made bail and as I was leaving the jailer says hold on a min fuck??? I'm thinking they caught there mistake and the jailer says here is the paper work to release your car at the impound yard ???????
Long story short I stole my own fucking car fuck!!!
The end fuck you!
@maddog123 did you know, 17 cars were stolen in Cal a Forn IA while you wrote your rant?
@tbcxtc yes and it was probably my 17 cars I stole drunk again
I never learn I think its the booze drugs and nasty pussy I sniff
@maddog123 lol , you one crazy fuck and I like it :D
@maddog123 I bet the evenings just fly by at your house.
@uk bride yeah its weird how fast its like I'm on drugs or something
@maddog123... LMFAO!... that's some funny shit...
Let me guess. It was right about that time when your balls started itching.
@maddog123 I got drunk just reading that shit, keep it to a minimum of 2 drinks per story please
@maddog123 Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.
@maddog123 did your car alarm go off at any time?
@maddog123 +50 I wanna party with you!
@maddog123 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! I almost fell out of my chair, that was so funny.
@maddog123 that's the longest comment you ever posted. Usually its just 3 words: my balls itch.
Great announcing. I was expecting him yell out 'Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll!' when that dink hit the ground.
I didn't know the Toxic Avenger was that clumsy...
Harry Potter is finally sick of his fucked up Nimbus 2000 , he hears that a Hilux is more reliable
So, the 'Honey Badger' Fag is trying sound more 'Manly' now?
Good. Now someone mop up that leaky porta potty with that dufus of a car thief.
He would have had a better shot just hitting the window with a rock like a cave man
Alcohol is one hell of a drug.
Like Alzheimers Janitor syndrome is a terrible disease.
Toyota Tacoma with the win!
What the fuck was the plan if he made it on the roof? Jump into the windshield? Lol
Imagine him trying to get laid with that aim.
Alcohol is so much fun...
Why does this guy like to say Salami and cream cheese on the FACE ?
@phuket_3ways because Aliens
@phuket_3ways those are his gay inuendos
The Toxic Avenger. The Millennium years.
OH MY FUCKING GOD! xD
live commentary lol we need more
He should wake up with that mop handle up his poop shoot.
@frank n. stein
would that bring back memories frank?
@redmeadowlegion frank never saw that one cumming
Marv Albert couldn't have said it any better
@picklehiesner through a rubber mask with a zipper mouth
You cannot “rob” a truck you fucking idiot!
LAUGHING MY MF" ASS OFF, Robert Hallock
Rabbits Warren would have been better
Is this what happens when you don’t pay the cleaning staff at CS hq?
amazing commentary ......
Ancient war,drunk Spartans soldier,but happy ending
A rock would have done better,on second thought,toxic avenger had a special bond with his mop to bro
How can you be this bad at spotting a pickup?