WHEN THE FACE IS 19, BUT THE PUSSY IS 47

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  • carlspackler February 7, 2018

    And the brain is 5.

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    •   ogsabertooth February 7, 2018

      @carlspackler You mean the I.Q. Don't you?

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      • mr_ant1968 April 12, 2018

        @ogsabertooth No, she literally talks like a 5 year old. :-P

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    • thor156 February 7, 2018

      @carlspackler hahaha haha. Ha!

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  • sniperfox February 7, 2018

    That pussy has more mileage than a Morris minor

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    • letmefindout February 7, 2018

      @sniperfox

      That pussy has more mileage than a Goodyear retread.

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    • cubbage February 7, 2018

      @sniperfox

      Her asshole looked a little bothered as well!

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      • chained cat February 7, 2018

        @cubbage Didn't realise that you were in the video

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        • cubbage February 8, 2018

          @chained cat

          I wish I was in the video! Kinda want see how it smells down there tbh...

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      • mr_ant1968 April 12, 2018

        @cubbage I think most guys would be better off sticking it in her ass. That pussy is only good for horsecocks now. :-P

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    • ob1 February 7, 2018

      @sniperfox when he said 40, is that diameter inches or centimetres? Asking for a friend

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  • sealex February 7, 2018

    I'm positive she has a Leg dildo in there somewhere.

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    • joedumber February 7, 2018

      @sealex haha

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    • illspoken February 8, 2018

      @sealex I'm positive she has a LEGO dildo somewhere...

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  •   maddog123 February 7, 2018

    Holland tunnels

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    • letmefindout February 7, 2018

      @maddog123

      She needs curtains with a gape like that.

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      •   maddog123 February 7, 2018

        @letmefindout curtains hell that ass needs some astro turf yeah boy!

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        • letmefindout February 7, 2018

          @maddog123

          Hard to imagine playing all nine holes on that.

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  • peaks February 7, 2018

    All the dildos are the size of a tree branch and her cunt looks like the mask from 'Scream'.

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    • mancock February 7, 2018

      @peaks haha you must have a small dick if you think those dildos are big, lil boy

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      • kodakbl February 7, 2018

        @mancock or maybe hes not an fucking idiot trying to show off on the internet about his dick size

        lil boy

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        • biff wadslinger February 7, 2018

          @kodakbl or maybe......we evolved enough to not have nasty animal cocks.....

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        • mancock February 10, 2018

          @kodakbl thanks for the variation about what my name implies, usually its that I like cock, which I don't by the way, so thank you for taking a different view, but I am huge

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  •   ouch February 7, 2018

    We're going to keep it Classy

    WTF!

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    • prolurkercrazy February 7, 2018

      @ouch when did she steal your stash?

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  • maxm60 February 7, 2018

    That snapper got more miles put on it than the Indianapolis speedway.

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  • 72jayd February 7, 2018

    What does she have a hand dildo for?

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    • uk bride February 7, 2018

      @72jayd Cleaning up afterwards.

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    • ithinkimdumb February 7, 2018

      @72jayd... Fisting

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    • supfishing757 February 7, 2018

      @72jayd In case she needs hand later

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  • tbcxtc February 7, 2018

    Ahhhhhhhh, that's where I parked my car....

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    •   sarge07 February 7, 2018

      @tbcxtc but did find your keys?

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  • kiwi cunt February 7, 2018

    All her holes look very used and abused.

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  •   vikingshill February 7, 2018

    You played with it too much, I think you broke it

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  • danbus180 February 7, 2018

    I don’t care I’ll smash it’s fucking back doors in she’s a dirty little cunt

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  • stinkburger February 7, 2018

    I thought a black hole was a star collapsing on itself........nope

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  • fedupmonster February 7, 2018

    I am a glass half full kind of a guy, she, on the other hand is a pussy half empty kind of girl, I say her pussy is quite tight for a duffel bag .

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  • ithinkimdumb February 7, 2018

    Holy shit!... does she have enough giant dildos in that bag?... but hey, girls just want to have fun

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  • airsporter February 7, 2018

    Been the Village Well for more years than anyone can remember.

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  • iwantagoodhj247 February 7, 2018

    So I was going down on this girl and I said, "sheesh you've got a big pussy, sheesh you've got a big pussy.". She asked, "why'd you say that twice?", I said, "I didn't".....

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    •   sarge07 February 7, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 HAHA!!

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    •   freddykrueger February 8, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 ...GET TO THE CHOPPA!

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      • iwantagoodhj247 February 8, 2018

        @freddykrueger HAHA! Oh man, I was waiting for someone to call me out on that one! The joke just seemed to fit that loose hole she probably calls a vagina...!

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    •   freddykrueger February 8, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AxepviKcyI

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      • iwantagoodhj247 February 8, 2018

        @freddykrueger very funny. Having Mac in blackface seemed a little racist to me, but what the fuck do I know...

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  • rouge_et_blanc February 7, 2018

    sounds like a dog eating or licking his balls - slurp slurp slurp

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    • halfthang February 7, 2018

      @rouge_et_blanc mac n cheese sound

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  •   luvthick February 7, 2018

    Damn! That Fap Attack destroyed that pussy!

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  • underpants February 7, 2018

    I imagine Ouch has a drawer like that.

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  • lafind February 7, 2018

    That pussy could use a little tender loving care, FROM A TANK!

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  •   happyjack February 7, 2018

    No pussy lips

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  • mr bagels February 7, 2018

    Im no gynacologist but that pussy is fucked

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  • arg February 7, 2018

    He holes look like the plastic ring that holds a six pack of beers together after the beers have been ripped out

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  • thug life glenn February 7, 2018

    That pussy looks shocked.

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  • supfishing757 February 7, 2018

    She needs to bleach those meat curtains.

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  • curiousone February 7, 2018

    T.M.U. = True Mileage Unknown

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  • working4theweekend February 7, 2018

    Her pussy was gapping wider than a Japanese asshole

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  • bwooly February 7, 2018

    Did she say she was gonna keep it classy??? FAIL!

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  •   nybadguy February 7, 2018

    She found Adams stash of cocks.

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  • bigblackhead February 7, 2018

    scary movie 4

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  • darksider803 February 7, 2018

    So that's the hole timmy fell into.

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  • halfthang February 7, 2018

    NOOT NOOT

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  • thegodfather February 7, 2018

    Clap clap clap clap

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  • jimsacunt February 7, 2018

    Baggy slag

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  • bloody4life February 7, 2018

    pussy sounds like a T-rex

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  • harly9 February 7, 2018

    Every time she masturbates her pussy sounds like a round of applause.

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  •   picklehiesner February 7, 2018

    YODEL AY HEE HOO ... YODEL ay hee hoo ... yodel ay hee hoo

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  •   sarge07 February 7, 2018

    Daddy must be so proud. These morons whine when this shit comes back to haunt them later in life

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  • elmjr February 7, 2018

    I'd hit it!

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  • renbo956 February 7, 2018

    Too Young Pussy Torn The Fuck Up Its Probably All Numb No Feelings Y'all Can Have Her Crazy Shitters After I Destroy Her Ass Some More

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  • frank n. stein February 7, 2018

    Sloppy whore

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    • redmeadowlegion February 7, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      Come on frank, why would you say that about your sister?

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  • strokerace February 7, 2018

    Im cool with that i like older women.

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  • halfthang February 7, 2018

    We don't wanna see your dildo collection Goff.

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  • los_pedos_saco February 7, 2018

    Wow 19 and her snapper is all fuck up

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  • krazybitch4u699 February 7, 2018

    Loose goose

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  • mclovin510 February 7, 2018

    I’m 47! I’d still hit it.

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  • intylerwetrust February 7, 2018

    "WHEN THE FACE IS 19, BUT THE PUSSY IS 47"

    Quite possibly the greatest caption ever.

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  •   truckingman February 7, 2018

    I am wondering if she masturbates twenty four hour a day and seven days a week.

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  • doc_ock February 7, 2018

    47 y/o pussy isn’t so bad

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  • rasriff February 7, 2018

    Looks like my old catchers mitt.

    I’m not sure I’m supposed to throw a cock in that thing, or a softball.

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  • crockful February 8, 2018

    She's all that and a bag of dicks.

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  • ss99 February 8, 2018

    and what about her arshole ????

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  • hitman777 February 8, 2018

    Not surprised, she does have a duffle bag filled with dildos

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  • immortalfade February 8, 2018

    Out of all the gore and people wearing flip flops and getting no sammich this makes me puke

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  • dmnstr8 February 8, 2018

    Noot! Noot!

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  • toy-boat February 8, 2018

    Atlease her pussy is alot better than that one "19-year old drug addiction girl"

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  • blackenedamerica February 9, 2018

    look at the shitter on that critter pimped hard and put away wet

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  • wafflecock February 9, 2018

    I'd say she's only hours from giving birth

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  • liberalsaretards February 9, 2018

    Insidous 4

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  • liberalsaretards February 9, 2018

    Didnt know ny opened a new tunnel

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  • panda_lethalload February 9, 2018

    it wouldve been better if it were the godzilla roar.

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  • blowback51 February 11, 2018

    She beating it like it owes her money

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  • Looks like her pussy gave up on life even before I did.

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  • mr_ant1968 April 12, 2018

    Well, so much for fucking her. I would need two dicks to get that job done. :-P

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