BRAZIL: WHERE HITMEN LITERALLY COME OUT OF NOWHERE

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  • ketamine<3 February 9, 2018

    1st one, not one fuck was given as he sat in the street screaming for help... that's fucking sad.

    2nd one, im wondering why a lot of barbers get killed? Are the barber shops there working with the cartels?

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    • supfishing757 February 9, 2018

      @ketamine<3 Must've hated his haircut. Probably walks around with his helmet on.

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      • ketamine<3 February 9, 2018

        @supfishing757 I think you nailed it lol!

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      • joedumber February 9, 2018

        @supfishing757 brrrrrhahahahahha

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      • halfthang February 9, 2018

        @supfishing757 you are a funny ass dude +1

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      •   sarge07 February 9, 2018

        @supfishing757 I don't give a fuck anymore, it'll grow back in a couple of weeks

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      • stevenkk February 9, 2018

        @supfishing757 fuck look at your avatar , it was you!!!!

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      • goff February 9, 2018

        @supfishing757

        Why the helmet, 'tard? He didn't cut your face.

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        •   wallawilly February 9, 2018

          @goff

          Go back to polishing helmets boy. Its all you're good for, negative Nancy! Lol

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      •   mykejp February 9, 2018

        @supfishing757 Makes perfect sense.

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    •   luvthick February 9, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      Just like the mafia hits of old, your target is an easy mark when they're relaxing to a haircut or shave.

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      • joedumber February 9, 2018

        @luvthick ??????how do you know that??????? a couple of movie scenes and ooooo yeah that's a good trick

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        •   luvthick February 9, 2018

          @joedumber

          No movie flicks, Like just about everyone back in the day, I was fascinated with the Mafia, and I actually read up on tons of real life stories and viewed many pictures of interesting gangsta murders, and more than a few met their end at the Barbershop.

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          • frank n. stein February 9, 2018

            @luvthick Or eating dinner in a restaurant.

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            •   sarge07 February 9, 2018

              @frank n. stein that as well, Sicily was well known for that, and at least there the mafia sent someone to collect the body and cleaned up the mess.

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          •   sarge07 February 9, 2018

            @luvthick yep

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        •   sarge07 February 9, 2018

          @joedumber it happened more than one thinks, and they paid barbers to "slip" with the straight razor

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    • lafind February 9, 2018

      @ketamine<3 Bad hair cuts!

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    •   nybadguy February 9, 2018

      @ketamine<3 money laundering through a barber shop.

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      •   sarge07 February 9, 2018

        @nybadguy very possible, there was a show where these :oddity" investigators went to countries to investigate weird shit and the lead always had to get a haircut in whatever country they were in and in in Brazil the police actually stood outside the barbershop to stop any potential hit on the barber. The cops said that barbers were usually on some cartel's hit list.

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    • lj3m00n February 12, 2018

      @ketamine<3 no they give bad hair cut

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  • letmefindout February 9, 2018

    Ninja's be crazy!

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  •   what now? whats next? February 9, 2018

    He aint gon never get the pussy now that haircut went unfinished

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    • kiwi cunt February 9, 2018

      @what now? whats next? On the plus side though, he didn't have to pay for it.

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  • airsporter February 9, 2018

    2nd bloke scarpered without paying - leaving a tip or getting 'something for the weekend'.

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  •   stenchfart February 9, 2018

    he Got such a shitty haircut he hadda wear a helmet afterwards

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    • letmefindout February 9, 2018

      @stenchfart

      Another reason why white boys shouldn't get fades...

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  •   fistermister February 9, 2018

    Now I ask you.... Does it really matter?

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  • mario almada February 9, 2018

    Second hit. Did you notice again as he was already death and getting shot again how the corpse stretched his legs?

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    •   sarge07 February 9, 2018

      @mario almada brain damage and nerves reacting

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  • lafind February 9, 2018

    Bad hair cut.

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  • fedupmonster February 9, 2018

    That is a pro freeze frame, right there.

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  • lucasbrasil February 9, 2018

    First video is not from brazil, the bike board does not follow the brazilian standards

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  • vivalamigra February 9, 2018

    The $-hitmen come out of their $-hitholes.

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  • arg February 9, 2018

    Goto Brazil enjoy the culture. NOOOO THANK YOU!

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  • isma February 9, 2018

    shitty country!!

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  • los_pedos_saco February 9, 2018

    FUCK THIS GUYS CAN KILL ASAP

    MEXICO WATCH END LEARN

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    • vivalamigra February 10, 2018

      @los_pedos_saco

      "Watch end learn". lol beaners.

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  • gfys February 9, 2018

    I think we can add Brazil to the Shithole country list.

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    •   sarge07 February 9, 2018

      @gfys I did that loooong ago

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  • bwooly February 9, 2018

    Second hitmans gun jammed. A dull machete might have been better.

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    • kojaksbozak February 9, 2018

      @bwooly they use a bunch of knock off .45 s down there ...thats why they always jam in 3rd world snuff vids..

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    •   sarge07 February 9, 2018

      @bwooly "ghost guns" Taurus factory rejects that somehow wind up outside the factory

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  • jayvankw February 9, 2018

    fuck man, imagine... you have to run down the street with only a half haircut!

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  • frank n. stein February 9, 2018

    DAMN! Brazil's duality is crazy. Beautiful weather, beaches & people, but don't look at anyone the wrong way, or step one toe out of line! You will be shot, chopped or/& set on fire!!

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  •   sarge07 February 9, 2018

    #1 please no one stop to help

    #2 love those "ghost guns" Taurus factory rejects that somehow find their way to cartels

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  •   mykejp February 9, 2018

    Guys with motorcycle helmets in Brazil = Harbingers of death.

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  • ptsd33 February 9, 2018

    Second one sounded so Portuguese.

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  • thug life glenn February 9, 2018

    Looks like the first guy was yelling. GET SOME TYLENOL!GET SOME TYLENOL! Don't think it's going to help buddy.

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  • captjim February 9, 2018

    That's for fucking up my haircut so bad I have to go everywhere with this fucking motorcycle helmet.

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  • n3tpunk February 14, 2018

    @supfishing757 your awesome rofl

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  • superman-169- March 23, 2018

    There’s a guy somewhere with half a haircut

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  • ifreeze April 8, 2018

    Call of Duty:Ghost but it's in Brazil

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