BOOM, ROASTED

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  • kodakbl February 15, 2018

    looks like my turkey

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    • bwooly February 15, 2018

      @kodakbl you're doing it wrong then.

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    • ob1 February 15, 2018

      @kodakbl no, it's a sloth. Lazy bastard will hang there for hours

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  • airsporter February 15, 2018

    Hung out like a kipper - Doubt he'll taste as good though.

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    • rouge_et_blanc February 15, 2018

      @airsporter go on you know you want to try a slice to find out. He's probably well done too

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    • chained cat February 15, 2018

      @airsporter Naaa, needs more garlic

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      • letmefindout February 15, 2018

        @chained cat

        Everyone roasts a pig differently.

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  •   ketamine<3 February 15, 2018

    Burn the witch!

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    •   sarge07 February 15, 2018

      @ketamine<3 yea, weight down the witch with rocks and throw it in the pond, if it survives it's a witch.

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      • goff February 15, 2018

        @sarge07

        No, no, no, you got it all wrong.

        Witches are made of wood

        And wood floats.

        What also floats?

        A duck.

        So, a witch and a duck must weigh the same.

        So, weigh the accused and a duck and if they weigh the same, then the accused is a duck — I mean, a witch.

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        • sickthemad February 15, 2018

          @goff this checks out.

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        •   ketamine<3 February 15, 2018

          @goff lol you went deeper into that than i wanted.. thats awesome :)

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          • frank n. stein February 16, 2018

            @ketamine<3 WTF???!! Don't converse with goff! It will never go away if you talk to it!

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        •   sarge07 February 16, 2018

          @goff LOL

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  •   nybadguy February 15, 2018

    Creative. But fucked up

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  • bigsmokey86 February 15, 2018

    Third worlders and electricity are not a good match.

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    • bwooly February 15, 2018

      @bigsmokey86 doesn't look like an electrocution. More like a bar-b-que.

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  •   wombatbytes February 15, 2018

    Nah, screw that.

    I prefer cooked over charcoal.

    Petrol will make hm taste like shit.

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  •   happyjack February 15, 2018

    Soups on!

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  • mclovin510 February 15, 2018

    I x R = YOU’RE FUCKED!

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  • kore February 15, 2018

    Judging by the feet, that looks like a monkey getting cooked.

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    • peaks February 15, 2018

      @kore

      It is.

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  • wickedasitseems February 15, 2018

    How you gonna turn him over?

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  • harly9 February 15, 2018

    Has anyone else noticed that these vids are never from the USA?

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    • rouge_et_blanc February 16, 2018

      @harly9 yeah the vids from the USA are of folks bashing the crap out of or shooting each other. Everyone is good at something.

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  • kiwi cunt February 15, 2018

    Is that an accident or a BBQ? I can't decide.

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  •   lafind February 15, 2018

    Toasted!

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  •   wallawilly February 15, 2018

    Who's got the dry rub?

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    • frank n. stein February 16, 2018

      @wallawilly goff dry rubs itself a couple times a day.

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  • maxm60 February 15, 2018

    Looks like the back of its head is missing. I'd say tourtured, executed and burned out of hate.

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  • peaks February 15, 2018

    Today's special is fire roasted nigger with mashed potatoes and mixed vegetables.

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    • frank n. stein February 16, 2018

      @peaks YUM! I'll have that w/OUT the ni99er.

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      • peaks February 16, 2018

        @frank n. stein

        Coming right up.

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  • arg February 15, 2018

    Gotta love that cracklin

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  • salvador76 February 15, 2018

    I'd imagine that smells like pork rinds..

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  •   sarge07 February 15, 2018

    BBQ long pork? Anyone??

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  •   acairman February 15, 2018

    MRE.

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    •   sarge07 February 16, 2018

      @acairman Meals Rejected by Ethiopians

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  • yohanpalych February 15, 2018

    "Uncle Ben's" in a frying pan

    Chopped with an ax.

    Niger fried in the oven

    Very tasty with garlic.

    (Коррозия Металла-Niger)

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  • supfishing757 February 15, 2018

    He'll be fork tender in a few hours

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  • sexymachete February 15, 2018

    So this is how meat is cooked in shit holes ?

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  • zack sweeney February 15, 2018

    The other white meat...

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  •   truckingman February 15, 2018

    Mike, I was if there is backstory to the video, posted above.

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  • bigdaddy5lbs February 15, 2018

    MMmmm Brazilian Kabob

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  • rileydevil February 15, 2018

    Time to turn the meat over

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  • bedpaneddie February 15, 2018

    I brought A1

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  • deadpen February 15, 2018

    Fuck, and Wonder Woman is on HBO this month.

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  • sickthemad February 15, 2018

    More wood please!

    (Not the first time I've said that...)

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  • funt_izumu February 16, 2018

    Who will tell you the recipe for a shish kebab?

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  • gandog56 February 16, 2018

    They smoking him for later consumption?

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  • neotap117 February 16, 2018

    Smells like chicken

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  •   luvthick February 16, 2018

    He threatened the honor of the captains favorite goat!

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  • blackenedamerica February 16, 2018

    Tastes like chicken

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  • castorfist February 16, 2018

    Pakistani Camel race tailgate party

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  • mannym February 16, 2018

    Mmmmmm.

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  • elbarto February 17, 2018

    DAAAmmmn his cock is still alive!

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  • shibby131286 February 17, 2018

    I wanted mine rare, take it back and start again!

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  • dmnstr8 February 19, 2018

    Shitty place to hang out.

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  • pidor5050 March 22, 2018

    always nice to see a roasted nigga

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