SO CRAZYSHIT... WOULD U HIT IT?

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  • goff February 17, 2018

    Damn, supfishing, you bought the dick pump. Go easy on halfthang.

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    • supfishing757 February 17, 2018

      @goff Wanna borrow it? Add a few inches to your clit.

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      • goff February 17, 2018

        @supfishing757

        First off, my name is Clint, so no clit, and I have a girthy Vth limb that you were gackin' on last night, ya blacked-out, drunk-ass snatch.

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        • redmeadowlegion February 17, 2018

          @goff

          goff so your name is Clint that doesn't like clits? well that explains why you are always threating to fuck all the dudes on this site.

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          •   wallawilly February 17, 2018

            @redmeadowlegion

            And he been trying like hell to buy people a ticket straight to him!

            He's everybody's pal...

            Personal

            Ass

            Licker

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            • joedumber February 17, 2018

              @wallawilly GO Fuck Faggots

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        • frank n. stein February 18, 2018

          @goff Your not mad that your "girlfriend" is getting a blow job from someone that's not you??

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          • goff February 18, 2018

            @frank n. stein

            Dear fag,

            Yeah, I am.

            What do I do?

            Sincerely,

            Flame Stomper

            (Only you can prevent flamers)

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        • supfishing757 February 19, 2018

          @goff Your name is Clint Taurus.

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      • harly9 February 17, 2018

        @supfishing757 +100 lol.

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      • halfthang February 18, 2018

        @supfishing757 haha +1000 Goff the Gay troll and is homosexual fantasies about the crazyshit members

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    • working4theweekend February 17, 2018

      @goff Are you sure you make the age requirements for this site? Maybe it's time to create a new username and start fresh again

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      • goff February 18, 2018

        @working4theweekend

        I'll ask you again I thought we were cool don't question my age

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        • redmeadowlegion February 18, 2018

          @goff

          goff, how old are you? And do that thing when you stick lightbulbs up your ass. That was funny.

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    •   freddykrueger February 20, 2018

      @goff ...bunch of fags!

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  •   GrimmWilder February 17, 2018

    And it was going so good there at 1st,.......DAMN!!

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    • cazaly February 17, 2018

      @GrimmWilder Don’t let a little penis put you off

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 17, 2018

        @cazaly, He wont.

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        •   GrimmWilder February 17, 2018

          @Cory H. ...Oh yes he will....

          ✄And i know how to fix the problem...✂

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          •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 17, 2018

            @GrimmWilder,

            LOL. I figured you’d jump right on that. My post, not the prnis. Well, ...........,

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            • letmefindout February 17, 2018

              @Cory H.

              Isn't it coincidental that in the rant section Ouch was just telling us about the hotel room?

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              •   crazyshit-Cory H. February 17, 2018

                @letmefindout ,

                Now that you mention it, .......

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              •   ouch February 17, 2018

                @letmefindout oh no I've been found out lol

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                •   goodster February 18, 2018

                  @ouch I knew you'd be BEHIND this in some way or another!

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      • supfishing757 February 17, 2018

        @cazaly Little? Homegirl was packin

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        • cazaly February 17, 2018

          @supfishing757 fair call, bit bigger than the usual angry inch.

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    •   sarge07 February 17, 2018

      @GrimmWilder come on, you knew there'd be 99% chance of a pecker pop

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  • maxm60 February 17, 2018

    A dick. Go figure.

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  • rubber February 17, 2018

    Yes. But only if I top only.

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  • harly9 February 17, 2018

    Kill it with fire!!!

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  • skylark February 17, 2018

    I don;t know what to trust anymore

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  •   ouch February 17, 2018

    Haha haha knew it was cumming....

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    • supfishing757 February 17, 2018

      @ouch I knew I was

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      • bigsmokey86 February 17, 2018

        @supfishing757 Don't feel guilty now. Just roll with it.

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    •   sarge07 February 17, 2018

      @ouch yep

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  • joedumber February 17, 2018

    might as well go ahead and start asking bitches I'm picking up at the club

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  • robertcop February 17, 2018

    I threw up in my mouth a little bit....

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    •   wombatbytes February 17, 2018

      @robertcop : Gag reflex when 'her' cock hit the back of your throat?

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      • goff February 17, 2018

        @wombatbytes

        No, because you tried to scrape your fingernails across his balls, ya deviant.

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  • curiousone February 17, 2018

    Technically, this is just regular porn, with a little less body hair.

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  •   what now? whats next? February 17, 2018

    I simply dont understand how a man can look so much like a women

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    • bigsmokey86 February 17, 2018

      @what now? whats next? It's quite frightening actually.

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    •   sarge07 February 17, 2018

      @what now? whats next? lots of practice

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    • harly9 February 17, 2018

      @what now? whats next? Lots of hormone therapy and a sugar daddy to pay for the plastic surgery. Sick fucks.

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  •   ketamine<3 February 17, 2018

    Fuck.. been long enough since one of these was posted i should have known. You Fuckers got me i was off guard.

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  •   fockenperv February 17, 2018

    we need to make a sign: DAYS WITHOUT CHICKS WITH DICKS and go for the record

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    •   wombatbytes February 17, 2018

      @fockenperv : There is no such thing as Chicks with Dicks, it's Men with Tits.

      Thank you Ted 2.

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      •   GrimmWilder February 17, 2018

        @wombatbytes ....You're exactly right , I think it was Ouch what come up with the Chicks with Dicks thing....lol ♛

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      • blackenedamerica February 18, 2018

        @wombatbytes Or chicks with a suprise?

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  • james511969 February 17, 2018

    I’m a lefty. So I’ll hit the one on the left.

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  • stinkburger February 17, 2018

    You dont hit that, you make love to it.

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  • bigsmokey86 February 17, 2018

    I hate you crazyshit.

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    •   ouch February 18, 2018

      @bigsmokey86 and yet here we all are lol

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  • fiddledeedee February 17, 2018

    I think we all suspected something like this was going to pop up. That said, I'd hit neither.

    I hate to think where that dick and her mouth have been.

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  • arg February 17, 2018

    Just to be clear their are no chicks with dicks, it's Dudes with tits!

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  • bwooly February 17, 2018

    I'd hit it with a brick

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  • lippa February 17, 2018

    Fuck too crazy shit you got me again

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  • bidge632000 February 17, 2018

    She could have your eye out with that fucking thing!!

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  • slopeass4 February 17, 2018

    I'd suck it with her

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  •   lafind February 17, 2018

    Well, what started out promising ended up going down in flames.

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  • drewstl February 17, 2018

    I Bet, CrazyShit, WOULD:!

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  • timmygroper666 February 17, 2018

    It has a couple of perks...

    1. Always takes anal.

    2. No periods.

    3. No woman's fucking psycho mood swings and silences

    4. Allegedly give fucking awesome blowjobs.

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    • peaks February 18, 2018

      @timmygroper666

      So, you're saying you like cock.

      Whatever floats your boat man.

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      • timmygroper666 February 18, 2018

        @peaks you know what they say kid.... any hole's a goal except a mongole

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  • megachickenpunch February 17, 2018

    Ok jokes aside. Please give me the source

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  • awoo56709 February 17, 2018

    fucking yummy

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    •   ouch February 17, 2018

      @awoo56709 there is a granny thread in the forums you know

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  •   sarge07 February 17, 2018

    I'd hit one of those grannies on the side before I remotely considered them

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  • kiwi cunt February 17, 2018

    Jack and Jill went up the hill

    so Jack could lick Jill's fanny

    Jack got a shock

    and a mouthful of cock

    Coz Jill was really a tranny

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    •   sarge07 February 17, 2018

      @kiwi cunt HAHAHAHA!!!

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    • harly9 February 17, 2018

      @kiwi cunt OMFG +10000

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    •   goodster February 18, 2018

      @kiwi cunt Well that's just a terrible limerick. Although it's probably Ouchys new favorite.

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  • zack sweeney February 17, 2018

    Well we haven't see this for awhile...

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  • victor vaughn dumb February 18, 2018

    It took a few tries, but I still came

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  • spider-man February 19, 2018

    Bitch got a penis

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  • ss99 February 21, 2018

    i knew, a dick will pop out

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  • gingersnatch February 27, 2018

    Yes. She is hot and I’d try it.

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    • theshitgood! March 3, 2018

      @gingersnatch She?oh you mean "it"?Yeh it sure got some dick on it...

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      • gingersnatch March 17, 2018

        @theshitgood!

        Dick enough for me

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  • theshitgood! March 3, 2018

    Leave the fags but hey that background music in the beginning is some shit!Wonder what it's called...Anyone who knows what it's called?

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  • vullis March 6, 2018

    I would.

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