FINALLY! SOMEONE MASTERS 'THE TECHNIQUE'

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  • 72jayd February 18, 2018

    Hottest Asian ever!

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    • blackenedamerica February 18, 2018

      @72jayd i agree

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    • halfthang February 18, 2018

      @72jayd alina li

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      • bigsmokey86 February 18, 2018

        @halfthang She reminds me of the Vietnamese prostitute from Full Metal Jacket.

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        • joedumber February 19, 2018

          @bigsmokey86 they invented the copy and paste technique

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        • potts February 23, 2018

          @bigsmokey86 and she'll love you long... Nm

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    • goff February 18, 2018

      @72jayd

      Oh god, no ...

      I assume you don't live around too many asian girls.

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      • redmeadowlegion February 18, 2018

        @goff

        the only chicks you see is on here and your mom that lives upstairs.

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    • kojaksbozak February 18, 2018

      @72jayd i would bet large $ that the head from the big black hood rat is far superior to the skinny Dink chick..

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      •   ketamine<3 February 18, 2018

        @kojaksbozak probly but I'd rather get blown by the Asian chick over her any day.

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        • kore February 18, 2018

          @ketamine<3 I'l take head from both, fuck it!!! With or without a grapefruit, .... they could use fluff, peanut butter, whip cream, sour cream, pumpkin pie, apple pie, chicken, corned beef... I don't give a fuck!!!

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    • chained cat February 18, 2018

      @72jayd You've never seen the sweaty cunt who servs at our local takaway then

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    •   sarge07 February 18, 2018

      @72jayd LADYBOY!!!

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      • 72jayd February 18, 2018

        @sarge07 OMG! Don’t ruin it.

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    • deadpen February 18, 2018

      @72jayd You need to wait and see if it has a wang...........unless that doesn't matter to you.

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    • joedumber February 19, 2018

      @72jayd hot yes, would knock her up a few times yes, hottest ever no

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  • blackenedamerica February 18, 2018

    number #2 Wont the grape fruit s juice burn your cocks head?

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    • 72jayd February 18, 2018

      @blackenedamerica BURN AWAY!!!

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      • letmefindout February 18, 2018

        @72jayd

        They call that move the "Jenny Craig"

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    • goff February 18, 2018

      @blackenedamerica

      If you have cuts, an std, rawness, etc.

      but not if it is healthy and fine.

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      • bwooly February 18, 2018

        @goff why fuck a piece of fruit when you can fuck that piece of ass?

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        • redmeadowlegion February 18, 2018

          @bwooly

          Because Goff is a fruit.

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          •   wombatbytes February 18, 2018

            @redmeadowlegion : Fuckin' A!

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          • frank n. stein February 19, 2018

            @redmeadowlegion And goff knows b'coz it HAS sores, STD's, and rawness, aka handburn.

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            • redmeadowlegion February 19, 2018

              @frank n. stein

              I guess you talking from experience frank. Because, again you comment is out in left field.

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              • frank n. stein February 20, 2018

                @redmeadowlegion

                NO, retard, I'm responding directly to what goff said. Seriously, you two mean girls must be butt-buddies.

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  • chapstain2018 February 18, 2018

    Iv got far too many open sores on my dick for that. #STINGY

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    • bigsmokey86 February 18, 2018

      @chapstain2018 You might want to get that checked out........

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      • chapstain2018 February 18, 2018

        @bigsmokey86 I wish that Asian bird would check it out!

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      • kore February 18, 2018

        @bigsmokey86 My thoughts exactly, sounds like he has syphilis of the ass. lmao

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    • maxm60 February 18, 2018

      @chapstain2018 how many holes you pissin' through?

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      • chapstain2018 February 18, 2018

        @maxm60 I have a dickend like a shower head!

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        • goff February 18, 2018

          @chapstain2018

          Funny but u lie

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          • chapstain2018 February 18, 2018

            @goff I didn't say it was a big shower head.....

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          • frank n. stein February 19, 2018

            Goff knows b'coz it has seen chap's dick & put it in it's mouth & ass. Goff isn't concerned with open sores. Chap should be worried what he'll GET from goff thru those open sores!

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    •   sarge07 February 18, 2018

      @chapstain2018 tmi dude, tmi

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  • hiwudjablome February 18, 2018

    BLO-ME : )------

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  •   GrimmWilder February 18, 2018

    Sadly, she would only need a Kumquat for me.....:(♂)

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    • bigsmokey86 February 18, 2018

      @GrimmWilder Sorry Grimm.

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    •   sarge07 February 18, 2018

      @GrimmWilder my utmost condolences

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      •   GrimmWilder February 18, 2018

        @sarge07 @bigsmokey86

        Thanx Fellas,......we all have our cross to bare...... ☧

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        •   sarge07 February 18, 2018

          @GrimmWilder yea we all have the cross called goff

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    •   fistermister February 18, 2018

      @GrimmWilder; I'm starting to + you more and more.... Try to refrain yourself from the bad influences.... Just a thought.

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  • the man February 18, 2018

    Also a great source of vitamin C.

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  •   fockenperv February 18, 2018

    my bitch just busted out a bag of cuties

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  •   ogsabertooth February 18, 2018

    You're not only pleasing Your Man, you're sending him to the ER with a male yeast infection.

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  • letmefindout February 18, 2018

    Trump's lawyer paid that porn star all of that money for that?

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  • crockful February 18, 2018

    Grapefruit is the easy part. Now to find a library and librarian...

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    • maxm60 February 18, 2018

      @crockful No prob!

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  •   ouch February 18, 2018

    That could explain why Shanni asked me to buy grapes :(

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    •   GrimmWilder February 18, 2018

      @ouch ...HAA!!.... try Olives,...already gots a hole......lol

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      •   ouch February 18, 2018

        @GrimmWilder lmmfao

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    •   sarge07 February 18, 2018

      @ouch HAHAHAHA!!

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  • goff February 18, 2018

    Learn to suck dick and speak english for an instructional.

    In that order ...

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  • kojaksbozak February 18, 2018

    Grapefruit juice in the pee hole????? Ummm....... Illl pass....

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  • working4theweekend February 18, 2018

    I'm having my old lady buy grapefruit next time she goes grocery shopping

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  • gfys February 18, 2018

    Ugh... No titties.

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    • maxm60 February 18, 2018

      @gfys the way she sucks dick makes up for it!

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  • underpants February 18, 2018

    Alina Li is the best!!!

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  • arg February 18, 2018

    Why does it always sound like Asians have a mouth full of marbles

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  • james511969 February 18, 2018

    Wait, so this is why my wife’s been buying grapefruit?!?!

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  •   fistermister February 18, 2018

    Are they trying to say our balls smell bad?

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    •   ketamine<3 February 18, 2018

      @fistermister no just enhancing the flavor of the cum. For all you girls who don't swallow, take notes..

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    • sickthemad February 18, 2018

      @fistermister yes, yes we are. Wash ya dick better and chicks will take ya deeper. #lifehack

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      •   fistermister February 18, 2018

        @sickthemad Umm, Okay... If you promise to say you love me in the morning...

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        • sickthemad February 18, 2018

          @fistermister hell na. Wash up and you'll get the throat. I only stay over if I get ate out.

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          •   fistermister February 19, 2018

            @sickthemad; Well that would be the main way I make a women cum...

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            • sickthemad February 19, 2018

              @fistermister we shall see... We shall see...

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  • zack sweeney February 18, 2018

    Honey we have to go to the grocery store !!!

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  •   graveyard February 18, 2018

    I tried this with my wife. A seed lodged in my cock and when I cam, the seed damn near shot her brains out. So I’ll keep trying, eventually one will cum out with enough force!

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  • chained cat February 18, 2018

    The black whore sounds like she needs a bib

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  • lippa February 18, 2018

    She forgot the sugar

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  • airsporter February 18, 2018

    Just make sure shes got all the pips out.

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  • efman February 18, 2018

    And then serve the grapefruit to your mother in law...

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  •   sarge07 February 18, 2018

    LADYBOY!!! LADYBOY!!! LADYBOY!!!

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    •   ouch February 18, 2018

      @sarge07 yes please

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  • peaks February 18, 2018

    Stupid fucking cunts.

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  •   grhman February 18, 2018

    So that is the grape food diet and giving you his seed

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  • the original god February 18, 2018

    No...no there not...

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  •   wallawilly February 18, 2018

    Most of y'all are lucky. My girl goes thru a dozen watermelons a week.

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    •   fistermister February 18, 2018

      @wallawilly; Now that's FUCKING funny!!!! That's what the PG should be all about!!! None of this quit picking on me faggot shit, but funny shit that will make people think you're a nut laughing at your phone!!! COTW!

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    •   ouch February 18, 2018

      @wallawilly lmmfao

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  •   truckingman February 18, 2018

    Would the 'citric acid' in the grapefruit irritate or burn the sensitive skin of the penis?

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  • arg February 18, 2018

    Are you a genetic female?

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  • sickthemad February 18, 2018

    Dude that is some lazy ass dick sucking for real... Y'all dudes are impressed waaaaaay to easily. Either that, or I'm putting in waaaaaay too much work into sucking dick. If a grapefruit and half ass gag is all ya need, then my I'm about to go on vacation yo.

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    •   fistermister February 18, 2018

      @sickthemad; Well I'll tell you what... You can Sick the mad out of my dick if you may!!!... and I'll even call you Darling, Darling.

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      • sickthemad February 18, 2018

        @fistermister aww, don't make me blush

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  • muddybuddy February 18, 2018

    Want to try a muddy dick?

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  •   nybadguy February 18, 2018

    Gotta tell the wife to pick up a few grapefruits at the grocery store tomorrow. I hope she likes them.

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  • txdo_msk February 18, 2018

    Just make sure youre not taking heart meds while performing this method. The grapefruit counteracts the meds.

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  • xenomorph February 18, 2018

    A great source of vitamin D

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  •   picklehiesner February 19, 2018

    I use a lemon

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    •   ouch February 19, 2018

      @picklehiesner lmmfao

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    •   graveyard February 19, 2018

      @picklehiesner that’s genius, make the hole a little tighter

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  • frank n. stein February 19, 2018

    Thank you, Bissell and Dyson, for those informative tips.

    JUST the tip ;-)

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  •   lafind February 19, 2018

    Well they need to realize that it's more than the action and feeling, I'd rather have #2 no matter how bad she was.

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  • ss99 February 21, 2018

    wtf

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  • wpginterceptor February 21, 2018

    its not herrrrro.. its HELLLLLLO, and when she makes the O sound you stick your cock in there!!

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  • mrmassey February 22, 2018

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  •   rockinron March 1, 2018

    fuck grapefruit i don't eat it they say it tastes like cock

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  • jackhermiz May 6, 2018

    In a library near you

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