THERE'S ONLY TWO WAYS EATING A GIRL'S ASS CAN GO

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  •   ouch February 19, 2018

    Shiiiiiiiiit

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    • letmefindout February 19, 2018

      @ouch

      Courtesy of Taco Smell.

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    • rubber February 19, 2018

      @ouch Sounded like even the fart pitcher didn't like it...

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    • redmeadowlegion February 19, 2018

      @ouch

      it would have been funny ASS fuck if he blew the glitter off her face.

      +3 -2
      •   sarge07 February 20, 2018

        @redmeadowlegion or blew glitter on her face

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    • redmeadowlegion February 19, 2018

      @ouch

      by the way, did goff, go into hiding, or did he/she change his name and avatar again?

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      • goff February 19, 2018

        @redmeadowlegion

        No, that was me shootin' zyklon b down your throat, fool.

        +1 -3
        • redmeadowlegion February 20, 2018

          @goff

          There you are, and you are talking like Mr. T. Watch a lot of A-team on hiatus?

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      • frank n. stein February 20, 2018

        @redmeadowlegion

        goff changes it's avatar everyday, hoping we won't huwt it's feewings. Btw, a 10 yr. old writes it's material.

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        • redmeadowlegion February 20, 2018

          @frank n. stein

          Frank I have to agree with you +1.

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    •   lafind February 20, 2018

      @ouch Blowing chunks takes on a whole new meaning!

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  • airsporter February 19, 2018

    7 Years bad luck farting in a pixies face.

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    •   sarge07 February 19, 2018

      @airsporter I thought the Fool wore that hat

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      • airsporter February 19, 2018

        @sarge07 Hes not a 'genuine' Fool in the traditional sense...Notice there arent any little brass bells on his hat!

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  • letmefindout February 19, 2018

    Somebody made Santa's naughty list.

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  •   GrimmWilder February 19, 2018

    BWAAHA! she wuz Shit'Snorklin !

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  • pewpewpowa February 19, 2018

    Haha fart face!

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  • 72jayd February 19, 2018

    One ass deserves another ass.

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  • studd3rz February 19, 2018

    Poops

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  • chapstain2018 February 19, 2018

    Good for the sinuses

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    • goff February 19, 2018

      @chapstain2018

      Tis true, Commandant!

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  •   luvthick February 19, 2018

    She pushed the fart button.

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  • fedupmonster February 19, 2018

    Such a fool...

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  • bwooly February 19, 2018

    Nice shit eating grin!

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  • arg February 19, 2018

    And that just killed all the romantic ambiance

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  •   nybadguy February 19, 2018

    Well. She had a joker hat on jokes on you bitch. Enjoy that pink eye

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    •   sarge07 February 19, 2018

      @nybadguy I thought it was "stink eye"?

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  • bigblackhead February 19, 2018

    chili is a blessing

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  • crockful February 19, 2018

    Cirque du Soleil's newest show, Le Gas.

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    •   sarge07 February 20, 2018

      @crockful Le Gross PooPoo

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  •   ketamine<3 February 19, 2018

    Got the poops? Hahaha! you got a little shit on your chin...

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  • bidge632000 February 19, 2018

    Oh, Bless her, some one said ''blow the brass instrument!'' and she miss heard him, but she still got a tune out of it!

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  •   graveyard February 19, 2018

    Dat’s de poops! I wonder if it was sour kraut flavored?

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  •   wallawilly February 19, 2018

    She be jest'n that ass.

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    •   sarge07 February 19, 2018

      @wallawilly LOL I see what ya did there

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    • quiet burp February 23, 2018

      @wallawilly your mother's a disgusting bitch wallawilly train that pig

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  • frank n. stein February 19, 2018

    LOL!!!!!! Da poopest

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    • redmeadowlegion February 19, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      Eat my ass frank, A real man's fart contains, red meat, beer, buffalo wings, with a hint of blue cheese. What do think my little brown eye wishing well? It's more powerful that goff's Cheeto eating, wheat grass shakes you're used to.

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      • frank n. stein February 20, 2018

        @redmeadowlegion

        Sorry, you have too much faggotry for me.

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        • redmeadowlegion February 20, 2018

          @frank n. stein

          Damn, you draw a line in gay sex? Well I learn something new everyday.

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  •   sarge07 February 19, 2018

    #2 looks like that useless douchebag Paris Hilton

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  • redmeadowlegion February 19, 2018

    Hey frank-n-stein, wanna eat my ass? I'm sure you used to smell that comes off your dick.

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    • frank n. stein February 19, 2018

      PASS! I'm not desperate.

      GOFF is the evil one, we should be going after IT!

      +0 -2
      • goff February 19, 2018

        @frank n. stein

        You say "it", but it's all in jest. : )

        But with you ... well.

        You did not choose to be the way that you are. That is a fact.

        I mean, who would choose that way of being for themselves?!

        No one, of course, except for the most deviant ones among us.

        That may be the case with you, I don't know.

        But please don't make believe that I'm more of an aberrant entity than you, sugar plum, because it just isn't happening.

        Tellé vu fuck you?

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        • frank n. stein February 20, 2018

          @goff

          Is that a tear in your eye? Oh, no that's my cum!

          (Hope it stings)

          +2 -0
    •   ketamine<3 February 20, 2018

      @redmeadowlegion so let me get this straight, he fucks you in the ass and sniffs his dick and knows the smell of your shit and farts?

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      • redmeadowlegion February 20, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        I'm sorry but yes, frank has that gift. I mean after all the years of tapping his foot to the guy in the stall next to him at truck stops; he has a lot of experience.

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    • frank n. stein February 20, 2018

      @redmeadowlegion

      If my dick smells like your ass, that means...........anyone?

      +0 -1
      • frank n. stein February 20, 2018

        Ketamine already figured it out! LOL!

        But I don't smell it, that's NASTY!

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        • redmeadowlegion February 20, 2018

          @frank n. stein

          LOL , I mean, Laugh The Fuck Out Loud! REALLY! "that's nasty!" Dude you're gay, you have more experience in the smells of ass and ball sweat than anyone on this site. You probably have a special poopy rag in your shower for after sex clean up.

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        •   ketamine<3 February 20, 2018

          @frank n. stein I don't think he got the joke, oh well. At least you got it lol. Went right over his head.

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  • zack sweeney February 19, 2018

    I think the first bitch was on the phone with her momma!?

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  • renbo956 February 19, 2018

    So What Really Happened Was It The Smell Was It The Taste Cause It Sure Shit Wasnt Crazy Good

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  • momma_mercy February 19, 2018

    Some people don't know that asses are meant for shitting apparently

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    • stevenkk February 20, 2018

      @momma_mercy did you get 100 positives yet ? Kind of still waiting here.

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      • momma_mercy February 20, 2018

        @stevenkk Not yet but it's still climbing slowly

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  • peaks February 19, 2018

    Did the cunt really just ask if he 'poop's?

    Good GOD and we almost had one of them in the fucking White House!

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  • muddybuddy February 19, 2018

    You can get dingle-berries in your nose that way!

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    • goff February 19, 2018

      @muddybuddy

      Buscemi!!

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      •   wallawilly February 20, 2018

        @goff

        Wow! How perceptive u are Sally.

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  •   graveyard February 19, 2018

    GD it! Can we please get that second vid on a loop with sound! I have come to watch it 97 times and gets funnier every time! I’ve laughed so hard I’ve pooped

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  • hitman777 February 19, 2018

    That bitch is shit faced

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  • los_pedos_saco February 19, 2018

    Black people eat ass with cajun spice white eat ass on meth

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  • rasriff February 19, 2018

    Got the poopsh?

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  •   maddog123 February 19, 2018

    Fucking black history month got uh love it

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  •   lafind February 20, 2018

    What ever floats your boat.

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  • awwyeaa February 20, 2018

    I love licking a nice clean girls asshole

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    •   lafind February 21, 2018

      @awwyeaa Pussy yes, ass hole no!

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  •   siko666 February 21, 2018

    Yea, its da poops alright. LOL

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  • ss99 February 21, 2018

    fart face, hahahahahaha

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  • mrmassey February 22, 2018

    The first one has to be a guy!

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  • quiet burp February 22, 2018

    "GET BACK IN THERE" !!!! amateur...

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  • theonlysaneniggahere February 25, 2018

    Shout out to the nigga who edited this lmao. Side note, that first nigga was higher than a motherfucker

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  • gingersnatch February 27, 2018

    She must not like the elf. Not even a warning.

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  • pili-galletitas March 31, 2018

    Jajajajajaj menos mal que el pedo no salio con caca XD jajaja

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