THE JASON VOORHEES OF BRAZIL

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  • rubber February 23, 2018

    Juan Vorhees wears a plastic bag and flip flops.

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    •   what now? whats next? February 23, 2018

      @rubber You'll know he'sclose when you hear a faint whisper of "arriba"

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      • curiousone February 23, 2018

        @what now? whats next? and @rubber

        They speak Portuguese in Brazil, not Spanish.

        It should be João Vorhees and “se appresse”.

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  •   lafind February 23, 2018

    ISIS in training, blade is still not dull enough.

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    • eastvanrulz March 19, 2018

      @lafind He gets a kick outta kicking the heads off ...

      But hay,,, he is trying to kick the dirty habit ....

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  • kore February 23, 2018

    Did he just kick the head off??? Was that really necessary???

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    • sickthemad February 23, 2018

      @kore no, but it sure was a hell of a lot of fun. Gooooooooooooooooooaaallllll

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  • arg February 23, 2018

    well he wont do that again

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  • dizeer February 23, 2018

    He never got A HEAD chopping wood.

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  •   luvthick February 23, 2018

    Their not even trying anymore.

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    •   GrimmWilder February 23, 2018

      @luvthick

      Thar do'n best thay caan, they are!

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  •   fistermister February 23, 2018

    Damn! That will do Sir.... that'll do!

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  • bwooly February 23, 2018

    Gun control is certainly working in that part of the world, huh?

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    • mancock February 24, 2018

      @bwooly exactly, just imagine how many kids could have been killed instead of a mass shooting he were to use a machete, more than 17 I'm guessing

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  •   nybadguy February 23, 2018

    They call him buddy hacket

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  • frank n. stein February 23, 2018

    Animals

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  • vegeta65 February 23, 2018

    Now that I think about it when does Jason find time to sharpen his blade, and where the fuck does he keep finding them to chop people up.

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  • maxm60 February 23, 2018

    Jason always chopped a head off in one swing.

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  • zack sweeney February 23, 2018

    What no flip flops...

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  • cruiserman February 23, 2018

    Idiots

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  • superbadasssweetdaddyjones February 23, 2018

    Ch ch ch ha ha ha

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    •   fistermister February 24, 2018

      @superbadasssweetdaddyjones

      Now after a couple days, I get what you're saying,,,, That was good. Now can you, in words spell the sound of the Road-Runner's sound when he raspberries Wile E. Coyote?!!!

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      •   wallawilly February 24, 2018

        @fistermister

        B DD BEEP. Now, you gotta say it like you're getting a bj.

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  • zack sweeney February 23, 2018

    How many wacks does it take to get to the juicy center...

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  • lucasbrasil February 23, 2018

    rapist

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  • lucasbrasil February 23, 2018

    raped a 7 year old girl

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    •   sarge07 February 23, 2018

      @lucasbrasil can you provide a link to that backstory please?

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      • cesarnero February 23, 2018

        @sarge07 the guys in the video said he raped a 7 year old

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        •   sarge07 February 24, 2018

          @cesarnero my apologizes, not everyone speaks Spanish, thanks for the info.

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  •   sarge07 February 23, 2018

    fuckin animals

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  •   picklehiesner February 23, 2018

    Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll !

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  • cesarnero February 23, 2018

    He raped a 7year old got what was coming

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    •   ouch February 23, 2018

      @cesarnero Fucking oath! Any cunt that harms a child should be bashed so bad they would need dental records to identify them. I say he got off easy.

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      • eastvanrulz February 24, 2018

        @ouch ... Yeah ...Seemed to fast....

        Maybe that chest flaying trick would have been more appropriate punishment for his crime

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  • skullfuck3r February 23, 2018

    Ok, i have a knife this Grande, I use it for chopping small trees, and bushes, I keep it sharp with a whetstone my grandfather left me, but how sharp is good enough for this kinda shit?

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  • leetasker90 February 23, 2018

    That’s a new one, a Brazilian with a sharp blade!

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  • eastvanrulz February 24, 2018

    9 wacks and a stiff kick and off comes the mellon .... Impressive .....

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  • trash-man February 24, 2018

    This makes me feel proud of being a "Latino" (it's really not like that, it just shows how uncivilized we are)

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  • deadpen February 24, 2018

    1. That is why they all have dull blades, beating it on the ground like that

    2. is he wearing an oven mitt? Guess he doesn't want to catch any more aids.

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  • muddybuddy February 25, 2018

    If this is the new Friday the 13th trailer it sucks.

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  • spider-man February 25, 2018

    Lol. He kicked it off

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