HEY! STOP BRINGING MACHINE GUNS TO WEDDINGS!

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  •   fockenperv March 1, 2018

    dont ever invite Habib to any events, he is an asshole

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    • joedumber March 1, 2018

      @fockenperv what about Bibah?

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      • frank n. stein March 1, 2018

        CHECK OUT halfthang's COMMENT BELOW!

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      • turtlesex March 1, 2018

        @joedumber

        Bibah?!

        That dude is a fucking elohssa!

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  •   ouch March 1, 2018

    FBP!

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    •   toreal March 1, 2018

      @ouch FAP!!!! Fucking Arab People.

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      •   ouch March 1, 2018

        @toreal LMMFAO +1

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  •   wombatbytes March 1, 2018

    DO NOT Stop bringing machine guns to weddings.

    This shit is hilarious.

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  •   GrimmWilder March 1, 2018

    Give them ALL guns.....

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    •   ouch March 1, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      And lots of ammo too

      Cunts cant aim for shit

      I could have taken out at least 20 more

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      • maxm60 March 1, 2018

        @ouch he would've too if someone wouldn't have stopped him.

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  • carlspackler March 1, 2018

    Hopefully got the two-for-one wedding-funeral discount.

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    •   ketamine<3 March 1, 2018

      @carlspackler haha I'm laughing but there might be such a thing over there.

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  • ithinkimdumb March 1, 2018

    Ooopps...

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  • bigsmokey86 March 1, 2018

    We should encourage RPG's at Arab weddings too.

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    • maxm60 March 1, 2018

      @bigsmokey86 and suicide vests!

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      •   wombatbytes March 1, 2018

        @maxm60 : Beats throwing rice.

        Maybe handgrenades too...

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  • maxm60 March 1, 2018

    Whodafuck is'Bomber Harris' and what did he do again?

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    •   wombatbytes March 1, 2018

      @maxm60 : Bomber Harris was the WW2 commander of Britain's Bomber Command.

      Colin 'Bomber' Harris was a punch drunk boxer character from Monty Python.

      I have no idea what the fuck this is all about.

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    • airsporter March 1, 2018

      @maxm60 Britains equivalent of Curtis Le May during the 2nd WWar.

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      • maxm60 March 2, 2018

        @airsporter & @wombatbytes Thanks for the info!

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  •   ketamine<3 March 1, 2018

    That was a quick life insurancy claim.. well played you asshole.

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  • halfthang March 1, 2018

    He was just aiming at the dots on their foreheads.

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    •   sarge07 March 1, 2018

      @halfthang wrong people, but funny

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      • halfthang March 2, 2018

        @sarge07 lol +1 probably paki or arab?

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  • airsporter March 1, 2018

    Limp wristed pillock.

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  • 72jayd March 1, 2018

    I think the AK-47 is their true Allah.

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  •   luvthick March 1, 2018

    Was it really an accident if only her side of family caught the stray bullets?

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  • rubber March 1, 2018

    The people in the front seats weren't wearing those water ponchos. Serves them right.

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    •   sarge07 March 1, 2018

      @rubber Gallagher was da bomb

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  • toy-boat March 1, 2018

    Shot and kill somebody. It's fine, it's part of the wedding

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  • cazaly March 1, 2018

    Truly is a white funeral.

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  •   maddog123 March 1, 2018

    Only thing I ever took to a wedding was a loaded dick because there's always deepresed women there getting drunk thinking they might get/snag a man !!! True story really happens try it fuck you the end......!

    +3 -2
  • qaz March 1, 2018

    That's some messed up musical chairs

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  • fiddledeedee March 1, 2018

    Be careful you asshole! Someone is going to slip on those spent shell casings.

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  • hiwudjablome March 1, 2018

    The 2 idiots at the end was the best part............

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  • fedupmonster March 1, 2018

    And just like that, party's over.

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  •   lafind March 1, 2018

    Was the idiot with the AK47, the entertainment? I though he was pretty good. They should invite him to all of their weddings.

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  • arg March 1, 2018

    Their built for two hands rambo

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  • donpaulwood March 1, 2018

    Fucking police chief Wiggums over here

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  • mclovin510 March 1, 2018

    It’s okay, he didn’t shoot the sheep.

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  • frank n. stein March 1, 2018

    STUPID!! He almost took out the happy couple!

    Hopefully, he's in prison, but it's a 3rd world country, so who knows.

    +2 -1
  • maga2020 March 1, 2018

    Wait he didn't yell Allen Snackbar I guess no virgins or goats for the dead

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  • magnumanus March 1, 2018

    That's right you pig meats....Mr. Akbar mohammad doesn't give a shite about your wedding or the reception. He does what he wants. That's how he was raised and that's how he gonna roll.

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  • turtlesex March 1, 2018

    This arab mental stupidity is one of so many other reasons why the Israelis just ran circles around these "adult" children throughout all those wars & confrontations years ago and even still today.

    Top two reasons why there may not be a god:

    1. All the horrible carnage & destruction & suffering to so many who are innocent & helpless.

    2. The arabs got all that fucking oil.

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    • isma March 1, 2018

      @turtlesex and fucking jews are fucking jews!!!

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      • turtlesex March 1, 2018

        @isma

        MEET THE NEW JEW.

        SAME AS THE OLD JEW.

        +1 -1
  • zack sweeney March 1, 2018

    That's the best party favor ever!!!...

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  • isma March 1, 2018

    only fucking acbhhaarrss..so, who fucking cares????

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    • turtlesex March 1, 2018

      @isma

      YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN REPLACED A LONG, LONG TIME AGO.

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  • strokerace March 1, 2018

    They probably cut his head off for that accident.

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  • dizeer March 1, 2018

    I think they should all play with guns.

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  • peaks March 1, 2018

    I guess that's one way of culling down the 'Thank You' notes.

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  •   truckingman March 1, 2018

    I have to state these two fact 'what goes straight up must MF" COME STRAIGHT DOWN,' and 'the blowback from a, fully automatic, assault riffle is a MF" UNCONTROLLABLE BIOTCH!!!'

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  • fatlarry March 1, 2018

    hey what ever it takes

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  • illspoken March 1, 2018

    Customs as a population control measure.Who would ever known.Middle East's version of Four funerals and a wedding.

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  • houndog35 March 1, 2018

    Someone needs to bring an artillery shell

    and let them bang on the end of it with a hammer.......

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  •   sarge07 March 1, 2018

    Stupidass qtips

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  •   happyjack March 1, 2018

    But we still ha e more school shootings......go figure.

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  • spider-man March 1, 2018

    Guns for all, I say.

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  • zack sweeney March 1, 2018

    Thankyou come again....

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  • hussein March 2, 2018

    Pakistanis not arabs

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  • the cunt March 2, 2018

    another top class typical example of stupid people.

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  • eastvanrulz March 13, 2018

    Where's you damn snack bar now ...shit head .....

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  • jackhermiz April 18, 2018

    That's job creation over their

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