IT FINALLY HAPPENED: PIZZA DELIVERY GUY SCORES PUSSY

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  •   wombatbytes March 1, 2018

    She was obviously serious when she said extra anchovies!

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    • supfishing757 March 1, 2018

      @wombatbytes

      She could've made her own pizza. She had yeast, cheese, and anchovies.

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      •   wombatbytes March 1, 2018

        @supfishing757 : Ha +1

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      • cubbage March 1, 2018

        @supfishing757

        Ya she did have a big creamy ass!

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  • maxm60 March 1, 2018

    Since when did Cheech start delivering pizza?

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    • kore March 1, 2018

      @maxm60 He squeezed her ass so hard he put an indentation on it.

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  •   ouch March 1, 2018

    Thank you Cum again!

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  • airsporter March 1, 2018

    'Eeeew.. Send it back theres a pubic hair on it.'

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  • sexmaster March 1, 2018

    He just got syphilis of the face. He didn't score any pussy.

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    •   sarge07 March 1, 2018

      @sexmaster herpes simples 12

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  • joedumber March 1, 2018

    based on the radio language in the background she's latin, them bitches cross the line. this poor old guy is all over the internet now eating pussy, probably will kill himself when he finds out.

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    • 72jayd March 1, 2018

      @joedumber I think he will be proud. Bragging proud.

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      • turtlesex March 1, 2018

        @72jayd

        So much so he might have gone home and bragged to his wife and kids.

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        • joedumber March 1, 2018

          @turtlesex that's what im saying probably grand kids too.

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  •   luvthick March 1, 2018

    Now he has to explain the his mozzarella mustache.

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  •   ketamine<3 March 1, 2018

    He licked her pussy and probly gave the stuff for free, he didn't get shit! He walked out of there with no cash and blue balls.

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    •   picklehiesner March 1, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      Hmm I'm not so sure. Apu never let go of that receipt even whilst eating the poon

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  • dog66 March 1, 2018

    Why did she lock the door?

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    • turtlesex March 1, 2018

      @dog66

      I know, right?

      It's not like he stole a boob.

      Although, he did almost get away with a nip with those couple of tooth tug attempts.

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    • elmjr March 1, 2018

      @dog66 she's afraid he might bring some homies to hold her down!

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  • me68 March 1, 2018

    i feel sick now, both were vile

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    • turtlesex March 1, 2018

      @me68

      Well, prepare to get a bucket, because that gentle perv is the father of that care-free nude.

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  • 72jayd March 1, 2018

    One of these days we’re gonna see a gory video of one of these girls fucking with the wrong guy.

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    •   wombatbytes March 1, 2018

      @72jayd : I fucking hope so!

      It's been too long already!!!

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    • rabbithole March 17, 2018

      @72jayd There is someone else there. Dad, Hubby or Boyfriend? She has kids cause their cloths are on the hanger. Yes, or they'll just vanish. There are lots of crazies & serial killers out there. It is getting worse and not better.

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  • rubber March 1, 2018

    He went back to making pizzas without washing his hands and now half the town has a yeast infection.

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    • turtlesex March 1, 2018

      @rubber

      How dare you accuse this elder gentleman of such a vile and horrible act against humanity!!

      Yeah, probably.

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    •   sarge07 March 1, 2018

      @rubber just helps the pizza dough rise faster

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  • cazaly March 1, 2018

    Boss Man is gunna smell the stench on his breath and dock his pay for eating the goods.

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  •   kungfubeaner March 1, 2018

    Brings new meaning to all you can eat, I didn't know buffet's where doing delivery technology has advanced so much

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  • qaz March 1, 2018

    He wanted to give HER a tip. Heyo!

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  • cubbage March 1, 2018

    I guess this is when he should start busting out the buy one get one free coupons for her.

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  • ss99 March 1, 2018

    a nice tip !

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  • fiddledeedee March 1, 2018

    She wanted a pizza, he wanted a piece-a ass.

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  • hiwudjablome March 1, 2018

    So was that his tip..........

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    •   mrfotis March 1, 2018

      @hiwudjablome

      no, he didn't even get to put the tip of his dick in her, silly........

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  •   lafind March 1, 2018

    I need to rethink my career path.

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  • [email protected] March 1, 2018

    Three strikes. 1. An old bag 2. Apu's brother the delivery guy 3.the nail in the coffin, two kids coats dead center in video. This is the 'Citizen Kane" of boner killers.

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  • isma March 1, 2018

    fuck the slut!!!

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    •   lafind March 1, 2018

      @isma That would be fun!

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  • arg March 1, 2018

    This pizza suppose to come with sausage!

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  •   nybadguy March 1, 2018

    Is that a kids jacket hanging Up?

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    •   sarge07 March 1, 2018

      @nybadguy yep

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      •   nybadguy March 1, 2018

        @sarge07 these woman/girls have lost all morals and self respect. I FUCKIN LOOOOVE IT.

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    •   sarge07 March 1, 2018

      @nybadguy or her husband's a midget

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  • angry_potato March 1, 2018

    Ha ! dumb cunt ! she was clearly not willing to give that much, but too stupid and shy to say stop.

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    • frank n. stein March 2, 2018

      @angry_potato AND the whole answering-the-door-naked-thing! If you answer the door like a whore, get treated like a whore.

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  • renbo956 March 1, 2018

    Went Further Then Most I Suopose

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  •   graveyard March 1, 2018

    I wonder who give who herpies in this transaction?

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  • zack sweeney March 1, 2018

    He got the "Special Sauce"

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  • magnumanus March 1, 2018

    Smh and here I am. I can't even get a text reply.

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  •   happyjack March 1, 2018

    He forgot to pull out his penis......

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  • drewstl March 1, 2018

    I feel BAd for this Fool, But WTF wrong with her azz?

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    •   sarge07 March 1, 2018

      @drewstl missed the children's coats hangin up in the frame?

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  • skylark March 1, 2018

    redirect me to livejasmine again and I fuck your mother's brains out

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  • peaks March 1, 2018

    She must have ordered extra-nigger.

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  • fatlarry March 1, 2018

    he went for the extra anchovies

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  • muddybuddy March 1, 2018

    So what was paid? pussy for pizza or pizza for pussy?

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  •   pizzapie March 1, 2018

    Are you sure he scored pussy? She has big knuckles and long arms

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    • frank n. stein March 2, 2018

      @pizzapie: WHY do you guys WANT every woman to be a tranny???!!

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      • istealcars March 3, 2018

        @frank n. stein Agreed, it's relentless.

        I think one of the former CrazyShit employees once told us that their most-watched links are frequently those featuring transvestites, so despite all the supposed protesting, a lot of those coming here want those kinds of scenes.

        If someone is into trannies, that's their prerogative - but those acting like they don't while they're secretly enjoying that sort of content can be a bit much.

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  •   sarge07 March 1, 2018

    gramps scored a woody for the first time in years

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  • wpginterceptor March 1, 2018

    pizzas getting cold.......

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  • working4theweekend March 1, 2018

    Oh the spread of STDs.... He didn’t get nothing just licked her box. He should have asked for some head. Return the favor. It’s only proper. I hope she tipped him well

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  • spider-man March 1, 2018

    That’s how you get AIDS

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  • quiet burp March 1, 2018

    Meanwhile at wallawilly's home...

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  •   pdx2002 March 1, 2018

    THAT is a tremendously unnatractive post-op.

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  • logan0645 March 2, 2018

    Just a pinch between the cheeck and gums.

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  • carolinaguy March 2, 2018

    You can deliver the pie, taste a slice of pie, but can't go American Pie on it!

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  • vanboner March 2, 2018

    She had to tip him somehow.

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  • mr_r4t March 2, 2018

    finally....

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  • twisted5576 March 30, 2018

    I wonder how many women have done this

    Does this video count as evidence that all women are whores

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