ARMED AND NOT DANGEROUS

  • rubber March 5, 2018

    That's a clean arm shave he's got there...

    +2 -0
    • frank n. stein March 5, 2018

      Let me use it to jack off with before you -re-attach.

      +2 -0
  • sharkkiller1 March 5, 2018

    can tell just by looking at him that guy is H_armless

    +4 -0
  • letmefindout March 5, 2018

    I guess that he never heard the saying "Forewarned is fore-armed."

    +2 -3
  • letmefindout March 5, 2018

    Hope that he is an ambidextrous masturbator.

    +3 -3
    • supfishing757 March 5, 2018

      @letmefindout

      A switch hitter if you will

      +6 -0
  •   stenchfart March 5, 2018

    unarmed citizen

    +1 -1
    • maxm60 March 5, 2018

      @stenchfart I was thinking dis-armed, but yeah.

      +1 -0
  •   GrimmWilder March 5, 2018

    NOW, the next time i say i'm gunna rip yer arm off and beat you with the bloody end, you'll believe it!

    +7 -1
  • airsporter March 5, 2018

    Looks like Armageddon for him.

    +3 -1
  • xenomorph March 5, 2018

    So brave despite the pain and suffering, hey everybody give this guy a hand.

    +3 -0
  • supfishing757 March 5, 2018

    He could use some Head & Shoulders.

    +6 -0
    • frank n. stein March 5, 2018

      @supfishing757 The doctors will re-attach his shoulder, so why do YOU give him head.

      +1 -0
      • supfishing757 March 5, 2018

        @frank n. stein

        Oh don't be so literal

        +5 -0
  • hiwudjablome March 5, 2018

    They call him lefty.....

    +2 -0
  • fiddledeedee March 5, 2018

    Looks like the cat taught him not to be late with dinner again.

    +2 -1
  •   nybadguy March 5, 2018

    Going to be hard to jerk off

    +4 -0
    •   whobe March 5, 2018

      @nybadguy Looks like someone already did that.

      +4 -0
  • arg March 5, 2018

    What he needs for that is ointment, he will soon grow another one

    +2 -0
    •   ketamine<3 March 5, 2018

      @arg wasn't that done in a Spider-Man movie and he turned into a lizard?

      +2 -0
      • arg March 5, 2018

        @ketamine<3 I dont think this will be a problem, dude wasnt wearing a lab coat

        +1 -0
  •   lafind March 5, 2018

    Hey... Who disarmed that man?

    +4 -0
  • kore March 5, 2018

    No hARM done

    +1 -0
    • marshall March 5, 2018

      @kore

      Wake that guy up, I need a hand with this!

      +1 -0
  •   happyjack March 5, 2018

    Poor bastard

    +1 -5
  • bwooly March 5, 2018

    ''Tis just a scratch. Walk it off you pussy.

    +2 -0
  •   whobe March 5, 2018

    I'm not a doctor but I believe with the kind of health care they have there he's fucked.

    +2 -0
  •   ketamine<3 March 5, 2018

    With a VERY skilled team of surgeons I'm certain they could attempt a re-attachment. I'm always amazed at the body when receiving a trauma like this it's smart enough to restrict blood flow by shrinking vessels. Although they may have pinched them closed if he's in a hospital.

    +1 -0
    • maxm60 March 5, 2018

      @ketamine<3 I believe they were talking about the different ways to cook that arm.

      +2 -0
      •   ketamine<3 March 5, 2018

        @maxm60 fucking meat shortage got doctors taking bribes again I see.. dude seems passed out he will never know..

        +0 -0
  • kiwi cunt March 5, 2018

    Judging by those voices, he's in some third world country and has zero chance of getting that arm reattached.

    +1 -0
  • skylark March 5, 2018

    when police takes the UNARMED training to literally

    +1 -0
  • turtlesex March 5, 2018

    "... and then I said, 'Manuel, I'll give you $100.00 if you stick your arm up to your shoulder in Grande Guadalupe's hot taco!'"

    +2 -0
  • sickthemad March 5, 2018

    One of those bare arms we have a right to.

    +0 -0
  • houndog35 March 5, 2018

    With that mask he's wearing He's now the one armed bandit ........

    +0 -0
  •   wallawilly March 5, 2018

    Man, I wonder if I can get his rotator cuff. Mine is torn up..

    +0 -0
  • lippa March 5, 2018

    Mr. peabody- that’s disarming.

    Sherman-I don’t get it.

    +0 -0
  •   picklehiesner March 5, 2018

    What up lefty

    +0 -0
  • fatlarry March 5, 2018

    looks like hes a lefty now

    +0 -0
  • fatlarry March 5, 2018

    is that the drummer from def leopard

    +0 -0
  • ob1 March 5, 2018

    Not the best magician, lifts the sheet and the arm is still there

    +0 -0
  • rouge_et_blanc March 7, 2018

    Reminds me of my last trip to Vegas but there there were rows and rows of one-armed bandits

    +0 -0
  • meattip March 7, 2018

    The knees connected to the knee bone, the arms connected to the...oh wait a minute, no it isn’t!

    +0 -0
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