Changing a flat has a whole different meaning in Sweden.
Swedish glory holes are so much more inviting.
Fake... Nobody in Sweden drives a lexus...
what you do when a porn star has an ugly face
@stenchfart i thought that was the double bag treatment....oh yes that just for her and the guy fucking her just in case hers falls off
How ugly women work in porn......lol
I can't believe it's not butter!
Wasn't this scene in When Harry net Sally.
I shall name it. Boot Bumming.
Wonder if there's a spare ?
Anyone else notice the license plate is taped off
God i hate fucking Lexus!
@the man what about fucking someone stuck in a Lexus?
Alexis in a Lexus?
She hasnt even put out a red warning triangle behind her badly parked Vulvo.
Honestly, I think this is one of the finest comments ever made on Crazyshit. It has the perfect blend of subtly, humor and double entendre. It should go down in the anals of history as the... oh fuck, I just wiped fish cat food in my eye... gotta go.
@fiddledeedee Why Thank You.
That is praise indeed coming from yourself.
I always note your Comments with interest.
P.S. You should be awarded the best avatar prize..never fails to make me laugh.
Thanks, air. I'm glad you like my cat with the smiley teeth avatar!
Looks like she got rear ended!
Hand all over her pussy grabbing at her and she asks "what are you doing?" bitch you know what's about to go down.
Somehow I feel there is too much sameold sameold non CS porn on CS these days-now the old days of CS.........BTW any Crazyshitters out there remember heaven666 or ogrish.com?
@rouge_et_blanc yeah heaven666 went to Shit
@ouch absolutely. Heaven666 was good then got taken over and went to shit. Didn't they have tranny tuesdays? For me it all started with Ogrish which morphed into the tame liveleak. Keep up the good work here at CS and don't take any ex-colonial jibes from me seriously. (I used the hang around with the Oz crowd in Earls Court and I my ex wife was from Perth WA)
I would have made her Blo-Me first......
@hiwudjablome then you would have freed her and she'd run away!
@hiwudjablome using a taser while getting a blowjob would be an electrifying experience. Until she bit yer cock off!
@hiwudjablome You can't taser everyone who doesn't want to blow you. You'd wear out your taser!
@frank n. stein lmao
Roadside ASSistance is ok with me
Until you find out she's a bitter psycho with AIDS setting up random strangers and she gave you HIV and now your wife and kids have HIV (as ironic sick luck would have it, you also fuck your kids).
I'm not talking about you, supfishing757. I'm referring to Sick-Luck Pervy Paul. :P
I wonder if poor girl ever did escape from her pre-dickament.
Whatever happened,..she got junk in her trunk!,.,..,.,.
Clearly a blonde is be stuck there, could just be that ugly
Something tells me she wasn’t really stuck
Ohhh that's what a cum dumpster looks like
Don't they call the trunk the or a boot? Like booty. Sorry, all I got.
5* Woadside Assistance
The guy got lucky this time. Most of his assistance call are fat dudes.
Someone needs a balloon knot bleaching ...Extra points for ass acne...
@kojaksbozak that stuff doesn't matter BEFORE the nut.
The world needs more sluts.
Swedish creme -butt-lay
She called AAA - Accessible Ass Abuse
your sister wears some crazy shit wallawilly
I thought everyone in Sweden drove Vulvas, not Lexuses. Lexi? WTF is the plural? Hehe.
How much the bill, every month?
When she said "Help me get out", he heard "Help me get off"
I'd rather have that than a jack in the trunk any day
Cream filled buns anyone?
Looks more like a road side glory hole
road side ass-sitant
He stuck his junk in her trunk
That's a four door snatch-back
A lot of junk in the trunk
i came to chew bubble gum and kick ass ... and im all out of brown papper bag ...
Positively rapey. I love it.
I love you, Quacking Sound.
Now just throw her in the trunk and dispose of the evidence.
I would be shooting one hole higher than he was.
She's still looking for the release latch.
What you dont see is the guys midget brother shes blowing in the trunk
Easy Fix... just needed a Johnson Rod!!
Gas, ass, or grass,
Nobody rides free!
I want that girl with some roadside cock assistance