IN SWEDEN, THIS IS WHAT LOCALS CALL "ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE"

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  • letmefindout March 5, 2018

    Changing a flat has a whole different meaning in Sweden.

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  • letmefindout March 5, 2018

    Swedish glory holes are so much more inviting.

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  • rubber March 5, 2018

    Fake... Nobody in Sweden drives a lexus...

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  •   stenchfart March 5, 2018

    what you do when a porn star has an ugly face

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    • arg March 5, 2018

      @stenchfart i thought that was the double bag treatment....oh yes that just for her and the guy fucking her just in case hers falls off

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  •   GrimmWilder March 5, 2018

    How ugly women work in porn......lol

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    • curiousone March 5, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Butterface?

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      • maxm60 March 5, 2018

        @curiousone butterbutt

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      • frank n. stein March 5, 2018

        @curiousone

        I can't believe it's not butter!

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    • redmeadowlegion March 5, 2018

      @GrimmWilder

      Wasn't this scene in When Harry net Sally.

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  • secret squirrel March 5, 2018

    I shall name it. Boot Bumming.

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  • vegeta65 March 5, 2018

    Wonder if there's a spare ?

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  • vegeta65 March 5, 2018

    Anyone else notice the license plate is taped off

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  • the man March 5, 2018

    God i hate fucking Lexus!

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  • airsporter March 5, 2018

    She hasnt even put out a red warning triangle behind her badly parked Vulvo.

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    • fiddledeedee March 5, 2018

      @airsporter

      Honestly, I think this is one of the finest comments ever made on Crazyshit. It has the perfect blend of subtly, humor and double entendre. It should go down in the anals of history as the... oh fuck, I just wiped fish cat food in my eye... gotta go.

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      • airsporter March 6, 2018

        @fiddledeedee Why Thank You.

        That is praise indeed coming from yourself.

        I always note your Comments with interest.

        P.S. You should be awarded the best avatar prize..never fails to make me laugh.

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        • fiddledeedee March 8, 2018

          @airsporter

          Thanks, air. I'm glad you like my cat with the smiley teeth avatar!

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  •   ouch March 5, 2018

    Looks like she got rear ended!

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  • xenomorph March 5, 2018

    Hand all over her pussy grabbing at her and she asks "what are you doing?" bitch you know what's about to go down.

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  • rouge_et_blanc March 5, 2018

    Somehow I feel there is too much sameold sameold non CS porn on CS these days-now the old days of CS.........BTW any Crazyshitters out there remember heaven666 or ogrish.com?

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    •   ouch March 5, 2018

      @rouge_et_blanc yeah heaven666 went to Shit

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      • rouge_et_blanc March 6, 2018

        @ouch absolutely. Heaven666 was good then got taken over and went to shit. Didn't they have tranny tuesdays? For me it all started with Ogrish which morphed into the tame liveleak. Keep up the good work here at CS and don't take any ex-colonial jibes from me seriously. (I used the hang around with the Oz crowd in Earls Court and I my ex wife was from Perth WA)

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  • hiwudjablome March 5, 2018

    I would have made her Blo-Me first......

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    •   ketamine<3 March 5, 2018

      @hiwudjablome then you would have freed her and she'd run away!

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      • hiwudjablome March 5, 2018

        @ketamine<3

        taser....

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        • maxm60 March 5, 2018

          @hiwudjablome using a taser while getting a blowjob would be an electrifying experience. Until she bit yer cock off!

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        • frank n. stein March 5, 2018

          @hiwudjablome You can't taser everyone who doesn't want to blow you. You'd wear out your taser!

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          • halfthang March 5, 2018

            @frank n. stein lmao

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  • supfishing757 March 5, 2018

    Roadside ASSistance is ok with me

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    • turtlesex March 5, 2018

      @supfishing757

      Until you find out she's a bitter psycho with AIDS setting up random strangers and she gave you HIV and now your wife and kids have HIV (as ironic sick luck would have it, you also fuck your kids).

      I'm not talking about you, supfishing757. I'm referring to Sick-Luck Pervy Paul. :P

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  • fiddledeedee March 5, 2018

    I wonder if poor girl ever did escape from her pre-dickament.

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    •   GrimmWilder March 6, 2018

      @fiddledeedee ++++lol

      Whatever happened,..she got junk in her trunk!,.,..,.,.

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  • hitman777 March 5, 2018

    Clearly a blonde is be stuck there, could just be that ugly

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  • working4theweekend March 5, 2018

    Something tells me she wasn’t really stuck

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  • arg March 5, 2018

    Ohhh that's what a cum dumpster looks like

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  •   lafind March 5, 2018

    Don't they call the trunk the or a boot? Like booty. Sorry, all I got.

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  • renbo956 March 5, 2018

    5* Woadside Assistance

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  •   happyjack March 5, 2018

    Yep

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  • bwooly March 5, 2018

    The guy got lucky this time. Most of his assistance call are fat dudes.

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  • kojaksbozak March 5, 2018

    Someone needs a balloon knot bleaching ...Extra points for ass acne...

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    • maxm60 March 5, 2018

      @kojaksbozak that stuff doesn't matter BEFORE the nut.

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  •   wallawilly March 5, 2018

    The world needs more sluts.

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  • dry terd March 5, 2018

    Swedish creme -butt-lay

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  • maxm60 March 5, 2018

    She called AAA - Accessible Ass Abuse

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  • quiet burp March 5, 2018

    your sister wears some crazy shit wallawilly

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  • magnumanus March 5, 2018

    Seems legit

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  • kiwi cunt March 5, 2018

    I thought everyone in Sweden drove Vulvas, not Lexuses. Lexi? WTF is the plural? Hehe.

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  • drewstl March 5, 2018

    How much the bill, every month?

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  • ugandanwarrior March 5, 2018

    When she said "Help me get out", he heard "Help me get off"

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  • frank n. stein March 5, 2018

    LUCKY slut!

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  • carolinaguy March 5, 2018

    I'd rather have that than a jack in the trunk any day

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  •   sarge07 March 5, 2018

    Cream filled buns anyone?

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  • lippa March 5, 2018

    Looks more like a road side glory hole

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  • fatlarry March 5, 2018

    road side ass-sitant

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  • captjim March 5, 2018

    He stuck his junk in her trunk

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  • darksider803 March 5, 2018

    old

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  •   picklehiesner March 5, 2018

    That's a four door snatch-back

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  •   nybadguy March 5, 2018

    A lot of junk in the trunk

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  • groovy March 5, 2018

    i came to chew bubble gum and kick ass ... and im all out of brown papper bag ...

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  •   pdx2002 March 5, 2018

    Positively rapey. I love it.

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  • spider-man March 5, 2018

    I love you, Quacking Sound.

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  • ftw88 March 6, 2018

    Now just throw her in the trunk and dispose of the evidence.

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  • gandog56 March 6, 2018

    I would be shooting one hole higher than he was.

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  •   luvthick March 6, 2018

    She's still looking for the release latch.

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  • smellsoffearandhate March 6, 2018

    What you dont see is the guys midget brother shes blowing in the trunk

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  • zklr March 6, 2018

    Easy Fix... just needed a Johnson Rod!!

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  • elmjr March 8, 2018

    Gas, ass, or grass,

    Nobody rides free!

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  • chris71 March 12, 2018

    I want that girl with some roadside cock assistance

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