Motorized Limbo, New Olympic Sport?
@el_yoder (mexicanamish) Well he done about as good as 30% of the winter Olympians this year.
That got his full attention!
Naw, that knocked some sense into his thick head for not NOT paying enough attention!
"Keep your eyes on the road and your hands up on the wheel." -Doors-
Are you required to be retarded to ride a moped?
Yeah, you need a Class "R" License.
With the Class "R" license, it's required to wear a tank top, shorts and sandals. This guy is clearly in violation of section B125-R, "No person or persons, should wear any protective gear at any time while operating a class R vehicle. If or when one is wearing protective gear, they shall move to brazil, get right hand chopped off and be penetrated by a guy named frank-n-stein. code B125-R."
Not a requirement, but it helps.
Also applies to motorcycles.
His flip flops got in the way.
@harly9 you just have to tell your parents you like man buns and man love.
Sounded like a big egg SPLAT!
Love it when assholes get theirs.
No red flag = 1 dead fag!
That’s what that fucking retard gets. I bet he was trying to cut off the guy recording too xD
There should have been a hankie tied to the end.
All that just to get 20 feet ahead of the other guy
He just wasn't going fast enough!
Clothes lined by a piece of angle iron, what fun (to watch).
No red flag on that there material hanging out the back of the truck.
@nybadguy yep think if a kid would have walked into it at eye level or something
@happyjack I'm a clumsy bastard myself lol
Heads up? More like heads off.
He took a pole to the face like a champ!
He’ll need a new helmet for sure
Hard enough hit to knock the helmet off? Yeah that fucker probly died.
I think he broke his freakin neck !
No one likes scooters
10 for the dismount but shit for the landing.
Well the guy driving dont have to worry about putting a RED flag or cloth indicating theres a pole hanging out his truck because theres plenty RED blood all over that pipe.... I like having red blood all over my pipe. Mmm
The scooter is now in therapy after years of mental and sexual abuse from its owner who clearly got what he deserved by that huge black pipe and not in a good way... But it would be cool to see someone try to stick that pipe in their ass
TAG... ur it!
Can ya hear me now?
@wallawilly hunh, what?
Don't call this piece of shit a biker. In NO WAY shape or form is this dipshit a fucking biker on his scooter. Bikers are more aware of their surroundings too, this cum guzzling cunt wipe bought $300 worth of two wheels and 32cc of engine that requires no more training to ride than learning on a bicycle.
@deadpen lol I agree scooter riders are definitely not bikers. Shit half the guys I know from MC's don't consider people that ride sport bikes bikers.
They probably cremated him
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