HEAD'S UP! OBLIVIOUS BIKER DAMN NEAR LOSES HIS SPINE

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  • el_yoder (mexicanamish) March 6, 2018

    Motorized Limbo, New Olympic Sport?

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    • deadpen March 6, 2018

      @el_yoder (mexicanamish) Well he done about as good as 30% of the winter Olympians this year.

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  •   luvthick March 6, 2018

    That got his full attention!

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    • prolurkercrazy March 6, 2018

      @luvthick ,

      Naw, that knocked some sense into his thick head for not NOT paying enough attention!

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    • letmefindout March 6, 2018

      @luvthick

      "Keep your eyes on the road and your hands up on the wheel." -Doors-

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  • harly9 March 6, 2018

    Are you required to be retarded to ride a moped?

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    • marshall March 6, 2018

      @harly9

      Yeah, you need a Class "R" License.

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      • redmeadowlegion March 6, 2018

        @marshall

        With the Class "R" license, it's required to wear a tank top, shorts and sandals. This guy is clearly in violation of section B125-R, "No person or persons, should wear any protective gear at any time while operating a class R vehicle. If or when one is wearing protective gear, they shall move to brazil, get right hand chopped off and be penetrated by a guy named frank-n-stein. code B125-R."

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    • curiousone March 6, 2018

      @harly9

      Not a requirement, but it helps.

      Also applies to motorcycles.

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    • letmefindout March 6, 2018

      @harly9

      His flip flops got in the way.

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    • cazaly March 7, 2018

      @harly9 you just have to tell your parents you like man buns and man love.

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  •   GrimmWilder March 6, 2018

    Sounded like a big egg SPLAT!

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  • bigsmokey86 March 6, 2018

    Love it when assholes get theirs.

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  •   ouch March 6, 2018

    No red flag = 1 dead fag!

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  • wild child 69 March 6, 2018

    That’s what that fucking retard gets. I bet he was trying to cut off the guy recording too xD

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  • airsporter March 6, 2018

    There should have been a hankie tied to the end.

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    • turtlesex March 6, 2018

      @airsporter

      Exactamundo

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  • hiwudjablome March 6, 2018

    All that just to get 20 feet ahead of the other guy

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  • cubbage March 6, 2018

    He just wasn't going fast enough!

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  •   lafind March 6, 2018

    Clothes lined by a piece of angle iron, what fun (to watch).

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  •   nybadguy March 6, 2018

    No red flag on that there material hanging out the back of the truck.

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    •   happyjack March 6, 2018

      @nybadguy yep think if a kid would have walked into it at eye level or something

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      •   nybadguy March 6, 2018

        @happyjack I'm a clumsy bastard myself lol

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  • bwooly March 6, 2018

    Heads up? More like heads off.

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  • dry terd March 6, 2018

    He took a pole to the face like a champ!

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  • lippa March 6, 2018

    He’ll need a new helmet for sure

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  •   ketamine<3 March 6, 2018

    Hard enough hit to knock the helmet off? Yeah that fucker probly died.

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  •   picklehiesner March 6, 2018

    I think he broke his freakin neck !

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  • zack sweeney March 6, 2018

    No one likes scooters

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  •   whobe March 6, 2018

    10 for the dismount but shit for the landing.

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  • smellsoffearandhate March 6, 2018

    Well the guy driving dont have to worry about putting a RED flag or cloth indicating theres a pole hanging out his truck because theres plenty RED blood all over that pipe.... I like having red blood all over my pipe. Mmm

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  • smellsoffearandhate March 6, 2018

    The scooter is now in therapy after years of mental and sexual abuse from its owner who clearly got what he deserved by that huge black pipe and not in a good way... But it would be cool to see someone try to stick that pipe in their ass

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  • fuqem March 6, 2018

    TAG... ur it!

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  •   wallawilly March 6, 2018

    Can ya hear me now?

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  •   sarge07 March 6, 2018

    oopppssss

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  • deadpen March 6, 2018

    Don't call this piece of shit a biker. In NO WAY shape or form is this dipshit a fucking biker on his scooter. Bikers are more aware of their surroundings too, this cum guzzling cunt wipe bought $300 worth of two wheels and 32cc of engine that requires no more training to ride than learning on a bicycle.

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    •   ketamine<3 March 7, 2018

      @deadpen lol I agree scooter riders are definitely not bikers. Shit half the guys I know from MC's don't consider people that ride sport bikes bikers.

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  •   pizzapie March 6, 2018

    They probably cremated him

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  • frank n. stein March 7, 2018

    Blunt Force Trauma

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