My 2nd wife could do that with her shrill cry of pterodactyl voice!
Hummmm I may have been married to her sister at one time.
@hiwudjablome I think I married their mom
@sarge07 I think I'm fucking there granny.
@nybadguy lucky bastard
right ,,shes the only one with any money.......
was that a giant exploding dido?
How do you know when you have crossed the finish line?
By the sound of the cannon, duh.
@letmefindout Ha+ Wouldent mind a go at that!
@airsporter they put a brick wall 5 feet after it to let you know, pretty effective.
Those runners were still auditioning for Monty Python.
There is no hope!
@ouch help me Obi Wan Kanobi...
@ouch it's our 2nd amendment right to own a cannon. I have one, it's part of my protection plan against enemy kingdoms. derp
@happyjack I have a 12 pd mountain howitzer
But I bought that bright yellow oildrum from the bloke...
I dont live in the mountains...So whose scared now bahooh!
Dudes mom in #2 is gonna be pissed
Good thing that was a brick house. A wooden one might've buckled.
At least the first guy has the excuse of being blindfolded.
@frank n. stein
Excuse or alibi?
Shit I'd get drunk and shoot off a cannon too if I had one. That's badass.
@ketamine<3 make a trip to Pioneer Village on the weekends, I have friends with the artillery. Tell em I sent ya and they may let you pull the lanyard on a gun
@sarge07 might just do that. The biggest I have is a .50 cal black powder, I'm sure that's a pea shooter compared to a cannon.
@ketamine<3 go to the artillery camp, it's easy to find it's the largest camp there. Ask for Mike van der Matten, or Hunter Quint tell them the idiot in charge of registration at Picacho sent ya. They'll take good care of ya. Who knows you get the reenactment bug. Oh, and Hunter rides as well.
@sarge07 hell yeah!
Anytime Johnny Cash is playing at a gathering, good chance there will be firearms at some point.
@qaz they have firearms in heaven?
I'll buy some of that.
As you say in the U.S.
Now they can go into the building and interview the people who have shards of glass in their face.
Well that probably ruined the hearing of everyone within 200 feet.
I think there were way more than two dumbasses here.
I had a nock gun once. The first time I fired it t blew all the pictures off every wall in the back of the house.
@sarge07 Forgive the ignorance..Whats 'nock' gun?
@airsporter it's a Napoleonic era British 7 barreled .50 cal rifle. When fired all, barrels fire together. originally issued to the Irish Brigades, and British Navy. The sailors refused to use them after being blown off the "crows nests", and the Irish threw them away and took up Enfield musketoons after firing them once. 10 were found in Savanah Georgia in 1861 and issued to the Savanah 1st Dragoons CSA and when they were thrown from the saddle after shooting, they as well threw them away. Trust me, that nock gun will kick worse than a Missouri Red Mule.
@sarge07 Cheers for the background info.
Shall research this a bit further. Ha+
@airsporter neat guns, but very rough on the shooter, LOL
@sarge07 petty negger strikes again, fuckin bitch
Blind folded running.... All we need now is a wall of spikes at the finish line
After all the running they do from child support and fatherhood, a fenced wall stops them?
Dumbfucks more like it
They were all drunk