A NEW GUINNESS RECORD? THE 4 SECOND MMA CAREER

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  • anasbo March 8, 2018

    Didn't even start eating my popcorn

    +14 -0
    • letmefindout March 8, 2018

      @anasbo

      If it wasn't for the title I would have thought that this was Friday Night Fights.

      +0 -3
  • hiwudjablome March 8, 2018

    In his new job he’ll be asking if you want fries with that.

    +1 -0
    • maxm60 March 8, 2018

      @hiwudjablome but it'll sound like "Bloooo path fie dida mat?"

      +9 -0
  • sealex March 8, 2018

    No business in a ring.

    +2 -3
    • letmefindout March 8, 2018

      @sealex

      All that training for all of that embarrassment.

      +2 -0
    • ob1 March 8, 2018

      @sealex looked like he was celebrating as he was unconscious

      +1 -0
  • hellokitty March 8, 2018

    It was so fast I had watch it several times to fully appreciate the beauty of that kick.

    +1 -0
    • letmefindout March 8, 2018

      @hellokitty

      Mr. Miyagi has a new student.

      +1 -1
    • bwooly March 8, 2018

      @hellokitty Yeah. That kick would have taken down the best of them.

      +1 -0
  • airsporter March 8, 2018

    Can i have my money back please?

    +2 -0
  • turtlesex March 8, 2018

    The kid is definitely ambitious.

    Even when knocked out, he's still reaching for the stars!

    +9 -1
  • muzziesarescum March 8, 2018

    Damn GOFF went down fast!!

    +2 -3
    • turtlesex March 8, 2018

      @muzziesarescum

      Quit using goff as a handicap.

      You use him because you have a thin humor bone.

      Let's see what you got.

      Without the goff crutch.

      Actually, I'm trying to help you out.

      (Why? I dunno...)

      Broaden your horizon a bit.

      +3 -5
      •   happyjack March 8, 2018

        @turtlesex looks like we found Goff

        +6 -3
        • turtlesex March 8, 2018

          @happyjack

          I'm not goff. It's already been established. But this guy only uses goff for his jokes. So, I challenged him to try it without the goff crutch.

          Don't get mad with me, jack, if things are not going your way. You wanna start a problem where there is no such problem? That's on you. :)

          +0 -4
          •   happyjack March 8, 2018

            @turtlesex sounds like something Goff would say again. Things going my way. What are you talking about? Again.

            +5 -3
            • turtlesex March 8, 2018

              @happyjack

              I'm referring to your alleged downfall in the leaderboard, idk.

              Goff would say don't use the goff crutch? So, that makes me goff. Good detective work. It's already been established, but you're above facts.

              Interesting.

              +0 -2
              •   happyjack March 8, 2018

                @turtlesex LOL you mean how I was falsely voted to the number one position where I shouldn't have been in the first place? Yeah I'm broken up about it. Now I'm not sure if you're Catboy or Goff, or maybe you're the love child of the two of them.

                +2 -3
                • turtlesex March 9, 2018

                  @happyjack

                  You're not sure?

                  Then stay not sure.

                  Where have you been all this time?

                  You guys hated goff because he was a troll, right?

                  But yet, I remember reading from red meadow that this entire website is made up of trolls.

                  Then I saw Sarge respond, "true, very true", followed by laughter.

                  Well, how much different are you — are any of us —from goff?

                  From that moment on, I realized hypocrisy is a heavy theme here and there are a few that lead the way.

                  And it doesn't include you, sarge & jack, so please...I'm not goff.

                  Contact cs, if you must.

                  If I really give off goff vibes, then I will try to tone down what vibe that may be, but "assholes" alike back off.

                  Contact cs, if you must, to verify.

                  Then back off.

                  +1 -0
          •   sarge07 March 8, 2018

            @turtlesex curious, established by whom?

            +3 -1
          • mancock March 8, 2018

            @turtlesex are you goff?

            +1 -1
    •   happyjack March 8, 2018

      @muzziesarescum he loves going down.

      +3 -2
      •   wallawilly March 8, 2018

        @happyjack

        Be very careful happs. He WILL tattle on you..

        +1 -0
        • turtlesex March 8, 2018

          @wallawilly

          Actually, I won't because he's not a dick about it.

          +0 -1
      •   sarge07 March 8, 2018

        @happyjack remember the infamous "Tick Tock"

        +3 -1
        •   wallawilly March 8, 2018

          @sarge07

          Or even the 1/2 chance I was given.

          In a kind of reversal, its not who you blow, its who you know on CS..

          +1 -0
          •   sarge07 March 8, 2018

            @wallawilly HA! I love all the threats over the intraweb

            +3 -1
  •   ouch March 8, 2018

    Oh No DERPS Down!

    +2 -1
  • ithinkimdumb March 8, 2018

    Which way did he go?

    +1 -0
  • maxm60 March 8, 2018

    Hey! No fair beating up retards!

    +2 -0
  • frank n. stein March 8, 2018

    I hope that wasn't the Main Event!

    +0 -0
  • tuffey March 8, 2018

    Boom, boom, out go the lights!

    +1 -0
  •   ketamine<3 March 8, 2018

    KA-POWWW! Have a nice nap buddy :)

    +0 -0
  • tmenycologist March 8, 2018

    I believe I can fly, I belive I can touch the sky....

    +0 -0
    • maxm60 March 8, 2018

      @tmenycologist or the canvas!

      +1 -0
  • qaz March 8, 2018

    "Thanks for tuning in"? Whose tuning in to the MMA/Bingo event?

    +1 -0
  • keysersoze9515 March 8, 2018

    Well that ended quickly, can I get my money back?

    +1 -0
  • ss99 March 8, 2018

    Oh Myyy Goddddd

    +1 -0
  •   allcaps March 8, 2018

    that was fucking great..a 6th grader against a kinder gardener...look for other shit to post...i know you can.............

    +1 -0
  • fiddledeedee March 8, 2018

    Wha... uhhh... Did anyone get the license number on that truck?

    +0 -0
  • peaks March 8, 2018

    Good Morning, good afternoon...Good Night.

    +0 -0
  • lippa March 8, 2018

    Weak

    +0 -0
  • isma March 8, 2018

    brain damage, can always go for politics, their looking for democrats!!!

    +2 -1
  • fatlarry March 8, 2018

    not pretty but very effective

    +0 -0
  •   picklehiesner March 8, 2018

    He Frankensteined him

    +1 -0
  •   wallawilly March 8, 2018

    Get up Rocko!

    +2 -0
  •   sarge07 March 8, 2018

    damn, lights out. Reminds me of Tyson's first pay per view my uncle paid 80 bucks for and turned his head and missed the KO from Tyson. He still laments that fight.

    +2 -1
    •   wallawilly March 8, 2018

      @sarge07

      I read a report in the early 90s how Tyson's dominance cost the PPV companies tens of millions. It was reported he would get bonuses if he would extend the bouts. Crazy! He was a bad motherfucker, yet with a voice of a sesame street puppet.

      +1 -0
      •   sarge07 March 8, 2018

        @wallawilly yea, the fight was over so quick the customers refused to pay the exorbitant price ( for 80's/90's) for minute and a half event. Tyson had a gift and blew everything, especially after the infamous ear eating incident kinda sad actually. I think Don King ruined him actually, but the blame for Tyson's demise was Tyson himself

        +3 -0
  • insidia March 8, 2018

    ha, arms stretched out as he embraces full on spack mode!

    +0 -0
  •   graveyard March 8, 2018

    He went down faster that a $2 crack whore on Friday night

    +0 -0
  •   nybadguy March 8, 2018

    Pow right in the kisser

    +0 -0
  • logan0645 March 9, 2018

    Which way did he go ?..

    +0 -0
  • candle March 9, 2018

    Did I win?

    +0 -0
  • boooze March 20, 2018

    he will be slurping his dinner through a straw for the next 6 weeks.

    +0 -0
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