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  •   ouch March 12, 2018

    Was that Jay D at the end?

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    • phuket_3ways March 12, 2018

      @ouch Name that movie with the INDIAN.

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    •   happyjack March 12, 2018

      @ouch Sarge making a cameo

      +4 -5
      •   wallawilly March 12, 2018

        @happyjack

        Nah, Big Jeff invested in an electric razor. The weird look is the dildo Jay shoved up his ass..

        +2 -1
      •   sarge07 March 12, 2018

        @happyjack HAHAHAHAHA!! YA MADE ME SPIT MILK OUT MY NOSE!! fukker, now you made me change my keyboard +5

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      •   luvthick March 12, 2018

        @happyjack

        Yup!+

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  • airsporter March 12, 2018

    Looks like he took on board the British Airways pre flight emergency procedures advice.

    Just at the wrong time.

    +3 -1
    • letmefindout March 12, 2018

      @airsporter

      Smokey the Bear is up in arms. Only you can prevent forest fires.

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  •   GrimmWilder March 12, 2018

    I would have to kill myself if i were that stupid!

    +7 -3
    • rouge_et_blanc March 12, 2018

      @GrimmWilder if you were that stupid would you even know? I mean he thinks he's great and impresses the women and doesn't realise what an idiot he is. Oh look I set my ass and the apartment on fire. Doh!

      +4 -0
      • letmefindout March 12, 2018

        @rouge_et_blanc

        The real question is did the fire insurance investigator get this video?

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    •   happyjack March 12, 2018

      @GrimmWilder gonna miss you

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      •   wallawilly March 12, 2018

        @happyjack

        I really believe you.

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      •   GrimmWilder March 12, 2018

        I'll have to find me a nigger to play footsie with in the afterlife,.,.,.,.,.

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        •   wallawilly March 12, 2018

          @GrimmWilder

          Dammit boy!!! Where you planning on going?

          Valhalla or ValHarlem?

          +5 -0
          •   sarge07 March 12, 2018

            @wallawilly "Happy hunting grounds"? uuggg Hollyweird

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  •   toreal March 12, 2018

    FWP!!!

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    •   working4theweekend March 12, 2018

      @toreal That was you at the end of the video. Admit it

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    • halfthang March 12, 2018

      @toreal only white folks do shit like this.

      +4 -1
    •   sarge07 March 12, 2018

      @toreal NO NO NO!! didn't you see the "injun" at the end? Stupid Fuckin Whiteman

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  • rubber March 12, 2018

    I hope this burnt his whole house... Maybe he'll learn.

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    • arg March 12, 2018

      @rubber Are you kidding, anyone that dumb is not going to learn

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    •   sarge07 March 12, 2018

      @rubber our future generation never ceases to disappoint

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  • pewpewpowa March 12, 2018

    I feel a little better about myself now xP

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  • bobadfett March 12, 2018

    What was this dumbass thinking? Yes he's in a surfing safari right to the flaming pits hell itself and managed to set his house on fire

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    •   sarge07 March 12, 2018

      @bobadfett he tried to cross the river Styx with paying the ferryman

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      • bobadfett March 13, 2018

        @sarge07 I believe it

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  • sexmaster March 12, 2018

    Any person that stupid needs to be burned alive.

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    •   ketamine<3 March 12, 2018

      @sexmaster as these words were spoken from the high heavens of crazy shit, it came to be.

      But seriously he probly did take on a few good burns there.

      +4 -0
  • ithinkimdumb March 12, 2018

    It's not funny mom!

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  • ugandanwarrior March 12, 2018

    An 'A' for effort! But an 'F' for "Fire"...

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  •   oldrooster March 12, 2018

    Back in the day Roman soldiers would take pigs to enemy camps while they were sleeping. These pigs would be covered with tar, set ablaze effectively turning them into screaming incendiary bombs as they bounced from tent to tent.

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    • supfishing757 March 12, 2018

      @oldrooster

      Is that how they came up with bacon in the morning?

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      • bwooly March 12, 2018

        @supfishing757 I love the smell of bacon in the morning!

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      •   oldrooster March 13, 2018

        @supfishing757 Yeah its like complimentary breakfast in bed.

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  • hiwudjablome March 12, 2018

    Injun at the end said it all

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  •   ketamine<3 March 12, 2018

    The fucked up part is brave men and women of the fire departments have to run in and help these retards out putting their lives at risk. Dumb fucks.

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    • bigsmokey86 March 12, 2018

      @ketamine<3 The really fucked up part is in sure these dumb fucks are high school teens that just burned their parents house down. If it was my kid he would be beat until his eyes were so swollen they wouldn't open for a week.

      +7 -1
      •   ketamine<3 March 12, 2018

        @bigsmokey86 im not sure I'd Beat my child that bad but it wouldn't be pretty and certainly wouldn't be a one time thing and lesson learned. They'd be in trouble for a very long time. But I would give them an ol school beating like I always got from my momma.

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      • halfthang March 12, 2018

        @bigsmokey86 if if it was my kids I'll drop them off at the same hospital they were born at.

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        •   wallawilly March 12, 2018

          @halfthang

          No reason to beat kids anymore!! Just take away all access to the net. Works better than any beating.

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          • halfthang March 12, 2018

            @wallawilly true take the internet away and bring them down to their knees begging for forgiveness

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          • supfishing757 March 12, 2018

            @wallawilly

            Sometimes they need an old fashion ass whoopin

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            •   ketamine<3 March 12, 2018

              @supfishing757 true that.

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              •   wallawilly March 12, 2018

                @ketamine<3

                Totally agree. Just dont let anyone see and watch your kids, they're calling lawyers at 7 years old!

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          •   sarge07 March 12, 2018

            @wallawilly they'd be unable to function.

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      •   sarge07 March 12, 2018

        @bigsmokey86 probably sophomores in college home for the weekend to have mommy do their stinkin laundry.

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  • xenomorph March 12, 2018

    Behold the wonder that is natural selection.

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  • lafind March 12, 2018

    Well at least it ended well, for us.

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    • muzziesarescum March 12, 2018

      @lafind well we didn't get to watch them burn, so did it really end well for us?

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      •   ketamine<3 March 12, 2018

        @muzziesarescum I'd rather not watch young children burn alive so for me, yes it did.

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        •   sarge07 March 12, 2018

          @ketamine<3 not young children, fuckin stupid teens and young adults probably their second year in college

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          •   ketamine<3 March 12, 2018

            @sarge07 your probly right, when I commented I had only watched the video once and they looked young to me.

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      • marshall March 12, 2018

        @muzziesarescum

        Set up a tripod and have a live broadcast of your heiney roasting a bit.

        You'd go down as one of those unbreakable & cornless shitters that sacrificed for other future inspired shitloads.

        Immortalized in the halls of CS with your own plaque on the wall.

        I'm sure it would be spit-shined by Ouch himself.

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        •   wallawilly March 12, 2018

          @marshall

          What was your last username?

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          •   wallawilly March 12, 2018

            @wallawilly

            He might answer you after playing 18 holes of Goff.

            Or, he could be battling his Goff(er) problem in his back yard.

            And its possible he's in Goff(am) city looking for Batman.

            Hmmmmm.

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        • muzziesarescum March 12, 2018

          @marshall if I was as dumb as the kids in the clip I'd gladly burn but I probably wouldn't realize how fucking stupid I was. I mean idk how well does it work out for you Marshall?

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  • arg March 12, 2018

    A lobotomized warthog has more intelligence

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  • muzziesarescum March 12, 2018

    Well his shirt explains it all!!

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  • bigblackhead March 12, 2018

    wow he's a kool kat

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  •   nybadguy March 12, 2018

    Flaming faggot

    +4 -0
  • bwooly March 12, 2018

    Hey! Look what I can do!

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  • elmjr March 12, 2018

    A condom would have prevented this fire!

    +5 -1
    • halfthang March 12, 2018

      @elmjr his mom should've swallowed. Right?

      +4 -1
    • supfishing757 March 12, 2018

      @elmjr

      Or a wire hanger

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  • fearandloathing March 12, 2018

    The firemen won't believe his story without the video. I have seen the video and still don't believe it.

    +3 -1
  • fiddledeedee March 12, 2018

    Today, boys and girls, is brought to you by the letter "F." Do you know what words start with "F"?

    FIRE. Very good! That's right. The wall was on fucking FIRE.

    FUCKTARD. Yes, another word! Only a FUCKTARD would sit in burning alcohol and careen down a flight of steps.

    FAIL. Excellent word, class. His attempt at a stunt was a total FAIL.

    FRIED. Oh, I see you have put your thinking caps on for this one! His skin was fried, as are what's left of his brain cells.

    FUNERAL. Extra credit! This hapless burn-out won't live long doing stupid shit like this!

    The stupid naturally weed themselves out, it's better for all of us, isn't it?

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    • stabbert March 12, 2018

      @fiddledeedee you forgot Felony......

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      • frank n. stein March 14, 2018

        @stabbert

        Isn't Felony your daughters name?

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    •   sarge07 March 12, 2018

      @fiddledeedee thank you MR. Rodgers

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  • curiousone March 12, 2018

    Is that what happened to Goff?

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    • halfthang March 12, 2018

      @curiousone it would be funny as fuck if we find out Goff committed suicide and all of us crazyshitters are being charged for cyber bullying.

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      •   sarge07 March 12, 2018

        @halfthang I disagree, no one's death is funny to me

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      • bigsmokey86 March 12, 2018

        @halfthang Actually that would be kinda fucked up.

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  • fatlarry March 12, 2018

    this is exactly why I sold all of my rental properties

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  • ss99 March 12, 2018

    OK....... Nice !!!!

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  •   sarge07 March 12, 2018

    Our future generation never ceases to disappoint

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  •   truckingman March 12, 2018

    The ending clip is the approperite explanation for the content of the video.

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  • drewstl March 12, 2018

    White people, Always win that AWARD

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  • blowback51 March 13, 2018

    Alchohol abuser

    +1 -0
  • meatstick March 13, 2018

    It’s fireball not vodka silly

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  •   burfurger March 13, 2018

    Well... at least he already has a flame to light the crosses he puts in the front yards of the people who haven't let him say "Merry Christmas" in such a long time.

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  • whohurtyou? March 13, 2018

    Sounds bout white

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  • wtf2017 March 13, 2018

    lol couldn't say It better myself Thunder Cloud .

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  • nigger killer March 14, 2018

    and yet murder is illegal

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  • frank n. stein March 14, 2018

    FIRE. In the house. He jumped into it. Beyond stupid!

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  • disturbedpup March 14, 2018

    Wow. Just wow.

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  • potatoprints March 16, 2018

    C'mon Baby Light My...House On Fire!

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  • enpap-x March 27, 2018

    i love natural selection

    +0 -0
  • rugga May 18, 2018

    White people

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