THE DREAM IS REAL

crazyshit User Avatar
crazyshit
131,501 Views 2 months ago
  •   burfurger March 13, 2018

    DAMMIT! I knew I should have held on to my ColecoVision console!

    +5 -0
    • mehofjack March 14, 2018

      @burfurger who im the gell hated this video ha

      +0 -0
  •   ouch March 13, 2018

    Thank Fuck I'm to old to enjoy this shit

    +16 -1
    • stinky pete March 13, 2018

      @ouch hahaha. More noble words have never been spoken.

      +4 -0
      • joedumber March 13, 2018

        how does the middle eastern version go?

        +0 -0
        •   wombatbytes March 13, 2018

          @joedumber :

          Paint the goat's face.

          Paint the goat's face.

          ...

          +4 -0
    •   GrimmWilder March 13, 2018

      @ouch

      I don't know Ouch,..that little jig at the end was pretty snappy!

      +7 -0
      •   ouch March 14, 2018

        @GrimmWilder

        I didn't get that far dude

        +1 -1
    • rouge_et_blanc March 13, 2018

      @ouch Me 2

      +1 -0
    • airsporter March 13, 2018

      @ouch Yep ! - cant beat a cup of tea and a digestive biscuit.

      +0 -0
  • drewstl March 13, 2018

    Where the Fuck Button?

    +8 -0
    •   burfurger March 13, 2018

      @drewstl

      left, right, up, up, down, left, left. Playstation.

      +3 -0
    • stinky pete March 13, 2018

      @drewstl

      Good one.

      +2 -0
    • rouge_et_blanc March 13, 2018

      @drewstl or the better acting button

      +2 -0
    •   wombatbytes March 13, 2018

      @drewstl : Somehow he's still a virgin.

      +2 -0
  • 72jayd March 13, 2018

    How many coats of paint will that bitch take before the day ends?

    +3 -0
  • zooboy March 13, 2018

    Just wanted. To be the 6th. Comment

    +1 -0
    • rouge_et_blanc March 13, 2018

      @zooboy wooeee whoopie congrats applause praise ....happy now? You know about the sixth?

      The "sixth sheiks sixth sheep's sick".

      +1 -0
  • idgaf March 13, 2018

    She’s short and ugly anyway. Moving on for now.

    +1 -1
    • maxm60 March 14, 2018

      @idgaf in that case you get one of those horse heads for her to wear. there was a video the other day showing something like that

      +0 -0
    • frank n. stein March 14, 2018

      @idgaf

      She is NOT ugly! Only on the INSIDE.

      +0 -0
  • airsporter March 13, 2018

    Is it just me?

    While he was wanking about some interior decorator must have come round - painted the blue walls red and hung an even shittier picture.

    +2 -1
    •   burfurger March 13, 2018

      @airsporter

      There were walls and a picture? I may have to watch it again. and again. and again. and again.

      +0 -1
      • idgaf March 13, 2018

        @burfurger Do you need more tissues?

        +1 -0
        •   burfurger March 13, 2018

          @idgaf

          Nah. I'll just use the guest towels. You know. The ones that my wife's hot, bitchy, annoying, uppity friend uses when she comes over.

          +0 -1
  • airsporter March 13, 2018

    And I dont believe thats a genuine giraffe skin rug either being bitchy.

    +1 -1
    •   GrimmWilder March 13, 2018

      @airsporter +++

      NOTHING worse than a FAKE giraffe skin rug,..Oh my Brethren!

      +2 -0
      • airsporter March 13, 2018

        @GrimmWilder So very common.

        +2 -1
  •   fistermister March 13, 2018

    Fuck this sluts ass, fuck this sluts ass, bonus points right in the eye...

    +2 -0
  • sexmaster March 13, 2018

    A dream girl should have big tits.

    +3 -0
  • marshall March 13, 2018

    Too bad it only works on bitches that slur.

    +2 -0
  • ob1 March 13, 2018

    She needed a ball gagging

    +1 -0
  •   graveyard March 13, 2018

    Come on guys, that was only the first level. Level 12 is a bitch!

    +2 -0
  • arg March 13, 2018

    I was bad enough at streetfighter 2, i don't know if this is an improvement

    +2 -0
  • iwantagoodhj247 March 13, 2018

    Gamers are fucking weirdos.

    +1 -1
    •   sarge07 March 13, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 see my comment below

      +3 -0
  • underpants March 13, 2018

    Like.... that was stupid

    +2 -0
  • bwooly March 13, 2018

    I went into settings on my Xbox but I still can't figure out how to connect my controller to a slut!

    +1 -0
    •   wombatbytes March 13, 2018

      @bwooly : Shove a bluetooth transceiver up her arse.

      Enter 0000 to sync.

      Start playing with her and yourself!

      +1 -0
  • renbo956 March 13, 2018

    An American Gamers Dream

    +1 -0
    •   sarge07 March 13, 2018

      @renbo956 EVERY nerd gamer's dream, no offence Ketamine

      +4 -0
      •   ketamine<3 March 13, 2018

        @sarge07 none taken, I'd love that to happen. I would never unpause her though this kids a dumbass.

        +1 -0
  • fuckitman March 13, 2018

    Is it too much to ask that the acting is just 20% better? I mean I understand it's a porno but goddamn... I just realized that explains why my fast forward button on my blue ray is worn out.

    +0 -0
    •   sarge07 March 13, 2018

      @fuckitman simple, because porn is more interesting set on "rabbit" speed

      +4 -0
      • fuckitman March 13, 2018

        @sarge07

        True but every once in a while I like to have a plot to build up to the scene. You know... Husband goes to work, wife's alone getting ready for a yoga class, a group of guys break down outside her house; can we use your phone, sure, but my husband is at work and gives me no dick, etc... Gang bang ensues. Husband "forgot" his briefcase and comes home to find his wife's pussy being dicked down by 4 dudes and joins in... That's a plot. I put this chick in this video in the same category as that retarded asian chick video from yesterday...

        +1 -1
  • rouge_et_blanc March 13, 2018

    He looks a little like a young Bill Gates

    +1 -0
    •   sarge07 March 13, 2018

      @rouge_et_blanc Bill wasn't so lucky

      +3 -0
  • dry terd March 13, 2018

    Is this the new Playboy Wii?

    +1 -0
  • fiddledeedee March 13, 2018

    You've learned your place as I shellac your slut face.

    You're rather a bland bitch, now go make me a sandwich.

    +1 -0
  • chained cat March 13, 2018

    Fuck me it's tiny tears in the flesh

    +1 -0
  •   sarge07 March 13, 2018

    NEEEERRRRRDDDDDSSSSSS!!!

    +6 -0
  •   nybadguy March 13, 2018

    I just turned my xbox on and called the wife upstairs.

    +3 -0
  • kariina March 13, 2018

    damn nicee http://xfun.cc/teens

    +0 -0
  • biggieboy89 March 13, 2018

    What no source?

    +0 -0
  • peaks March 13, 2018

    Paint?

    More like a white-wash.

    +1 -0
  •   picklehiesner March 13, 2018

    Call of booty

    +3 -0
  • spider-man March 13, 2018

    Riverdance

    +0 -1
  • fatlarry March 13, 2018

    I call fake there aint no oriental chicks named Kyle

    +1 -0
    • frank n. stein March 14, 2018

      @fatlarry Kylie

      Asian refers to people, oriental refers to objects.......oh, Nevermind!

      +0 -0
  •   freddykrueger March 13, 2018

    ...that was his sister!

    +1 -0
  • carolinaguy March 13, 2018

    She found a joystick to play with too

    +0 -0
  • reversefart March 13, 2018

    Slut-tendo, now you are playing with incest

    +0 -0
  • xenomorph March 14, 2018

    Wow look at the graphics!

    +0 -0
  • nutball981 March 14, 2018

    was that last girl a shemale?

    +1 -0
  • frank n. stein March 14, 2018

    Oscar Nominee. For your consideration.

    +0 -0
  • candle March 14, 2018

    Dammt! I knew I shoulda got the PS4 Vr instead of an Oculus Rift!!!

    +0 -0
  •   acairman March 14, 2018

    Reload!!

    +0 -0
  • gabryl March 15, 2018

    http://milfzr.com/kiley-jay-remote-controlled-brother/

    +0 -0
Live Cams
 
Home Videos Pictures Categories User Uploads Forums Submit Login Register