DUMBASS OF THE DAY TRIES TO HANG HIMSELF WITH... WHAT?

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  •   burfurger March 14, 2018

    Hang in there bro.... if at first you don't succeed... maybe you should quit.

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    • letmefindout March 14, 2018

      @burfurger

      Just a hunch, but I'm guessing he is equally inept at ass wiping also.

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      •   burfurger March 14, 2018

        @letmefindout LOL!

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      • cazaly March 14, 2018

        @letmefindout I think that what he was trying, fucked if I know.. Lol

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      • curiousone March 14, 2018

        @letmefindout

        He probably uses a rope for ass wiping.

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        • letmefindout March 14, 2018

          @curiousone

          Was it really suicide or was he just trying to replace the toilet paper roll?

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        •   wombatbytes March 14, 2018

          @curiousone : An offcut of rope was used for arse wiping on the sailing ships of old.

          Maybe they used dunny paper for rigging???

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    •   wallawilly March 14, 2018

      @burfurger

      I think he's trying to quit and obviously too dumb to figure it out.

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  •   ouch March 14, 2018

    I think I work with your fucking relatives!

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  •   GrimmWilder March 14, 2018

    ♫George,george,.....George of the Jungle♫

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    • marshall March 14, 2018

      That was just his plan all along to break the glass in order to slit his throat.

      You would have done it a different way?

      Well, that's weird.

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    •   lafind March 14, 2018

      @GrimmWilder I didn't see a tree!

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  • digurgutsout March 14, 2018

    The glass should have cut his ass

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    • 72jayd March 14, 2018

      @digurgutsout He can use it to slice his throat, but he’ll probably screw that up.

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      • maxm60 March 15, 2018

        @72jayd by trying to wipe his ass with it?

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  •   burfurger March 14, 2018

    Should have used the 2-ply stuff.

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    • airsporter March 14, 2018

      @burfurger Ha+

      With Aloe vera to reduce the chafing.

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    •   ketamine<3 March 14, 2018

      @burfurger he stole it from work, you know those cheap bastards never buy the good stuff.

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      •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

        @ketamine<3 just pressed crepe paper

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        •   wombatbytes March 14, 2018

          @sarge07 : I thought it was 400 grit sandpaper. It has the same effect.

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          •   sarge07 March 15, 2018

            @wombatbytes John Wayne brand toilet paper, it's

            rough & tough and don't take no shit off anyone

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  • ithinkimdumb March 14, 2018

    Must of been the cheap shit

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    • elmjr March 14, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb John Wayne paper, rough and rough and takes shit off no one!

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      • maxm60 March 15, 2018

        @elmjr Ya got that right pilgrim

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  • letmefindout March 14, 2018

    I've heard of a Brazilian neck tie but never saw a Polish neck tie.

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    •   burfurger March 14, 2018

      @letmefindout

      Ooo...low blow...too soon...too soon. :-)

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      • letmefindout March 14, 2018

        @burfurger

        All apologies.

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      •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

        @burfurger nothing around here is ever "too soon"

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  • qaz March 14, 2018

    Pretty elaborate method to remove that glass shower wall. Must be a specialist.

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    •   burfurger March 14, 2018

      @qaz Ha ha ! Actually made me laugh out loud! Nicely done!

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  • xenomorph March 14, 2018

    Your membership application to the "swingers club" has been rejected.

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    • supfishing757 March 14, 2018

      @xenomorph

      You can say that again!

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  • xenomorph March 14, 2018

    This comment has been deleted

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    • supfishing757 March 14, 2018

      @xenomorph

      I wasn't being literal.

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      • xenomorph March 15, 2018

        @supfishing757 lol posted it came back and it was gone so I put it up again....double post fuck me....into the naughty corner I go.

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  • cubbage March 14, 2018

    Does this mean he wipes his ass with rope?

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  • airsporter March 14, 2018

    Somebody please explain to him the difference between Hara Kiri and Origami!

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  • arg March 14, 2018

    Maybe he's going to wipe his ass with rope next

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  •   lafind March 14, 2018

    Somebody get this fuck stick a rope. He needs to succeed at something in life.

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  • frank n. stein March 14, 2018

    Good thing he's HOT, b'coz he's also STUPID!!

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    • maxm60 March 15, 2018

      @frank n. stein You like the dumb ones huh?

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  • sniperfox March 14, 2018

    What a twat

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  • dry terd March 14, 2018

    That prolly hurt his man-giner

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  • bwooly March 14, 2018

    100 +'s for Sean Connery

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  •   ketamine<3 March 14, 2018

    When you need to get rid of a term, even if that turd is yourself, toilet paper is the way to go.. well, maybe not.

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  • lippa March 14, 2018

    Charman would’ve done the job

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  •   sarge07 March 14, 2018

    I agree Sir Sean

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  • studd3rz March 14, 2018

    This is a joke like some Facebook meme shit I seen a girl do the exact same

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  • airgas1998 March 14, 2018

    well yeah..it's not charmin after all.

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  •   nybadguy March 14, 2018

    I need Tp for my bung hole

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    •   wallawilly March 14, 2018

      @nybadguy

      Might you be the Great Cornholio?

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      •   nybadguy March 14, 2018

        @wallawilly yeah man HAHA +. Tp for my pee pee.

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  • peaks March 14, 2018

    Wait one fucking moment! REALLY?!?!!

    Yet another Liberal.

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  • bedpaneddie March 14, 2018

    What a shithead...

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  • fearandloathing March 14, 2018

    I bet he wipes his ass with rope!

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  •   oldrooster March 14, 2018

    Looks like someone failed at life and death.

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  • deadpen March 14, 2018

    Well he is clearly homosexual, but at least he has some glass to slit his wrist.

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  • groovy March 14, 2018

    some new tipod challenge trend ... !? or just a retard ?

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  • rileydevil March 14, 2018

    What ?

    Was he just practicing ?

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  • lifecoach March 14, 2018

    Choke the shit out of him...

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  •   grhman March 15, 2018

    At least he had toilet paper because he shit him self over that

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  • madpaddy March 17, 2018

    Stupid cunt. Ha ha

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  • lo writtens March 19, 2018

    He need that tissue because I'm quite sure he shitted himself

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