The bubba teeth would have been better.
Once upon a FUCK YOU FREAKS!
Nothing like a good old fashioned Mommy and Uncle home video to start things off.
I wish I could pee when I have a boner. Would make mornings a lot easier.
@lgr94 : How did you survive teenagehood?
The morning hardon shower piss is the only reason I never blew out my bladder.
@wombatbytes The only reason you took a shower?
@lafind : Easier to explain than pissing up the walls in any other room.
@wombatbytes I just sat down and shoehorned my morning wood under the toilet seat. Suffered the occasional urine bidet but it worked for me.
@harly9 : Yep - that too.
@lgr94 who says boner? are you 12, and I think that you think your cock is only used for pissing out of
@mancock Who calls themself
MANCOCK? Are you gay and think you cock is only to be used on men??
@mancock first off, take off your black lipstick you faggot. Not my fault you can't even see your boner you fat fuck
You can just feel the undying love and respect these two have for each other.
@burfurger he's got a novel way of removing her fake eyelashes
If you never peed on a lil bitch after fuckin her you a lame!!
Is that an R. Kelley quote?
@letmefindout Harvey Weinstein, from his new book, The Casting Couch.
@cazaly I thought that was Kanye Kartrashian quote?
Well, I'm "a lame" I reckon.
@wallawilly me too I guess, LOL
@digurgutsout Nah. Just Caucasian.
that`s a shame what they did to that poor feminist
It's what they all want anyway.
I don't know what it is, but it's always a dude with a gut.
@marshall beat me to it. I was going to say, you know the world is coming to an end when a guy that fat gets to throat fuck and piss on a girl that hot.
It's over Johnny.
lt's over, Johnny. lt's over!
Nothing is over! Nothing! You can't just switch it off!
lt wasn't my war. You asked me, l didn't ask you!
l did everything to win, but someone didn't let us win.
And at home at the airport those maggots were protesting...
(They drew FIRST BLOOD, not me!)
Love is in the air
@rezinkillz and piss and cum and spit and blood and tears
@ouch Sounds like my underwear!
@lafind change them crusty draws already!!
@ouch you sure that’s not a Johnny Cash song?
@graveyard more like a mikey jaskcon song
Ahhhh, the fake eyelashes, comical lips... It's working for me. Lol..
@cazaly : Butt plug - check.
Running mascara - check.
Pissing - yuck.
2 out of 3 ain't bad...
@wombatbytes 2 out 3 ain't bad, meatloaf anyone?
Meatloaf is awesome! Goto a butcher and have 2-1pound ribeyes ground up. Delicious.
They make decorative butt plugs.
A butt plug — something that keeps your ass from leaking because your sphincter has lost the ability to cinch off the flow of your own shit.
Just make them look as ugly as the job they're made to do.
Be real, butt plug makers of the world.
@marshall I think it was a baby Dalek!
@airsporter EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!
Awww, the poor buggah.
What's it doing up her ass?
@marshall made a wrong turn at Albaquirky
Piss...natures make up remover
I sure Hope that Sex Tape make $$$,SMH
She was able to afford bubble gum after the shoot.
It would've been better to pee in her ass and have her squirt it out.
They don't think these things through!
@cubbage : another fantasy yet to be fulfilled!
Am I the only dude that doesn't find eyelash extensions attractive?
@stinkburger not at all, reminds me of heifers with those 2 inch fake eyelashes
His gut was bigger than mine. So was his dick, so. Oh never mind...
I hope she has insurance. Fixing a prolapse aint cheap.
@oldrooster it made you file bankruptcy did it?
Did she tell him who framed Roger Rabbit?
Meh yawn another girl with daddy issues and low self esteem
That was great ,,she was BLO-IN ,,crying, make up all fucked up,vid of the week and its only Wednesday...
It doesn’t count as deep throating if he only has 4 inches.
To each his/her own.
She started out hot, but then went downhill fast.
She looked pissed off
They cut out the part where he was wooing her with romantic poetry...
To see a world in a grain of sand,
And heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
And eternity in an hour.
To make you choke upon my cock,
and know you're under my power
I'll piss on you like a broken crock
Now beat it slut, you need a shower.
He has mommy issues!
plotless cheap porn is better than this shit
Best part was when she gagged and almost puked.
Jesus man. Who wants their slut smelling like a fucking locker room toilet? At least Ouch offers licorice. Even the black nasty kind
@wallawilly voice of experience? LOL
More like 100% fuckmeat
ahhh the good old days
Well with a little wang like that I'd be disrespectful too.
50/50 is a good ratio BUT I say he paid for this one.
Not exactly wife material !!
I knew them eyelashes were fake!
The other girl cleaned a toilet with her face. This girl is a toilet...
Dollar store lashs fail
that belly though
It's crazy what chick do for money.
That’s a normal Tuesday at my house
Dat girl loks like my momma. Now miz pants getin titer. Mmmm
It would be so much hotter if it was a girl doing this to guy
Boring. Ever put a power washer in the bum?
My kind of relationship
Reminds me of the ventures of me an my 1st boyfriend...