@burfurger Ctenizidae is a family of medium-sized mygalomorph spiders that construct burrows with a cork-like trapdoor made of soil, vegetation and silk. They may be called trapdoor spiders, as are similar species, such as those of the families Liphistiidae, Barychelidae, Cyrtaucheniidae and some species in Idiopidae and Nemesiidae. Some Conothele species do not build a burrow, but construct a silken tube with trapdoor in bark crevices.There are about 120 species of Ctenizidae.
I bet you were born in the foul smelling sewers of Paris to a dirty wench, but ironically, you make a living as a highly qualified perfumer... one of the highest paid today.
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They beat him so bad,,, the letters on his t-shirt got knocked backwards
@hiwudjablome
I don't think they make a tampon for that.
@hiwudjablome
He seems really open minded
Nice. He has a sunroof.
That's the last time I go to Bob's Barber Shop for the old-time feel, free bottle of pop and the discounted price.
@marshall
When he asked him to take a ;little off the top...
Rub some alcohol on it... You don't want to get infected by the razor.
That's why you need to wear your helmet you fucking retard! I'm just kidding He's probly in shock, he'll be fine.
@ketamine<3 Well......at least he has a new place to hide his wallet. No one will ever think to look under there.
@bigsmokey86 right, no one looks under the rug
In this kind of situation that guy needs to relax, keep calm and above all keep his head together!
Now let me give you a piece of my mind.
That's one he'll of a head ache
Rudolph the Red-Head Boozer....... Damn, this site got me! I'm getting cold as fuck!
@luvthick
"You're as cold as ice "
"Someday you'll pay the price, I know"
@luvthick welcome to the dark side
I keep waiting for one of those Trapdoor spiders to pop out and nab something.
@burfurger Ctenizidae is a family of medium-sized mygalomorph spiders that construct burrows with a cork-like trapdoor made of soil, vegetation and silk. They may be called trapdoor spiders, as are similar species, such as those of the families Liphistiidae, Barychelidae, Cyrtaucheniidae and some species in Idiopidae and Nemesiidae. Some Conothele species do not build a burrow, but construct a silken tube with trapdoor in bark crevices.There are about 120 species of Ctenizidae.
@bigsmokey86 Who says you can't learn things here! Thanks. Are you an emptom.. uh..entomil....emptomolig.... empomologi.... ah fuck it.. a bug geek?
@burfurger I can't say the word either. Just call me a Spiderfinderer.
@bigsmokey86
No one cares, Mr. Monkey! We didn't take this class to LEARN anything.
When tomahawk chops go wrong you get scalped. But that makes a nice wind flap
Yes but hows the moped?
Heeeey bad toupee day ????
Looks to me like someone blew the lid off.
@qprime
I bet you were born in the foul smelling sewers of Paris to a dirty wench, but ironically, you make a living as a highly qualified perfumer... one of the highest paid today.
You can see his brain saying "Let me outta here..!!"
@xxxmass
Where's sphincterpiston?
Someone wasn't happy about his ticket scalping
Hannibal, we got one opened for you bro!
Time to invest in a nice hat.
The ultimate comb over
I dint see no Injuns
@rouge_et_blanc we hide good
@sarge07
Not good 'nuff... Aieeyahh!! Whack!!
I scalp you big time! Buy back scalp?
$5 dollah & thick rug... and bag of albino rat jerky.
Deal or no deal, Washington Redskin?
Musta talked smack to the wrong cat... He got his wig split and peeled the fuck back..
I've said it before, when done properly, human skin peels back as easily as chicken skin... think about that...
@iwantagoodhj247
Umm.. remind me to keep my distance from iwantagoodhj247 for knowing that out loud.
@burfurger what? Am I the only one who mentioned that here? Oops...
@iwantagoodhj247
"It puts the lotion in the basket."
Anybody see which way that Indian went?
@lafind Back to Chief Squatting Bears teepee.
Damn Sarge I though you guys stopped doing that shit. Y'all trying bring it back?
@happyjack Your vehement anti Native American racism is showing Happy. Shame on you!
@bigsmokey86 lol I knew Sarge would be cool with it :-)
@happyjack hell why not? LOL
@happyjack shhh, we never stopem, the scalpum
@sarge07 hey gotta do what you gotta do :-)
Duck tape & superglue, he'll be fine
Popped his mellon damn peals comming off
I TOLD YOU!!
Just a little off the top MOTHER FUCKER!
Dibs on the Calvin Klein t-shirt if he doesn’t make it through. I think he has a great chance tho. But I really want the shirt...
No, don't help get him to a hospital, just stand there and film him! Priorities.
Just a flesh wound.
ahhhh your cap fell off
No need to flip your lid bruh.
Nigger get the fuck up, you born without a brain?
that's what happen when you wear the helmet on your hand
He’s the inventor of the Meaty Mohawk.