THERE'S A TIME AND PLACE TO MASTURBATE: THIS ISN'T ONE OF THEM

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  • lordofthapen15 March 22, 2018

    Ya

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  • rooshavik balenski March 22, 2018

    EW, THIS BITCH TRYING TO CATCH A CASE

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  • ketamine<3 March 22, 2018

    Whores gotta pay hospital bills too! Just cause your sick doesn't mean you get to skip out on chatterbate.

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    • letmefindout March 22, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      Now we know where all of the jello went.

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  • burfurger March 22, 2018

    She just save $200 on the lube the Dr./hospital would have charged her for the examination.

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    • letmefindout March 22, 2018

      @burfurger

      One last time before the add-a-dick surgery.

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  •   goodster March 22, 2018

    Hell,,, i woulda helped her if had just asked.

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    • burfurger March 22, 2018

      @goodster

      You don't take her temperature vaginally sir. :-)

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      •   goodster March 22, 2018

        @burfurger I would and tell her it's OK,, besides,,, I play a doctor on the PG!

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      • kojaksbozak March 23, 2018

        @burfurger i love to fuck when a bitch has a tempature.... My wife once had 104. Something and that mofo was just steamin hot !!

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        • kojaksbozak March 23, 2018

          @kojaksbozak she was hatin life ,and i was lovin life.... The irony....

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  • darksider803 March 22, 2018

    Sick or not when you gotta itch __ you gotta scratch.

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    • redmeadowlegion March 22, 2018

      @darksider803

      Fuck I itch all the time, and there Is a time and a place. And one of them is not at a parent/teacher conference. I learned the hard way.

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      • darksider803 March 22, 2018

        @redmeadowlegion Must not have known the janitor all that well otherwise there would not have ben A problem.

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        • redmeadowlegion March 23, 2018

          @darksider803

          yeah, janitors get all the pussy.

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  •   wallawilly March 22, 2018

    Smells bad, huh lips?

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    •   sarge07 March 22, 2018

      @wallawilly cut those curtains off and make a ape for the lil Turk in he last vid

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      •   sarge07 March 22, 2018

        @sarge07 a cape dammit, a cape

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  • qaz March 22, 2018

    Someone obviously said we gotta get that heart rate up

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  • peaks March 22, 2018

    With that title, I thought she'd

    be a kindergarten teacher who'd thought her students were out to recess.

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  • letmefindout March 22, 2018

    That's one way to get rid of those pre-surgery jitters.

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  • magicdust March 22, 2018

    Doctor comes in:

    "Have you seen the thermometer I left here?"

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  • bobadfett March 22, 2018

    Just imagine the poor nurse who has to remove the reader from her finger and most don't wear gloves when taking off certain things

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  • frank n. stein March 22, 2018

    You. NASTY. Ho!

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  •   stenchfart March 22, 2018

    roastbeef pussy

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    •   happyjack March 22, 2018

      @stenchfart to say the least. It looks like she has the pussy of a 58 year old Guatemalan woman.

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  • turtlesex March 22, 2018

    Switch hands or take the pulse monitor off. Come on, wench!

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  •   luvthick March 22, 2018

    I just sprayed my phone with Lysol.

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    • txdo_msk March 22, 2018

      @luvthick clean your ears on occasion...

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      •   luvthick March 22, 2018

        @txdo_msk

        To minimize the radiation from the phone, I use the speaker. Now if you're thinking about the good o'le handset phones..... Well it's 2018 Great, Great, Great, Gramps...

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hhmgaPf4Lxc

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        •   luvthick March 22, 2018

          @txdo_msk

          C'mon Great, Great, Great Gramps, you didn't have to neg me, I promise to leave the phone on the davenport next time.

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          •   sarge07 March 22, 2018

            @luvthick I've noticed a pattern, when a few members (most likely one with multi id's) is logged in the negs and personal attacks fly.

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            • maxm60 March 23, 2018

              @sarge07 I have a hard enough time with one personality let alone two or more.

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        •   sarge07 March 22, 2018

          @luvthick that looks like one of those 70's repros that became popular fir a couple of years, along with the "Parisian", and the "Kellogg" wall phone.

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  • airsporter March 22, 2018

    She may as well play with her fanny before the dentist does.

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  • xenomorph March 22, 2018

    Just trying to take her pussies pulse.

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  • creepydick March 22, 2018

    Sick and yet sick

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  • secret squirrel March 22, 2018

    What else do you do while your waiting for a liver.

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  • fedupmonster March 22, 2018

    Her "jerking off" face looks like a "gonna sneeze" face. Unsettling.

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    • airsporter March 22, 2018

      @fedupmonster Ha +

      Looks like a goat trying to whistle!

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      • lafind March 22, 2018

        @airsporter Familiar to you is it?

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        • airsporter March 22, 2018

          @lafind Wasnt adressed to you !

          I shit in your Fridge!

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          • lafind March 24, 2018

            @airsporter That's some cold shit man, now I got a shitty fridge!

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      • graveyard March 22, 2018

        @airsporter I haven’t laughed so hard all week!!! WTF? Goat trying to whistle....lol

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  • halfthang March 22, 2018

    I hope she is there to get a procedure done on her pussy. Cuz that shit looks fucked up.

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    • bigsmokey86 March 22, 2018

      @halfthang Like a droopy whales blowhole.

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      • halfthang March 22, 2018

        @bigsmokey86 lol +

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  • dropbear March 22, 2018

    What hospital is this? Whenever i am in hospital its always next to someone who can't control there bowels. If they started masturbating...fuck it i'm out.

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  • arg March 22, 2018

    So boredom equals self fap

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  • bigblackhead March 22, 2018

    juicy burger

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  • lafind March 22, 2018

    Hey this pulse oximeter smells like fish!

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  • ironduke March 22, 2018

    Paging Dr. Stinky Finger!

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    •   sarge07 March 22, 2018

      @ironduke is thet the nre resident from India, Dr. Stank Fingar?

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  • candle March 22, 2018

    That wound's never gonna heal or stop bleeding as long as she keeps picking at it.

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  •   nybadguy March 22, 2018

    Since your there why don't you get a few stitches in that clam to tighten it up

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  • tsavo March 22, 2018

    She wanted one last go at it before her labiaplasty.

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  • bwooly March 22, 2018

    If she’s feeling well enough to play with it, then she’s faking her illness. Back to work, bitch!

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  • big_d1982 March 22, 2018

    Damn girl is that pussy from Austin texas.??? Because it looks like someone detonated a bomb in it

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  • cubbage March 22, 2018

    "Umm Miss, how did this pulse monitor get all gooey?"

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  • fukinyourmom March 22, 2018

    That pussy is beat the fuck up. Gross.

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  • rileydevil March 22, 2018

    When is the hot blonde nurse coming in to give her a sponge bath ?

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  •   pizzapie March 22, 2018

    Nice mud flaps

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  • brokenanus March 22, 2018

    The doctor did worse while she was in the coma

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  •   truckingman March 22, 2018

    She had a real bad itch, so she had to scratch it even if she was in the hospital...

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  • graveyard March 22, 2018

    Wonder what the Ex-Ray showed inside? What ever it was it probably smothered to death.

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  • christus March 22, 2018

    Holy, moly! This cunt is ugly as fuck! -_-

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    • pidor5050 March 24, 2018

      @christus she is actually so hot, I would die to get into her

      (and you are probably jealous bitch or a fugly trans)

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      • christus April 4, 2018

        @pidor5050 I mean her pussy...

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  • graveyard March 22, 2018

    Someone has Gonorrhea on there finger now...

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  • angry_potato March 23, 2018

    would have been hilarious if she had lost that finger clamp thing inside =D

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  • pidor5050 March 24, 2018

    Hottest girl here so far

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