TWO DELIVERY DRIVERS HAVING THE BEST. FUCKING. DAY. EVER.

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  •   goodster March 22, 2018

    MMEEHH!

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  • burfurger March 22, 2018

    Lucky...yes.... but they are still pizza delivery guys. So there's that.

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    • marshall March 22, 2018

      @burfurger

      I got laid as a dude delivering a product to a fine woman and then fucking her because of it.

      And then I stopped being that dude who delivers products.

      So, there's that. =^D~

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      • burfurger March 22, 2018

        @marshall

        By "product"...do you mean meth?

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        • mrthorwald March 22, 2018

          @burfurger he means dick... he was a gigolo! Gotta sell that He-pussy!

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      • idgaf March 22, 2018

        @marshall or maybe get a gf so there’s that...

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        • marshall March 23, 2018

          @idgaf

          How about I just kick you in the cunt and pretend I have a girlfriend.

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      • flipflop March 22, 2018

        @marshall did zoo get sum dizziz fur phree?

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        • marshall March 23, 2018

          @flipflop

          zee mozz drippiezz, zwampiezz dizzeez vrom zee zlut zamed Zertrude.

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      • marshall March 23, 2018

        No meth, furburger.

        Something you're familiar with?

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    • halfthang March 22, 2018

      @burfurger yup pizza delivery guys with stds and no health coverage

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  • ketamine<3 March 22, 2018

    Oh but when I answer the door naked and say they can spank me I end up in jail.. and I still pay full price!

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    • bigsmokey86 March 22, 2018

      @ketamine<3 Try that on women for now on. Might be more successful.

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      • ketamine<3 March 22, 2018

        @bigsmokey86 Hahaha! Is that what I'm doing wrong?

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        • redmeadowlegion March 22, 2018

          @ketamine<3

          yeah ket, dudes tend to frown upon any situation involving smacking any hairy asses.

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  •   what now? whats next? March 22, 2018

    Tip. Not tit

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    • burfurger March 22, 2018

      @what now? whats next?

      I choose tit!

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      •   what now? whats next? March 22, 2018

        @burfurger you are broke now.

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        • burfurger March 22, 2018

          @what now? whats next?

          But memories last a lifetime!

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          • bwooly March 22, 2018

            @burfurger Thanks for the mammories!

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 22, 2018

    That pizza dude should’ve made a move.

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    •   happyjack March 22, 2018

      @Cory H. He's still young and dumb. Once you get over 40 you don't give a fuck anymore. I would've exposed myself to her quicker than Ouch does it in his white van.

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      • redmeadowlegion March 22, 2018

        @happyjack

        Cory, Ouch exposes his self out of his van and at birthday parties.

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        •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 22, 2018

          @redmeadowlegion,

          I’m sorry you had to experience that.

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          • redmeadowlegion March 23, 2018

            @Cory H.

            thanks man, but it's ok, he was just trying to make babies. he was too young to understand.

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    •   sarge07 March 22, 2018

      @Cory H. but but but, women are not sex objects

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      • prolurkercrazy March 22, 2018

        @sarge07

        You are on a roll today +1

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        •   sarge07 March 22, 2018

          @prolurkercrazy that's what no sleep for three days gets, a massively warped mind.

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          • maxm60 March 23, 2018

            @sarge07 yeah right. Blame it on lack of sleep. we all know better.

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  • darksider803 March 22, 2018

    I know what my next job Is!!

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    • burfurger March 22, 2018

      @darksider803

      Naked girl answering door?

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      • darksider803 March 22, 2018

        @burfurger As long as the girls don't mind my raging boner hell yea they can be naked.

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        • burfurger March 22, 2018

          @darksider803

          Don't mind that breeze that just tussled the hair on the top of your head.

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  • letmefindout March 22, 2018

    They walk out the door, rub one out, and I have to say to myself "I hope that my pizza is not the next one delivered."

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    • bigsmokey86 March 22, 2018

      @letmefindout Oh god thanks for that visual. For now in I'm choosing pick up.

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  •   wallawilly March 22, 2018

    All I know is, both them ho's would have sore buttholes after I rammed my pepperoni down their shitters! Gotsta' love sluts.

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  • peaks March 22, 2018

    Do you think even ONE of his co-workers believed him when he got back to the shop?

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  • kore March 22, 2018

    I think I need to switch jobs, hmmmm

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  •   stenchfart March 22, 2018

    i would think I was being set up

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  • frank n. stein March 22, 2018

    >cough< WHORE! >cough<

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    • frank n. stein March 22, 2018

      He got a piece of her pie!

      You could tell he was up for anything. He didn't want to cross a the line, even though she asked him to do it.

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  • cazaly March 22, 2018

    I can see one of these deliveries ending in tears one of these days. Someone is going to end up with the Rapey special with extra anchovies and cheese crust.

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    • burfurger March 22, 2018

      @cazaly

      The Rapey special comes with zip ties and a blindfold.....ummm.. that's what I've heard from others.

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  •   luvthick March 22, 2018

    1. "Peanut butter jelly time", "Peanut butter jelly time."

    2. "Breaker!", "Breaker!" This idiot is searching for a signal!

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    •   happyjack March 22, 2018

      @luvthick LOL the women in these videos have like a six sense in picking out non-aggressive and even timid men.

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      •   luvthick March 22, 2018

        @happyjack

        You got it! ;-)

        BTW - There's an idiot going around negging every comment, regardless of content.

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  • airsporter March 22, 2018

    Now shes going to text his Wife with a jpg!

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    • maxm60 March 23, 2018

      @airsporter OOF!

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  • mynamewastaken1900 March 22, 2018

    @airsporter I read your comment fast and thought it said his wife the pig. And I was in line at the store and apparently said Haha pig out loud.

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    • airsporter March 22, 2018

      @mynamewastaken1900 Ha +

      The Power of suggestion...... I'll influence how you Vote next!

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      • maxm60 March 23, 2018

        @airsporter You're not KGB are you?

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  • xenomorph March 22, 2018

    Who ordered a pizza with sausage?

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    • maxm60 March 23, 2018

      @xenomorph more like pizza with tuna.

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  • pewpewpowa March 22, 2018

    almost got a pizza that booty

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  • mrthorwald March 22, 2018

    Where is the #metoo and #timesup for all these poor sexually abused delivery men? After all if the situation were reversed, this would be called harassment! #timesup on bullshit I say..

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  • drewstl March 22, 2018

    How? I see women naked body every day and not a DELIVERY DRIVERS, So how they have the best Day?

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  • arg March 22, 2018

    Slutty slut slut

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  • lafind March 22, 2018

    If she would have asked be "so you want to have a piece" in that situation, I think I would have gotten the wrong idea. Maybe dropped my drawers and poked her as she turned around with that pizza in her hand.

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  • donpaulwood March 22, 2018

    #metoo

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  •   nybadguy March 22, 2018

    Man. If that was me I would drop my pants with the pizza in my hands

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  •   sarge07 March 22, 2018

    It's all a joke until one of those gir's daddy see's this shit and she claims rape.

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  • bleh_123 March 22, 2018

    Well shit...

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  • brokenanus March 22, 2018

    I bet they weren't the only ones getting more then a tip that night

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  • sleeko March 22, 2018

    This prick teasing crap is getting old, girls. It time to start giving it up, for real.

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  • graveyard March 22, 2018

    That first guy looked like he couldn’t wait to get out of there...maybe he left his Viagra at home.

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    • maxm60 March 23, 2018

      @graveyard or he knew the womans husband. His name is Guido the killer pimp.

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  •   truckingman March 22, 2018

    ..................................................................

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  • fatlarry March 22, 2018

    I guess its better than a bucket of ice water over the head

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  • kpparrishsr March 25, 2018

    I'm ordering pizza every day now !

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    • graveyard March 25, 2018

      @kpparrishsr if you are wanting some guy to bring you pizza so he’ll grab on your tits, then by all means....order away!

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