@frank n. stein ... That guy looked kinda queer with his ass all jacked up in the air like that... I know gettin a rusty trombones a shit ton of fun but damn dude,his stance was a lil fem ... I sure hope i never looked like that..
@mancock I'll save you the trouble, in my experience if a woman has the balls to stand up and hit me, she wins. I've never hit a woman but I know when to back away from one.
Note to self: Update "Guide to Zombie Apocalypse". New zombies eat ass instead of brains. But you still have to shoot them in the head like he did at the end. Good to know. Good luck and Godspeed all.
1) I don't like creepy porn. 2) I had to mute it to avoid hearing her annoying noises. 3) He was kinda hot, I'd do him. 4) I want a Chocolate Dick-On-A-Stick!
I was gonna say something to side with this bitch until i clicked into the middle of the video...... this bitch is very crazy
@what now? whats next?
Para-whore-mal Activity
Not only did she lick the chocolate off his dick, she got some more right from the factory! You know, around the corner, where fudge is made.
@frank n. stein ... That guy looked kinda queer with his ass all jacked up in the air like that... I know gettin a rusty trombones a shit ton of fun but damn dude,his stance was a lil fem ... I sure hope i never looked like that..
@what now? whats next?
As a general rule, I always trust women that show up wearing a candy bikini.
Crazy bitches are good in bed.
@curiousone just keep the sharp objects in check
That was a nice door.
@Cory H. Dam good freezer also!!!
@Cory H. Mahogany is a very beautiful wood when finished.
@bigsmokey86 Pine actually, you can tell by the grain
@sarge07 trust you to look at the door instead of the tits, bet you could make a grand glory hole out of it
@Cory H. I didn't see any holes in it so it definitely wasn't any of sarges doors
@mancock well, your mother is on her knees on the other side
@sarge07 lol plus 1
@sarge07
Glory holes!!!
@sarge07 considering there was no holes in it I take that as a good thing, and I doubt that your pathetic nub could punch a hole through it
@mancock,
That's you in your avatar, isn't it?
@Cory H. Yea I think it is he's made a M with his hand but he's no Adam Richman . He should change his name to mancow
@Cory H.
Were you admiring the hard "wood" in the video?
j/k don't ban me for making a joke =)
@prolurkercrazy LOL +5
@prolurkercrazy,
Sarge says it’s pine, so it’s soft wood.
@Cory H. lol +1
she's well equipped - ice cream cones & penis cream.
So this is the type of shit that happens INSIDE of OUCHYS house at Halloween.
@goodster
Does he wear bikini tops and runny makeup?
@burfurger
I'm gonna chalk it up to being past 2:30 AM, as the reason why this question made me laugh SO hard!!
@frank n. stein they made you a peckerpop
@burfurger From what I've heard,,,, YES,, Yes He Does!!
I kinda want to try the chocolate dick pop, I think it's hilarious and my girlfriend would love it.
My dick and chocolate best combo ever!
@magicdust i don't think that was chocolate sir
@magicdust It looked like a fucking turd-pop.
Not any crazier than any good woman. I'd hit it.
@ketamine<3 yeah not that crazy to me either. I've seen crazier.
@halfthang Yeah - seen. Would you let a psycho bitch like that give ya some face? You might end up singing soprano.
@ketamine<3 problem for you is she would hit you back then we would know who the real bitch is
@mancock I'll save you the trouble, in my experience if a woman has the balls to stand up and hit me, she wins. I've never hit a woman but I know when to back away from one.
@ketamine<3 I once hired a gal to beat the shit out of another gal that fucked me over. Sound investment and I kept a clean conscious.
@maxm60 as long as your conscience is clear fuck it.
Geez. Silver bullets and garlic!
@wallawilly +
@wallawilly she is not a vampire. More like toilet paper and medication.
I don't miss my ex-wife, but it's good to see she's doing well.
Note to self: Update "Guide to Zombie Apocalypse". New zombies eat ass instead of brains. But you still have to shoot them in the head like he did at the end. Good to know. Good luck and Godspeed all.
Damn what a bunch of sickos at first I thought it was another VHS movie nope click bait maybe
crazy pussy is good pussy
@stenchfart that's an understatement. +
Don Jr.?
1) I don't like creepy porn. 2) I had to mute it to avoid hearing her annoying noises. 3) He was kinda hot, I'd do him. 4) I want a Chocolate Dick-On-A-Stick!
Some girls once gave me a big watermelon dick pop. After a few yrs., I threw it away.
NO, it wasn't used....for ANYTHING!
@frank n. stein You did at one point say you were a woman,, didn't you!!
@goodster no he is just a fag.
@frank n. stein you didn't have to clarify that. No one was gonna judge you (snicker).
@frank n. stein i dont think that was chocolate
Going to need a Bio-suit to attend a coffee morning round there.
White bitches always be wanting their COCKOLATE
There is always a bigger fish...or in this case a crazier bitch.
Well that was fucking weird! Anyway,
I’m off to get my chocolate cock out of the freezer.
@secret squirrel it's not chocolate.
Zzzzzzzzzzzz
She's not crazy, just playful
So, This is why I will NEVER break up with my Gf
special sex Olympics for the crazy?
A little on the weird side, I do her before she blew up. She's kinda like Trump, if you duck tape her mouth closed she could do a better job!
@lafind
But no sucka da cocka if you quack tape her mouth shut.
It's actually duct tape. :)
low budget ..... I'd shove a popcycle in her fridge and make a cameo....free
What I learned from watching this video; Making your dick black makes it look bigger
@candle and shittier
WTF indeed
Fuckin white people be crazy af.
@nybadguy It's the mayo.
@maxm60 that's why I fucks wit mustard lol
Perfect woman. When the sex is done, she disappeared.
Xtasy bikini - $1000
HD Camera - $2500
Craiglist Prostitute - $175
Cock Mold Kit - $50
Burrito from taco truck - $300
Not Tricking or Treating last year - PRICELESS
She's a vampire/ninja that disappeared in a nasty black fart cloud.
still smashed one out and had 3 mins left of the video
rim job !! thats a keeper ... xP
I've been in that kitchen !!!
Id could deal with her crazy ass for a few hours... Me ,her a 6 pack of tall boy,and a hotel room.... Yep ,i could deal..
Damn it!!!!!! Cocksicles were MY invention!!!!!