'CATCHING A TRAIN' GOES WRONG... REALLY FUCKIN WRONG

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  • owie March 26, 2018

    I'm pretty sure that's not how that works. The guy at the end was supposed to pull out his phone and record it.

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    • redmeadowlegion March 26, 2018

      @owie

      He couldn't, he was running from some fag trying to pull off the Pennywise routine, chasing them with VHS tapped scat porn.

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    • james511969 March 26, 2018

      @owie you know what should’ve happened? The guy should’ve curryed up!

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      • flipflop March 27, 2018

        @james511969 sniff my koory ass

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  • letmefindout March 26, 2018

    Whenever you run a train always have protection.

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  •   what now? whats next? March 26, 2018

    chugga chugga

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  • airsporter March 26, 2018

    I dare say bits of him will get where he was going...Chump!

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    • fuckmeforfree March 31, 2018

      @airsporter . . very calming thought. In the end it was all worth it. *RAINBOW*

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  • rubber March 26, 2018

    Smell that? Smells like squished shit.

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  •   stenchfart March 26, 2018

    well.. he caught it

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    • maxm60 March 26, 2018

      @stenchfart Looks like the train caught him!

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  • iwantagoodhj247 March 26, 2018

    MIND THE GAP... MIND THE GAP... MIND THE GAP...

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  • stratacaster March 26, 2018

    Thankfully another train came along for his buddy to aaahh, catch too.

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  • failure101 March 26, 2018

    I'll wait for the next one.

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  • xenomorph March 26, 2018

    Ok I got it..."there once was a man from Spain that went for a ride on a train he fucked around and got pulled down and got splattered just out of frame"

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  • underpants March 26, 2018

    Choo Choo!

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  • supfishing757 March 26, 2018

    They need some rules over there

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    • maxm60 March 26, 2018

      @supfishing757 It's called population control. Darwinism at its finest!

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  • james511969 March 26, 2018

    There’s now an opening at tech support!

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  •   nybadguy March 26, 2018

    1 way ticket to death

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  • lafind March 26, 2018

    They have way too many people (if you call them that) over there anyway. They could make a competition out of this and sell tickets!

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  •   goodster March 26, 2018

    "You spin me round round baby right round,, Like a,,,,,,"

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  • arg March 26, 2018

    no one will notice more shit on the platform

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    • muzziesarescum March 26, 2018

      @arg hell I think he cleaned about 3 ft of the platform

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      • arg March 26, 2018

        @muzziesarescum true dat

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  • xxxmass March 26, 2018

    One less occupied seat., but I really like how his buddy was trying to grab his ticket.

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  • chained cat March 26, 2018

    His mate was like "fuck no!! Tosser had my ticket!"

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  • maxm60 March 26, 2018

    Thomas was hungry for some curry chicken.

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  • burfurger March 26, 2018

    This isn't the same Midnight Meat Train movie I saw on HBO last week.

    (BTW...Great horror flick!)

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  • frank n. stein March 26, 2018

    Did he died?

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    • gutbucket March 27, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      No, no, no, don't worry... but he did dieded.

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  • spider-man March 26, 2018

    Noooooooooooooooooooo

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  • fiddledeedee March 26, 2018

    Note to self: I guess it is best to be on time for the train.

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  •   acairman March 26, 2018

    Now the train has a shitty taste in it's mouth.

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  • idgaf March 26, 2018

    Haha... Expected... It's too late to regret now Muthu...

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  • cubbage March 26, 2018

    They've seen way too many movies

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  • tnt00 March 26, 2018

    He tried to catch the train but the train cought him instead.

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  • tuffey March 26, 2018

    Adult twister?

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  • fatlarry March 26, 2018

    meat grinder

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  • mr_krabs March 26, 2018

    Dude at the end’s like “fuuuuuck.........I missed the train”

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  •   truckingman March 26, 2018

    Moving trains will try to suck you under its' wheels.......

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  •   truckingman March 26, 2018

    "Don't go riding,

    On that long Black Train......"

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  • peaks March 26, 2018

    I guess he didn't get where he wanted to go...

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  • qaz March 27, 2018

    Damn, trains hate Indian people. A LOT.

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  • humongous March 28, 2018

    I didnt see anything go wrong.

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  • na_taproblem23 March 31, 2018

    Don't fuck with Thomas

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