HOW TO MAKE 2,000 NERDS CUM IN THEIR PANTS SIMULTANEOUSLY

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  • kodakbl March 26, 2018

    i came

    +7 -4
    • el_yoder (mexicanamish) March 26, 2018

      @kodakbl i also came. Came to the conclusion that i need to burn my fucking eyes outa my head!

      +3 -3
      • maxm60 March 26, 2018

        @el_yoder (mexicanamish) That pussy looked as if an alien burst out of it a couple of times!

        +6 -2
        • ob1 March 26, 2018

          @maxm60 yeah, looks a bit like a goblin shark

          +2 -1
      • cubbage March 26, 2018

        @el_yoder (mexicanamish)

        She did have a nice ass though.

        +1 -1
    • mehofjack March 26, 2018

      @kodakbl she's so hottt I came

      +0 -5
      • redmeadowlegion March 26, 2018

        @mehofjack

        You would have to do jumping jacks just to feel anything in that cave called a pussy. Fuck, from looks of it, she got fisted by the incredible hulk earlier that day.

        +3 -1
    • burfurger March 28, 2018

      @kodakbl

      Don't forget to clean up the keyboard.

      +0 -0
  • iwantagoodhj247 March 26, 2018

    Is she trying to hide all 2000 of those nerds in that huge vagina as well? Holy fuck.

    +8 -2
    •   goodster March 26, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247,,, It's like taking a stick and banging it around in a 55 gallon drum.

      +5 -2
      • ketamine<3 March 26, 2018

        @goodster haha I like the classic hotdog down a hallway but that's a new one for me lol.

        +1 -1
        • maxm60 March 26, 2018

          @ketamine<3 Stickin your dick in a jar of warm mayonnaise.

          +0 -1
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 26, 2018

    That’s a new one.

    A cute chick in a skirt on CS has a secret and it’s not a dick.

    +8 -1
  • owie March 26, 2018

    I have a secret too.

    It's 2 butt plugs,

    +2 -1
    • pewpewpowa March 26, 2018

      @owie loool!

      +0 -1
    •   ouch March 26, 2018

      @owie they all float

      +1 -1
      • redmeadowlegion March 26, 2018

        @ouch

        Ouch, they float because of your homemade wing sauce.

        +0 -2
      • owie March 26, 2018

        @ouch We all float up there

        +1 -1
  • letmefindout March 26, 2018

    And this is why I voted for the Crazy Shit merchandising to include butt plugs.

    +3 -1
    • maxm60 March 26, 2018

      @letmefindout remember to write CS on yer ass to verify its you when you model them.

      +0 -1
      • letmefindout March 26, 2018

        @maxm60

        Does this mean that you are no longer willing to publicly show your ass?

        +0 -1
        • maxm60 March 26, 2018

          @letmefindout Good thing I didn't know about CS back in my drinking days, or the vision of my ass would be seared into many brains! Needless to say, I don't imbibe the devil water anymore.

          +0 -1
  • yassieyuri77 March 26, 2018

    face 19 and pussy of 59 wtf

    +7 -1
    • burfurger March 27, 2018

      @yassieyuri77

      Another peanut from the PG who's never seen another pussy to compare it too.

      +0 -2
  • joe_head71 March 26, 2018

    That pussy put me off inmediately.

    +4 -1
    • burfurger March 26, 2018

      @joe_head71

      What...Put you off cock?

      +0 -3
  •   stenchfart March 26, 2018

    I guess she don`t fart either ---nice

    +4 -1
  • rubber March 26, 2018

    Looks dryer than the Sahara down there... Girl you're like 20

    +2 -1
  • sniperfox March 26, 2018

    I must be a nerd

    +0 -1
  • failure101 March 26, 2018

    Damn. Hitting that pussy would be like facefucking predator.

    +7 -1
    • ambermay March 26, 2018

      @failure101 Hahaha that's a new one.

      +0 -1
    • forcekeen March 26, 2018

      @failure101 Ahahah good one

      +0 -1
  • airsporter March 26, 2018

    Looks like a Bulldog eating porridge!

    +1 -1
  • stratacaster March 26, 2018

    Damn I'm a nerd? But I don't even own a pocket pen holder!

    +1 -1
    •   sarge07 March 26, 2018

      @stratacaster what, no slide rule either??

      +0 -2
  • xenomorph March 26, 2018

    I have one question...anyone got a towel please?

    +0 -2
  • underpants March 26, 2018

    Holy Huge Pussy Batman!

    +4 -1
  •   nybadguy March 26, 2018

    That there is one fugly pussy.

    +7 -1
    •   goodster March 26, 2018

      @nybadguy ,,Kinda looks like the mouth of a sucker fish.

      +6 -1
      •   nybadguy March 26, 2018

        @goodster I wouldn't wanna stick my cock in that.

        +3 -0
        •   goodster March 28, 2018

          @nybadguy The fish or the pussy?

          +0 -0
  • james511969 March 26, 2018

    I didifnt think this site had that many subscribers.

    +0 -1
  • eatitorwearit March 26, 2018

    She's got a face like superwoman and a vagina like hulk smash...

    +2 -1
    • maxm60 March 26, 2018

      @eatitorwearit I actually thought it was Ivanka Trump for a second......

      +2 -4
  • lafind March 26, 2018

    I thought she was really cute until I almost fell inside her!

    +3 -1
  •   goodster March 26, 2018

    HELLO HELLO HELLO HEllo Helloooo Helllooo Hellooooo helllooooooooooooooo!

    +2 -2
  • fukinyourmom March 26, 2018

    That pussy looked like Julia Robert's mouth.

    +3 -1
  •   fockenperv March 26, 2018

    He went to Jarred

    +3 -1
  • xxxmass March 26, 2018

    I came., I saw.., I came again.

    +1 -3
    • maxm60 March 26, 2018

      @xxxmass was it you that posted the pussy joke from the Predator movie the other day? Now we have a visual of it!

      +0 -2
  • arg March 26, 2018

    She actually captures the whole theme of Japanese Anime/hentai

    +0 -1
  • curiousone March 26, 2018

    2001

    +0 -1
  • hitman777 March 26, 2018

    It looks like all 2,000 nerds banged her, fucking pussy has more miles on it then a 1990 peterbilt

    +4 -1
  •   freddykrueger March 26, 2018

    ...nice!

    +1 -1
  • chained cat March 26, 2018

    Note: All the needle dicked mother fuckers whining about damn good pussy

    shs

    +2 -1
    • recon101st+ March 26, 2018

      @chained cat All the beta's getting turned on by a chick built like a boy

      +1 -1
      • chained cat March 26, 2018

        @recon101st+ If that looks like a boy to you fella then you need to get out more

        +1 -1
    • maxm60 March 26, 2018

      @chained cat I'm nowhere near needle dick. I just don't want to end up with some other guys wrist watch wrapped around my cock after banging some chick.

      +1 -3
      •   sarge07 March 26, 2018

        @maxm60 at least you'll get a free watch

        +0 -2
        • maxm60 March 26, 2018

          @sarge07 Yeah. a 'tick-tock cock'!

          +1 -1
  • necrozomboid March 26, 2018

    Slut, look at that bucket

    +1 -1
    • gutbucket March 26, 2018

      @necrozomboid

      Such a nast 1111:nasty gutbucket.

      +0 -1
  • blowmeasshole March 26, 2018

    her pussy got teethe.

    +2 -1
  • March 26, 2018

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    • burfurger March 27, 2018

      @sirfartsalot

      Never seen a girl cum, huh?

      +0 -1
  • dert March 26, 2018

    Geeeeziz, that fuckin snapper looks like the mouth of a yep yep space alien from Sesame Street...

    +2 -1
  • renbo956 March 26, 2018

    Did She Have A Butt Plug Or Was Her Pussy Just That Open

    +1 -1
    • maxm60 March 26, 2018

      @renbo956 neither. She polished up her asshole all nice and sparkly.

      +0 -2
  • zdenek March 26, 2018

    wow

    +0 -1
  • recon101st+ March 26, 2018

    I'd rather have a woman with breast and a nice round ass rather than some attention whore built like a 12 yr old boy

    +2 -1
  • darksider803 March 26, 2018

    Throw this one back. It's A little used....

    +1 -1
  • blablabla2345 March 26, 2018

    Hungry pussy

    +0 -1
  • spider-man March 26, 2018

    I recommend a doctor

    +1 -1
  •   wallawilly March 26, 2018

    CS could have saved some bandwidth by simply posting @mancocks picture.

    +1 -1
    •   sarge07 March 26, 2018

      @wallawilly good god why??

      +0 -2
    • gutbucket March 27, 2018

      @wallawilly +++

      COUGH!!fagAAACHOO!!

      +0 -0
  • frank n. stein March 26, 2018

    Congrats! You're a whore.

    +1 -2
  • burfurger March 26, 2018

    How long did she have to hold that fart in?

    +0 -1
    •   sarge07 March 26, 2018

      @burfurger it's the only thing keeping her bra filled

      +1 -1
  •   sarge07 March 26, 2018

    another porn star in the making, daddy must be so proud

    +1 -2
  • fiddledeedee March 26, 2018

    So her pussy hasn't had a 40 ounce Thermos in it since this morning you say?

    +1 -1
  •   acairman March 26, 2018

    All that walking and she still can't find her tit's.

    +1 -1
  • wpginterceptor March 26, 2018

    scientifically speaking... I shot a load in my pants!

    +0 -1
    • maxm60 March 26, 2018

      @wpginterceptor over that? You'd probably fall out your chair and have a seizure if you saw a pussy that didn't look like a blown out tire.

      +2 -0
  • tuffey March 26, 2018

    Everything was great till she opened the gaping gates of hell.

    +1 -1
  • baddogonline March 26, 2018

    That's a big pussy hole.

    +2 -1
  •   picklehiesner March 26, 2018

    Quite the hatchet slice on this one

    +1 -1
    • burfurger March 27, 2018

      @picklehiesner

      You must have a ton of 2nd dates.

      +0 -1
  • fatlarry March 26, 2018

    fuck I thought she was really hot till I saw that blown out snatch

    +2 -1
  • mr_krabs March 26, 2018

    She could have held the nerd convention in that gargantuan cunt.

    +3 -1
  • wickedasitseems March 26, 2018

    Not just nerds!!

    +0 -1
  • donpaulwood March 26, 2018

    That pussy is SO BLOWN OUT

    +2 -1
  • doc_ock March 26, 2018

    She must like the feeling of having a turtle head

    +0 -0
  • forcekeen March 26, 2018

    Holy fuck

    +0 -0
  • peaks March 26, 2018

    I was very turned on until that Octopus cunt came in view!!

    +1 -0
  • vegeta65 March 26, 2018

    That's at Arizona comicon

    +0 -0
  • ktsstk March 27, 2018

    This comment has been deleted

    +0 -0
    • burfurger March 27, 2018

      @ktsstk

      Someday you'll see one in real life :-)

      +1 -0
  • otakuguy215 March 27, 2018

    What in the pussy is that. Why does it look like it never closes

    +2 -0
  • hiwudjablome March 27, 2018

    BLO-ME

    : )-------

    +0 -0
  • elmjr March 27, 2018

    I'd hit it!

    +0 -0
  • kroroc75 March 27, 2018

    Damn it I always thought I wasn’t a Nerd!

    +0 -0
  • balls mclongcock March 27, 2018

    2001

    +0 -0
  • ferguson March 28, 2018

    @kodakbl ibalso came

    +0 -0
  •   oldrooster March 29, 2018

    Hey lady. You got some roast beef on your ass.

    +0 -0
  • rabbithole April 4, 2018

    Goryhole Material

    +0 -0
  • spectrum74 April 13, 2018

    WTF at the end?!

    +0 -0
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