SERIOUSLY? ALMOST KILLED OVER A $2.00 BOTTLE OF MILK

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  • jake_from_state_farm March 28, 2018

    Milk addiction... When are we finally going to address this issue?

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    • gutbucket March 28, 2018

      @jake_from_state_farm

      That guy nailed to the tree was put there by the cow cartel.

      It's gotten out of hand.

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      • letmefindout March 28, 2018

        @gutbucket

        The real question is where did the milk come from? A male roommate? Underage girl? All of which qualifies for this type of beat down.

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        • gutbucket March 29, 2018

          @letmefindout

          Wrong corner store or Willie the hermaphrodite .

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    • frank n. stein March 29, 2018

      @jake_from_state_farm Who is this?

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      • maxm60 March 30, 2018

        @frank n. stein it's Jake.........from State Farm.

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    • baddogonline March 29, 2018

      @jake_from_state_farm He needs some milk.

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    • fuckmeforfree March 31, 2018

      @jake_from_state_farm . . BUILD THE WALL!!

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    • biff wadslinger April 1, 2018

      @jake_from_state_farm he needed... ***FIGHT MILK***...

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  • burfurger March 28, 2018

    Blood...it does a body good.

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  • arg March 28, 2018

    Got Blood?

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    • frank n. stein March 29, 2018

      I'd rather die than listen to that Asian man yelling at me in Engrish!

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  • supfishing757 March 28, 2018

    Asshole with the water is messing up his lip stick

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  •   nybadguy March 28, 2018

    Look a like he see devil

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    •   sarge07 March 28, 2018

      @nybadguy voodoo in Jamaica is fucked up

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      •   nybadguy March 28, 2018

        @sarge07 yeah it is.

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        •   sarge07 March 29, 2018

          @nybadguy it's a shame the drug gangs have pretty much taken over to the point Carnival Cruise Lines are considering dropping Jamaica as a port of call

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          • maxm60 March 30, 2018

            @sarge07 Really? That's messed up. I was in Kingston for a week back in '87 and it was fun. Nice people, etc. A lot's changed since then. That's what happens when you let the inmates run the asylum.

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            •   sarge07 March 30, 2018

              @maxm60 yes indeed, hell the US even issued a travel warning last month, the people need to take back their island

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  • kore March 28, 2018

    Blood clot, da mon urt me reel bad, me ole face urts... more watta plees. pour it on me face and wounds.

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  • lafind March 28, 2018

    Milk.... It does a body good!

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  • stratacaster March 28, 2018

    Guanja,guanja I need guanja.

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  • burfurger March 28, 2018

    Dude looks like Darnell from My Name Is Earl. https://midnightcafe.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/mniecops.png?w=368&zoom=2

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  • muzziesarescum March 28, 2018

    Oh no!! Crab Man down!!

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    • burfurger March 28, 2018

      @muzziesarescum

      Ha ha! Forgot they called him Crab man! I miss that show. :-)

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      •   sarge07 March 28, 2018

        @burfurger that show was stupid yet hilarious, here you had man doing his best to right all the wrongs he did and Karma just kept bitchslappin him down again

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  • 72jayd March 28, 2018

    Zombified.

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  • digurgutsout March 28, 2018

    Looks like someone beat him with a ball bat

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  • bdsmmaster March 28, 2018

    DUDE what happen to snoopdog?

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    • maxm60 March 30, 2018

      @bdsmmaster He got 'dropped like it's hot'

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  • bwooly March 28, 2018

    A little water will fix up that severe brain injury!

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  • bigblackhead March 28, 2018

    man I hope it was whole milk and not fucking 2% crap

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  • airsporter March 28, 2018

    Ohhh meee

    Ohhh myyyy

    You got that rollin eye!

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  • alohasnackbar March 28, 2018

    Snoop dogg gots his bell rung

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  • recon101st+ March 28, 2018

    Walk it off, pussy

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  • rs1 March 28, 2018

    Eww that looked like a re-used bleach bottle at that! Hope he didn't catch any residue

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    • maxm60 March 30, 2018

      @rs1 if it was reused then that's good. If rinsed out any residue that soaked into the plastic would kill harmful bacteria or parasites.

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  • secret squirrel March 28, 2018

    Why does it say MILF in the description.... WHY!

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    • gutbucket March 28, 2018

      @secret squirrel

      For giving birth once or twice, he's a piece of ass.

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    • maxm60 March 30, 2018

      @secret squirrel different definition of MILF. This one is Motherfucker Is Fucking Laidout.

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  •   ouch March 28, 2018

    I said you Need TO Call Someone

    not I need calcium

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    • mr_krabs March 28, 2018

      @ouch

      But he’ll need that calcium to repair those broken face bones.

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      • maxm60 March 30, 2018

        @mr_krabs and busted teeth!

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. March 28, 2018

    I’m glad the dude said drink some water or I wouldn’t have understood any of it.

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  • gandog56 March 29, 2018

    I see flip-flops!

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  • loadie25 March 29, 2018

    He doesn't look like he is in pain enough, water board him, that will learn him.

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    • maxm60 March 30, 2018

      @loadie25 It's not waterboarding if you use diesel.

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  •   allcaps March 29, 2018

    give him his phone so he can text or call to be late to work

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  • fiddledeedee March 29, 2018

    It's a sad thing to see a grown man nearly motorboated to death.

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  •   oldrooster March 29, 2018

    Stomp on his nuts. That should wake him.

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  • xenomorph March 29, 2018

    When you need your calcium that bad you risk your life.

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  • wyldjitt March 29, 2018

    HE NEED SOME MILK!!!

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  • sicktwiz April 13, 2018

    Fucking killed snoop dogg

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