He's got a matching purse with his toy gun
Hey!! Was that Ben Gay or his brother?
@lgr94 Ben Gay, I heard he's still Gay
@lgr94 or Ben Dover.
Ok, now sit..... Roll over......... Play dead....... Now go jump off a bridge.
@pen exactly, useless
@pen Women have too much power . . .
America's Got Talent has really gone downhill since Stern left.
@burfurger this WAS during that fucks tenure
Ouch you sick Aussie you.
Now you know why I haven't been around to much
I'm Still in and out of hospital
She's not evil, he's just stupid!
Nope, she is a typical feminist and he is your typical California cuck.
@lafind I agree! I was ready to blast the bitch, but when I saw that he WANTED to do it.....I don't feel bad for him. HE IS STUPID waste of space.
Girls just wanna have fun.
He’s screwing his ass.
@72jayd that's just assinine
@72jayd He's screwdrivering his ass.
He ordered a Screwdriver & a Fuzzy Navel.
Idk who I'm feel more sorry for him or her. Screw it he deserves it and her she needs to be fucked hard so her minds straight again. At least it didn't end with him cutting his dick off. On here you never know lol.
I’m glad to see my ex girlfriend has moved on.
Try explaining a screwdriver in the arse to the emergency room....he must have a screw loose
can we find that poor sap and FUCKING KILL HIM ?????
Last week he was eating tide pods...
'Stranger Typing' - scares the crap out of me!
Masochists like RECEIVING pain or punishment. She is a sadist.
@txdo_msk Ha! They changed the title just for you!
@txdo_msk +1. Thanks for the heads up
@crazyshit SOMEbody has to be the nerd overlord...
As that great Sage Buggs Bunny once said "What a useless dipshit"
When did Bugs swear?
@gutbucket in the prohibited cartoons
With Blanc's voice?
@gutbucket so did Porky pig "Bu-da bu-da fuck off folks!"
With Blanc's voice?! :)
I wrote you a private letter.
Wondering if you can help me out. Appreciate it.
@gutbucket I replied
Did that fat fagg just stick a phillips up his ass?
@chained cat dipped in Ben Gay
Who does that girl look like? I think I've seen her before
@sarge07 She looks a little like Scarlett Johansson
@bwooly Ivanka Trump?
Yup 100% that's it. She's the 1. Love her
she promised me she would show this to anyone
@stenchfart no, she showed it to everyone!
My kind of girl
And yet one more reason why Facebook and Snapchat are losing the social media wars.
Top class trolling
And I thought she was going to stand up and show us that her song is bigger.
@james511969 glad I read your entire post I thought you were headin to "And I thought she was going to stand up and show us that her dick is bigger", thank goodness no
@sarge07 ha! It was suppose to say dong!
Guess I’m getting predictable.
All that And didnt even get to first base... just amagine what he would do for more
At least he’ll never need to wear a tool belt.
Well, that was fuck’n weird.
@Cory H. ,, No,, That was just plain Stupid,,,,,,on his part.
@Cory H. ya think??LOL
thats what you call getting screwed ....
That's why I never listen to a woman.
This is like dealing with a credit card company.
She’s having the good time
That's my women! *_* <3
What was that stuff?
Any who, I made my boyfriend at the time stick a pencil up his butt on webcam to say sorry for something he'd done.