Hes milkin it.. just broke through skin
Make him mop-up that blood too God'Dammit!
@GrimmWilder nah... lick it up
Consuella! The floor, por favor!
@frank n. stein She needs more lemon pledge
Not much point plastering the cinder block.
Guy was pretty calm for having a gun pointed at his nuts
He handled it well.
@qaz naaa he had no balls.
Well if you shoot him in his nutsack, he'll really think twice about stealing from you again.
Sure takes a lot of words over there to say “Ouch”
@Cory H. +1
I didn't realize how valuable those garden gnomes really are.
Just think how aerodynamic that hand will be playing handball. Zero wind resistance. Granted the ball will probably get stuck once in a while... 4th world problems.
Now make his bitch clean that shit up.
Since he can't use his hand for gripping when he jacks off he just slide it in the hole in his hand
Should had him, mop the damn floor before they let him go
They could just use your skin. Is that micro-fiber ya got there Cookie?
brazil... brazil ...brazileros..deus e brazilero
it means that god is brazilan.it is a common belief in brasil. how many among you agree with this belief???
How many among you come to CS for Theology lessons???
@burfurger Raising hand.. I'm still looking for my messiah.
@lafind Bow to Leper Messiah. bum bum BUH Na na Bow to Leper Messiah
@burfurger Does it end with the cymbals?
What? That Brazil should be nuked into a bed 'n breakfast? It's an unanimous 'yay'. In fact, almost 100% except for de Silva over there.
"foda-se você! Grrrr..."
Take it easy, de Silva...
It's called democracy.
You want to tear my heart out and eat it so bad. Don't you, ya beast?
He has another hand, he could always try again after he heals up :p
Believe you me, he'll steal again, just a little better next time.
Wow, look at all the lube on the floor!
Shoulda made him clean up the mess!
For a minute I thought he was going to shoot him in the junk.
That might leave a mark!
take whats left of your hand and get the fuck outa here
Caught red handed......
@dry terd lol...cut red handed.
Damn! They couldn’t find a machete so they had to use a gun. Maybe they finally sent them all in for sharpening.
Got a hand it to him he stayed pretty calm
That wank must have had some serious power.
Now, who will clean d mess?
This is why tampons were invented
His still got another hand left. If you do not succeed at first try again.