SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKA!

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  • 72jayd March 31, 2018

    Her mouth opened up quick!

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    • pewpewpowa March 31, 2018

      @72jayd another happy Wal-Mart customer

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    • supfishing757 March 31, 2018

      @72jayd

      Natural instincts

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      • frank n. stein March 31, 2018

        He should take a pic of his dick before giving the phone back.

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        • cubbage March 31, 2018

          @frank n. stein

          Or just jizz on it for her!

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  •   burfurger March 31, 2018

    Who the fuck strokes one out in a dressing room? Oh yeah..that jack ass.

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    • mrthorwald March 31, 2018

      @burfurger maybe shit was on Sale that day? That always gets me going..

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      • letmefindout March 31, 2018

        @mrthorwald

        The coupon said half off.

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    •   wallawilly March 31, 2018

      @burfurger

      Dont knock it til ya try it my friend!

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      • gutbucket April 1, 2018

        @wallawilly

        What's that? Being a jackass like you?

        Then we'll forever knock...

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  • cubbage March 31, 2018

    "Don't people Fucking knock anymore"

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    •   burfurger March 31, 2018

      @cubbage

      Is that you Brad?

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      • cubbage March 31, 2018

        @burfurger

        Lol

        Learn it, know it, live it!

        No I'm not Brad, but I fucking love that movie.

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  • ithinkimdumb March 31, 2018

    Guess it wasn't her phone after all...

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    • pewpewpowa March 31, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb banana phone lool

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  • secret squirrel March 31, 2018

    It’s worse when you’ve got two circus midgets and a Shetland pony.

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    • letmefindout March 31, 2018

      @secret squirrel

      Experience?

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      • secret squirrel March 31, 2018

        @letmefindout

        Not sure. Can’t really remember...

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  • owie March 31, 2018

    If that was me I would have got on my knees and started looking for that phone

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    •   wallawilly March 31, 2018

      @owie

      "Get on your knees"? You wantin' to feel around blind?

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      • gutbucket March 31, 2018

        @wallawilly

        Do you need it in Braille?

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        •   wallawilly March 31, 2018

          @gutbucket

          Was I replying to your comment dickhead? Bow bitch!

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          • owie March 31, 2018

            @wallawilly Can I bow instead?

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            •   wallawilly March 31, 2018

              @owie

              Lol. You're good. Pussgut loves spooge..

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          • gutbucket April 1, 2018

            @wallawilly

            Too bad...

            "Bow bitch", she says...

            Man, I'm in for it.

            Anything else, Elton? Sure? K.

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  •   luvthick March 31, 2018

    "Yeah, She's a willing cocksucker!"

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  • gutbucket March 31, 2018

    She should have used his cock as a handle to bend over and pick up her fucking phone.

    Why do people panic when the cock makes it's inevitable appearance?

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    • supfishing757 March 31, 2018

      @gutbucket

      Do you have queer written on your forehead?

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      • gutbucket March 31, 2018

        @supfishing757

        No, but you know what they say about homophobes. Sounds like you might have a little dick delight, slanty.

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        • supfishing757 March 31, 2018

          @gutbucket

          That's it I'm telling

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          • gutbucket March 31, 2018

            @supfishing757

            About how I took you from behind in a grudge frenzy?

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  • frank n. stein March 31, 2018

    I would've shut the door from the INSIDE! ;-D

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  •   nybadguy March 31, 2018

    She found the Easter egg. Now blow the black bunny.

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  • arg March 31, 2018

    What was he gonna do try out some bras and panties and rub one out. She just caught him before dress up

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  •   graveyard March 31, 2018

    If her phone is in there.... it’s stuck to the floor now

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  •   lafind March 31, 2018

    Dude needs a girlfriend, girl needs a life!

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  •   oldrooster March 31, 2018

    So thats why they call him Ouch.

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  • mehofjack March 31, 2018

    I've done that before at partys

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    • bwooly April 1, 2018

      @mehofjack walked in on a boner in progress?

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  • stratacaster March 31, 2018

    Rubbin one out like a man.

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  • flipflop March 31, 2018

    That's not a BBC that's a BC

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  • astrozorro March 31, 2018

    I would ransom her phone for anal.

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    • bwooly April 1, 2018

      @astrozorro Hopefully she carries her strap-on in her purse.

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  • rs1 April 1, 2018

    He Filmed It On Her Phone ! ! What-A-Rapscalion

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  • suicidetuesday April 1, 2018

    Ain't dressing rooms separated for male and females? Any adult male still using a dressing room I would guess is jerking it in there.

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  • foxy71 April 1, 2018

    That's just a natural instinct when a women sees a dick..

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  • john72 April 1, 2018

    Say what you like, that penis is impressive. Once again, my eyes are bright neon green.

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  • pili-galletitas April 3, 2018

    Que delicia ! ♡

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  • knotmario April 12, 2018

    Different strokes for different folks

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