THREE WAYS YOU PROBABLY WON'T DIE IN AMERICA

  • airsporter April 6, 2018

    Theres a big book of Insurance Tables somewhere...Bet your life on it.

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    • mehofjack April 6, 2018

      @airsporter Aflac!!!

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      •   goodster April 6, 2018

        @mehofjack ,,,I love that duck.

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    • baddogonline April 6, 2018

      @airsporter Liberals think all you have to do is "be nice" to these animals.

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    • baddogonline April 6, 2018

      @airsporter This is why Trump was elected to stop these assholes from coming to America.

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      •   mykejp April 7, 2018

        @baddogonline Too bad he didn't deport them yet.

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  • letmefindout April 6, 2018

    "THREE WAYS YOU PROBABLY WON'T DIE IN AMERICA," because none of these incidents happened in America, DUH!

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    • maxm60 April 6, 2018

      @letmefindout Not yet anyway.

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    • rouge_et_blanc April 6, 2018

      @letmefindout well the middle one was in SOUTH America which doesn't count I know

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    • baddogonline April 6, 2018

      @letmefindout The dim-o-craps are determined to bring these animals into the USA.

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  • rileydevil April 6, 2018

    Don't bet on it

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    • bwooly April 6, 2018

      @rileydevil yeah, give us some credit. We’re all a bunch of sick, murder happy psychos who can’t wait to put another notch in our belts. We got this.

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  • 72jayd April 6, 2018

    Oh it’s coming.

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  • burfurger April 6, 2018

    Alabama.... 1950's.

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  • bobadfett April 6, 2018

    1st vid that's a good way to pop a cork. 2nd vid Mexican wedding celebration 3rd vid umm I don't know it's all a mess

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  • harly9 April 6, 2018

    Yep. Keep sending their countries foreign aid and welcoming them into the US. Soon you will be dying like that here as well.

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    • burfurger April 6, 2018

      @harly9

      Do you ever come out of your bunker? Is the only channel you get fox newz? "Hannitized" for your protection.

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      • maxm60 April 6, 2018

        @burfurger Why don't you sponsor a family of body dragging refugees and help them become productive members of our society?

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        • hiwudjablome April 6, 2018

          @maxm60

          Ive been saying it for years,, if their so big on letting these kinds of people into the US then let then stay with the ones who want them and watch the tune change.

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      • harly9 April 6, 2018

        @burfurger Your lack of intelligence is appalling. Please remove yourself from the gene pool.

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        • burfurger April 6, 2018

          @harly9 ^ .....2 nerves struck.

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          • harly9 April 6, 2018

            @burfurger No. Just an observation on your lack of intellect.

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      •   sarge07 April 6, 2018

        @burfurger oh so think these "refugees" will assimilate into American society and be good citizens?

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      • bobadfett April 6, 2018

        @burfurger goddamn some people are on a neg rag

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  • gutbucket April 6, 2018

    1. I need more cowbel—quacks!

    2. That guy said a perfect english, "wooow", then immediately falls into some 3rd world dribble... wtf.

    3. Omar thought this was a good opportunity to take out Achmed over that rude, drunken dick-slap during that orgy the other night and make it look like an accident.

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  • hellokitty April 6, 2018

    Let us know what countries these are from so we can make sure we don't go there.

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    • bobadfett April 6, 2018

      @hellokitty Saudi Arabia.mexico or Brazil and Syria or iraq maybe yemen

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    • maxm60 April 6, 2018

      @hellokitty Just stay out of both the Middle East and everywhere south of Texas.

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    • cubbage April 6, 2018

      @hellokitty

      Just don't leave the country.

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  • xenomorph April 6, 2018

    Give it a couple decades and let the mussies get their numbers up state side, then you will start seeing it more and more.

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    •   sarge07 April 6, 2018

      @xenomorph hell England already has 28 Sharia Courts in place. They not only pass judgement against Muslims, but also British citizens who offended some Muslim in some manner. Recently in Texas the Muslim man and wife arrested for beating and pouring hot cooking oil on their daughter for refusing to an arraigned marriage should be all the proof idiots need to want to keep these scumbags out. They told the judge at their arraignment hearing that they follow only Sharia law and do not recognize that laws of the United States.

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  • ketamine<3 April 6, 2018

    Idk about decapitation, but I'm sure some mob motherfuckers still drag people. And a shooting at a party? All the time! Usually on purpose though they don't give the retard the gun.

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  • superman101 April 6, 2018

    Isis makes me laugh!

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    •   mykejp April 7, 2018

      @superman101 especially when she managed to assemble a cock out of Osiris' remains and rammed it up her pussy.

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  •   luvthick April 6, 2018

    It's just so casual.

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  • tbcxtc April 6, 2018

    Natural selection is a soo cruel , if you can't kill em with disease , make a brainworm that makes them kill each other

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  •   oldrooster April 6, 2018

    being dead is such a drag

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  • hiwudjablome April 6, 2018

    Last one is my favorite, but again 30 round clip and he only hit one guy.

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  •   oldrooster April 6, 2018

    l wonder if roadgermortis has set in.

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  •   ouch April 6, 2018

    So no one has been accidentally shot and killed in america?

    LOL good one CS Good one

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    • gutbucket April 6, 2018

      @ouch

      Accidentally? You've been riding your magic carpet too long, Ouch.

      It's definitely on purpose when they roam the school hallways pickin' off helpless youngsters trying to block bullets with schoolbags, books, their own faces, etc.

      Just like it's on purpose when someone lays in wait in their own bedroom with a perty & powerful hangun ready to riddle the unfortunate nobody who's just outside their door full of bullets who broke into their "home of lead".

      At least it's a fair fight IF that nobody is packin' — but not really. The lay'n'waiter always has an edge.

      Besides, I'll be damned if anyone will be messing with me & mine like we're trash in the street for their next fix.

      It ain't happening...

      You have tons of guns in Ausland. Not all possessed by sane people. Just wait...

      By the way, Ouch, how would you cope with someone who easily overpowers you & yours and does as he pleases, making sure you watch the entire time?

      Would you be kickin' yourself with your oversized clown shoes over the horrific irony of your negative stance toward somethimg that could have prevented the awful situation that you now find yourself in?

      My guess is you wouldn't stop kickin' yourself until both clown shoes were comin' out your throat.

      It always does take something to hit hard at home to change one's tune.

      btw, did I make this week's wics? I keed.

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      •   happyjack April 6, 2018

        @gutbucket it's a weird argument, because the same people who quote statistics about guns killing less people a year than drunk driving, heart attacks, cancer, etc are the same people that are scared to death of someone commiting a crime against them. Why are so many people so damn scared of other human beings?

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        • gutbucket April 6, 2018

          @happyjack

          Ouch wants all guns gone in America. He has stated that I think several times. So why is my point weird? I think my point is very clear. I want a gun in my home so I can blast the face off the man or woman who enters my home and tries to bring harm to me and mine. What's the problem with that?

          By giving him a scenario of him getting taken over and watching a bad scene happen to his loved ones was my way of showing him that maybe having at least a handgun in his home to protect his family might be something that is needed in this sketchy world.

          Why should what I said even be debated?

          Kill or be killed.

          "Hey, mister, I have a problem with you wanting to protect your life. Yeah, I do. Well, because in order for you to protect your life, you have to endanger the guy who is trying to end your life and that is just not pc, dude."

          Shit... thin mint, jack?

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          • airsporter April 6, 2018

            @gutbucket Cheer Up!

            A 78 yro stabbed a 37 yrold with a screwdriver as 2 burgulars broke into his house at night in the UK.

            His elderly wife was upstairs in bed.The old gent was initially arrested for murder as English Law does not precisely define what 'reasonable force' is to deter harm befalling you and yours in such situations.

            The burglars accomplice left his mate dying in the street.

            The good news is that the old boy has been released with no further charges pending.

            A 'win'for common sense methinks!

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            • gutbucket April 7, 2018

              @airsporter

              One of these burglars was stabbed inside the old gents home, if I'm not mistaken, but this was still, according to the courts, not precisely defined as defending ones castle?

              Chalk up a winner, yessum, but with little sleep for the old chap , I assume.

              A home is slowly resorting back to a house.

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          •   oldrooster April 7, 2018

            @gutbucket Yup. There is a line at all of my doors that is not to be crossed.

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    •   sarge07 April 6, 2018

      @ouch no one in the US takes a SAW to a wedding

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  • mr_krabs April 6, 2018

    #2 Maybe that’s how they apply there road markings in dumbfuckistan.

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  • stratacaster April 6, 2018

    See we don't have to invade shit hole countries they already kill each other in good ole traditional ways and new and interesting ways.

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  • james511969 April 6, 2018

    1) not any more

    2) usually that’s done with a pickup and a confederate flag.

    3) happenes with a semi not fully.

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  • lafind April 6, 2018

    I was actually showing the last one to my son. I was explaining to him what happens when you don't treat guns with respect and try to act like a bad ass. I also showed him the wedding one too and asked him what could he say to the family of those he shot because he was acting like an idiot.

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    • airsporter April 6, 2018

      @lafind I understand your motives but CS doesnt really rank with Wikki in the reality stakes.

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      • lafind April 6, 2018

        @airsporter That's okay, he'll probably be as deranged as me!

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  • arg April 6, 2018

    We have to narrow it a little...probably won't die this way in North America...

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  • kodakbl April 6, 2018

    i dindu nuffin

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  • bigblackhead April 6, 2018

    interesting way of street paving

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  •   wallawilly April 6, 2018

    You're born to live. You live to die. Its a bitch!

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  • fjotolfhansen April 6, 2018

    i've seen those cool moped trailers in Iraq too

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  • flipflop April 6, 2018

    pissfools for you people

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  • dmo April 6, 2018

    Those people don’t belong in america

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  •   nybadguy April 6, 2018

    Well. People die every day with AR's in America. They just arrested a guy with a semi auto in the hotel room of the casino here yesterday.

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  •   wallawilly April 6, 2018

    So a judge says an assault weapon does not fall under the 2nd amendment! BULLSHIT. Our founding fathers wanted to ensure that citizens could bear the same arms as the army in case of revolt. Fucking Libtards can kiss my asshole!

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    • lafind April 6, 2018

      @wallawilly Define assault weapon, A weapon by it's very nature is designed to assault. AR 15's are cool but so are about a thousand other base models that you can dress up the same way. Even if they are outlawed, a black market would just fill the gap like with booze during prohibition or drugs in the 60's, 70's and 80's up to now.

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      •   wallawilly April 6, 2018

        @lafind

        Hell yeah. They will NEVER take away protection of my family!

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  •   truckingman April 6, 2018

    What in the MF" Psychotic Fuck???

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  • frank n. stein April 6, 2018

    One Chop Man......THAT is the way you do it, South America!

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    • biff wadslinger April 7, 2018

      @frank n. stein just like your daddy did to that thing ya call a cock.....

      Faggot....

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    •   sarge07 April 7, 2018

      @frank n. stein that was Saudi

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  • peaks April 6, 2018

    Do I really need to say it?

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  • dmo April 7, 2018

    Yup...next

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  • pussy_headed_pumpkin April 7, 2018

    But you still die.

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  • spider-man April 7, 2018

    Popped for the duck.

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  • chingon1979 April 8, 2018

    Why the hell did it sound like cowboys and Indians near the end lol

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  • jackhermiz April 24, 2018

    Omg

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