ANNNND THAT'S WHY YOU DON"T GET TIT JOBS DONE IN GUATEMALA

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  • xtreme2tharight April 12, 2018

    Looks like Angelina Jolie with floaties

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    • goregasm April 12, 2018

      @xtreme2tharight I've never seen cross-eyed titties before.

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  • el_yoder (mexicanamish) April 12, 2018

    Fuck it! Still came!

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  • cubbage April 12, 2018

    Probably not a good idea to squeeze them!

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  • magicdust April 12, 2018

    I just wanna pop them

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  • toiletrat April 12, 2018

    If her face is as bad as her tits Thank God they didn’t show her face!

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  •   ouch April 12, 2018

    Tits like that are like cold Pizza

    Even when it's bad it's good

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    •   sarge07 April 12, 2018

      @ouch then by all means, those silicone balls are all yours

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 12, 2018

    Ouch can have them.

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    • cazaly April 12, 2018

      @Cory H. I think they're already on order.

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    •   ouch April 12, 2018

      @Cory H. 2 pepperonis coming right up

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      • lafind April 12, 2018

        @ouch Problem with that pizza, looks like sausage, tastes like anchovies!

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        •   ouch April 12, 2018

          @lafind yum and yumm

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  •   luvthick April 12, 2018

    Those Gutemalen grapefruits taste a little silicony.....

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    •   sarge07 April 12, 2018

      @luvthick a little rubbery aftertaste? LOL

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      • bobadfett April 13, 2018

        @sarge07 I thought i was looking at a miss stretch Armstrong

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        •   sarge07 April 13, 2018

          @bobadfett we need to cut them open and see if they are the type of goo inside

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          •   truckingman April 13, 2018

            Sarge07, I wonder if the goo, in her breats(implants), is corn syrup like the goo filling in Stretch's body cavity.

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            • bobadfett April 13, 2018

              @truckingman could be lol

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            •   sarge07 April 14, 2018

              @truckingman when I cut mine open way back when it was some waxy substance, they must have changed the innards at some point

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          • bobadfett April 13, 2018

            @sarge07 ok agreed you left I'll take right lol

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  • zyxon1 April 12, 2018

    i think she is pregnant

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    • burfurger April 12, 2018

      @zyxon1 each tit sure seems to be.

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  • cazaly April 12, 2018

    Rock melon smuggler..

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  • iwantagoodhj247 April 12, 2018

    Am I the only one hoping it was a video of one or both of them exploding while being squeezed? Figured that was the warning against a third world country doing a boob job. Damn.

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    • elmjr April 12, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 I was expecting it to!

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  • madkraze April 12, 2018

    Looking a lil cock eyed lmfao

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  • supfishing757 April 12, 2018

    I wish I had more hands, so I can give those titties 4 thumbs down!

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  • mr_krabs April 12, 2018

    Meanwhile some children are upset at the loss of their footballs.

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  • burfurger April 12, 2018

    Just hang her over the side of a ship..instant buoy!

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  • rubber April 12, 2018

    Cross-eyed titties are the best to laugh at.

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  • ketamine<3 April 12, 2018

    Just imagine her when she's 60+ in age.. still look like like rotting melons under some old leather lol.

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    • burfurger April 12, 2018

      @ketamine<3 nice to see you back in rare form! :-) must be some good meds ya got there to be posting through the sack pain. Hope all went/is well!

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    •   sarge07 April 12, 2018

      @ketamine<3 like Donatella Versatchie (or how the fuck it's spelled) ? She is a (insert colorful metaphor here) with her leather skin and basketball implants..

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      • burfurger April 13, 2018

        @sarge07 Whyashouldnitella Versatchie sheea hasa basketball titsa?

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        •   sarge07 April 13, 2018

          @burfurger dude, she's hideous, far too big implants in a body that can only be described as ole pair of saddlebags with eyes

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          • burfurger April 13, 2018

            @sarge07 agreed! Trying to make a funny with "Donatella" as in" don't a tell a" Vercatchie . you said donatella I asked why shouldn't I a tell a she has.... Aww never mind.. If I gotta explain it I shouldn't have tried to make a funny...it fell flat...unlike this broad's tits :-)

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            •   sarge07 April 14, 2018

              @burfurger I got dude, no worries

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  • arg April 12, 2018

    looks terrible, just terrible

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  • gutbucket April 12, 2018

    Those are the very rare and exotic giant squid eye tits that cost roughly $7,500 each.

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  • elmjr April 12, 2018

    Those are some bad bolt on titties!

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  • frank n. stein April 12, 2018

    I'm surprised at all the negative comments. I thought all you pervs would be typing one-handed.

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    •   wallawilly April 12, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      Lol. As for me it takes both hands, I'm tongue typing. Its a lost art..

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    • biff wadslinger April 13, 2018

      @frank n. stein spoken like a true cock-jockey.....

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  • txdo_msk April 12, 2018

    Christ, its like a staring contest with a chameleon.

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  • holyshittrump April 12, 2018

    Watermelons at your service

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  • boobles April 12, 2018

    Obviously it didn’t bother him too much ...

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    • prolurkercrazy April 13, 2018

      @boobles,

      He was balls deep. You could shoot him and it wouldn't bother him... much.

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  •   truckingman April 12, 2018

    I believe plastic surgians inplant breasts plants under the chest muscles instead of in the breast tissue.

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  • balls-diggity-deep April 12, 2018

    Looks like someone got two melons and put them inside her tits

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  • pidor5050 April 12, 2018

    So why? Op you didn't answered that question

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  • spider-man April 12, 2018

    Is that Amy Anderseen?

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  • ob1 April 12, 2018

    Bolt on

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  •   nybadguy April 12, 2018

    She should of spent that tit money on riding lessons.

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  •   pdx2002 April 12, 2018

    Don’t care would still fuck the shit out of her.

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  • groovy April 12, 2018

    overkill but still a nice job for the looks

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  • crockful April 13, 2018

    Good enough for a G⊙⊙gle banner.

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  • keysersoze9515 April 13, 2018

    Yeah, not gonna lie, I'd still smack em around a bit...

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  • stratosgr April 13, 2018

    she must be strapped to the ground to prevent from lift off

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  • sipo70 April 13, 2018

    Ugh!!

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  • ifreeze April 13, 2018

    I thought her tits we're going to explode when he grabbed them

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