JAPANESE PORN IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS WHEN TRANSLATED

  • wild child 69 April 12, 2018

    Awesome! Fkn love Hitomi Tanaka 6;

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    • chained cat April 12, 2018

      @wild child 69 Wasn't that the dude th that made the swords in Kill Bill?

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  • cubbage April 12, 2018

    Her tits are bigger than most asses!

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    • goregasm April 12, 2018

      @cubbage and fold flat for easy storage.

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      • bobadfett April 13, 2018

        @goregasm since they fold well they can make a nice sammich

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  • magicdust April 12, 2018

    It´s great to have fun out with your friends

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  • toiletrat April 12, 2018

    Found this interesting. How they make Kobe Beef. (I added a few things. “First the cows (whores) are given beer (cum) to induce appetite. The second is that they are massaged (fucked)daily, sometimes with sake (piss)(Japanese rice wine) as a proxy for exercise in the tight living quarters and to further accentuate the marbling (wetness) that Kobe beef (Japanese pussy) is so well known for.”

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  • el_yoder (mexicanamish) April 12, 2018

    I hated when Gramps spoke to me like that with his Broken Engrwish!

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  •   ouch April 12, 2018

    Her Hawaiian name is Poke-ya-cuntis

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    •   sarge07 April 12, 2018

      @ouch that's not Lizzy Warren?

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      •   sarge07 April 13, 2018

        @sarge07 aww, the neg fairy doesn't like snide comments about the petty Cherokee Princess lyin warren

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        • bobadfett April 13, 2018

          @sarge07 who rotgut? Lol

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    • keysersoze9515 April 13, 2018

      @ouch Hawaiian? Wouldn't she be indian?

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 12, 2018

    She needed a dick in her mouth from the start. Whitney bitch.

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  •   luvthick April 12, 2018

    Ha! You guys are funny. I was actually here 30 minutes ago and now I'm back again.

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    •   fistermister April 13, 2018

      @luvthick

      Good God!!!! How about that... It's like you're magic! Abracadabra---- "''Poof""" . There's 'Iuvthick'!!!!!

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      •   luvthick April 13, 2018

        @fistermister

        LOL! It's the magic of Asian of Food.

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        •   fistermister April 13, 2018

          @luvthick

          Oooh!!! I didn't get.... I speak way too soon.

          Poof There's some extras in my undies!!! JK. Peace.

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        • prolurkercrazy April 13, 2018

          @luvthick Gawd damnit... Now I'm hungry. Thanks for nuffin Luv.

          ;-)

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  • airsporter April 12, 2018

    Can she ride a moped without someone either side of her?

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    • bobadfett April 12, 2018

      @airsporter don't think so but with those big tits she's gonna have a lotta wind drag and added weight which should balance her ride on a moped

      Now if she's on a motorcycle then her tits would help weight transfer and provide better cornering

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      • keysersoze9515 April 13, 2018

        @bobadfett I wonder if she'd need to wear helmets on those mammary glands while she's on her scooter? Safety 1st!

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        • bobadfett April 13, 2018

          @keysersoze9515 lol yes I say you're right those things are as big as my head might be expensive though to buy 3 helmets

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  • zyxon1 April 12, 2018

    When she lies on the table, it looks like a butterfly

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  • cazaly April 12, 2018

    Another bad case of pixels.

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  • holyshittrump April 12, 2018

    two nuclear bombs clear for blast off !!!

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  • richie82 April 12, 2018

    Slap them fake titties baby!!!

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  •   iwantagoodhj247 April 12, 2018

    Pixels suck

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  • madkraze April 12, 2018

    This needs a little dash of Tentacles or maybe even more cowbell?

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  • supfishing757 April 12, 2018

    I love Japanese women, when they don't moan.

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    •   burfurger April 12, 2018

      @supfishing757

      Then you shouldn't have any problems.

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      • supfishing757 April 12, 2018

        @burfurger

        I set myself up for that one

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        •   burfurger April 12, 2018

          @supfishing757 thanks for putting it up on the tee! :-)

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    • frank n. stein April 12, 2018

      @supfishing757

      Is it in yet?

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  •   ketamine<3 April 12, 2018

    No one showed Japan how to properly titty fuck a chick? Well I guess some of their dicks are small enough to fit in her nipple.

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    • bobadfett April 13, 2018

      @ketamine<3 that's what the bombing of hiroshima did it caused male japs to have smaller penises and most women with smaller tits.

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  •   burfurger April 12, 2018

    In the end....Japan actually won World War II when they pixilated all their porn. Damn you Japan!!!!Damn you!!!!

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  • arg April 12, 2018

    those are some floppy sandbags

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  •   lafind April 12, 2018

    All Japanese porn is ridiculous. It's a wonder they can populate.

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  • bigblackhead April 12, 2018

    her pussy is wet and smells of rotten seaweed , she is like the ancient mermaid of the legend of the sea monkey Queen of the green lake

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  • elmjr April 12, 2018

    Haha human toilet announcer! I want to see that video!

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  • mclovin510 April 12, 2018

    You’re doing it wrong...

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  • frank n. stein April 12, 2018

    Creepy Japanese and their love of weepy rape sex. Those tig ol' bitties looked real, but how did that little Asian girl get tits like THAT??!

    Also, his dick looked fucked UP! ;-)

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    •   luvthick April 13, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      G.I. Joe is her Grandaddy.

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  •   wallawilly April 12, 2018

    The clam is sideways. For real..

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  • spottedguy April 12, 2018

    As if it wasnt ridiculous already without being translated...

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  •   freddykrueger April 12, 2018

    ...that was an 'udder' shame!

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  • logansrun April 12, 2018

    WTF is a toilet announcer??

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    • gutbucket April 13, 2018

      @logansrun

      You haven't heard about the Toilet Announcer? It has many cool features, some among them are:

      1. The Turd Measure – Measures your turd and announces it through the built-in speaker.

      2. Dick Tip Warning – This is for the fortunate big dick that may be in jeopardy of dipping it's tip in the swamp water below. Sensors detect if dickhead is getting too close and warn you through built-in speakers.

      3. The Ballsac Drop-O-Meter – It lets you know by you inputting your age and sensors analyzing your scrotum as to what age your balls will hit the water line. Can only be used by those with two genuine testes. Sorry, ket...

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  • isma April 12, 2018

    would love to gag her with my dick to shut her up!!!!

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  • balls-diggity-deep April 12, 2018

    Top ten anime betrayals

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  •   nybadguy April 12, 2018

    I'd sure have fun with that there China doll.

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  •   pdx2002 April 12, 2018

    Epic tits.

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  • wtf2017 April 12, 2018

    I absolutely despised Japanese / Chinese Porn. The woman always looks like she's so fucking suffering as if they are not allowed to enjoy it. So they have to fake wine and cry the whole fucking time. No wonder they hack them up to peaces after LOL .

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  • flipflop April 12, 2018

    sick!!

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  • dmo April 13, 2018

    Gross

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  • dark_police April 13, 2018

    Japanese being Japanese

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  • oneheadhunter May 25, 2018

    new chinese hybred has no bones and cant fight back

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