THE $500 DOLLAR WOMAN

crazyshit User Avatar
crazyshit
102,001 Views 1 week ago
  • dirtydanglers April 16, 2018

    Damn dick is bigger than mine

    +11 -0
    • carlosmandick April 16, 2018

      @dirtydanglers sucks to be you then

      +0 -6
    •   dozer67 April 17, 2018

      @dirtydanglers LMFAO yes yes sorry to say mine also.. :(

      +0 -0
  • da11en47 April 16, 2018

    Even though I know its coming, Im still never ready.

    +23 -0
    • drewstl April 16, 2018

      @da11en47 CrazyShit, Always do and be fucking with Us with this BULLSHIT, SMH

      +2 -2
    • that_bastard April 17, 2018

      @da11en47

      Kind of like prison rape.

      +0 -0
  • airsporter April 16, 2018

    I didnt get caught this time...

    (I tell bloody lies as well.)

    +7 -2
  •   luvthick April 16, 2018

    Either Adam is working in the back room or CrazyShit found and hired an equally jolly cock lover.

    +1 -1
  • dmel_thaboss April 16, 2018

    That’s Just Sick, Like Really Though..! Smh.

    +0 -1
  • letmefindout April 16, 2018

    Never trust the pussy unless you know it's pussy.

    +5 -1
    • ketamine<3 April 16, 2018

      @letmefindout and even then, be wary..

      +2 -0
    •   sarge07 April 16, 2018

      @letmefindout HAHAHA!!!POP GOES THE PETEEERRR!!

      +1 -0
  • burfurger April 16, 2018

    They want to be women so bad....but they never chop the cock. Pick a team.

    +3 -1
    • frank n. stein April 16, 2018

      @burfurger Would YOU chop it?

      +0 -2
      •   sarge07 April 16, 2018

        @frank n. stein sorry, but he add tits and is supposed to be what exactly?

        +2 -0
        • arg April 16, 2018

          @sarge07 He's a social problem, an ideal that doesn't work in the real world. A fantasy fostered onto us by social media as normality to further screw with the minds of the young. Identity disorder is a well recognized issue and yet social media and news outlets pander to this warped point of view.

          +2 -0
    • kaevman April 17, 2018

      @burfurger its better if they keep it. Chopping it off creates personality imbalance....even though they are already screwed in the head. Also they are better to fk if they are whole.

      +0 -0
  • darksider803 April 16, 2018

    If that's what you get for $500 then I would ask to see what the $1000 model Is like.

    +3 -0
  • hiwudjablome April 16, 2018

    Really should have seen that one coming..

    +1 -1
    • znick24 April 16, 2018

      @hiwudjablome Why would you wanna see it cumming? Thats just NASTY

      +2 -2
    •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 16, 2018

      @hiwudjablome,

      It’s like a genies lamp. You have to rub it.

      +4 -0
      • burfurger April 16, 2018

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        Do you get wishes? Or just sticky..

        +6 -0
        •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 16, 2018

          @burfurger,

          I’m the camera man. You’ll have to let us know.

          +1 -0
          • ketamine<3 April 16, 2018

            @crazyshit-Cory H. Be careful, I've been on efuckt enough that even the camera man isn't safe all the time...

            +1 -0
  • znick24 April 16, 2018

    If I had tits like that, I'd never leave the house.

    +1 -1
  • 72jayd April 16, 2018

    Even pissed off Wesley Snipes.

    +1 -1
    • iwantagoodhj247 April 16, 2018

      @72jayd now now, everyone knows that's Kevin Hart. Shame on you.

      +1 -0
  • mrmk1oo April 16, 2018

    It's all fun and games until a bitch whips out out a dick!!!.....Game Over!!!

    +3 -0
    • frank n. stein April 16, 2018

      @mrmk1oo

      I was bored until that happened

      +1 -2
      •   sarge07 April 16, 2018

        @frank n. stein of course you were sweetcheeks, there's something for everyone at CrazyShit.com

        +1 -0
      • arg April 16, 2018

        @frank n. stein Go watch gay porn then their are plenty of sites that cater to your proclivities

        +0 -0
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 16, 2018

    Ouch is messing with the mouse again instead of sweeping the floor.

    +2 -0
  • ketamine<3 April 16, 2018

    come on guys I've been stuck in bed for the past few weeks with the surgeries and shit I don't wanna see this shit and make me any more fucked in the head! I was down until the dick came out not gonna lie, looked good till then.

    +1 -2
    • fiddledeedee April 16, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      Hope you're feeling better soon!

      Hey, most of us find this whole chick with a surprise dick thing hard to swallow.... ohhh fuck, wait...

      +5 -0
    •   sarge07 April 16, 2018

      @ketamine<3 heal up there skooterpop

      +2 -0
  • ithinkimdumb April 16, 2018

    Ummm... Can I substitute for one without a penis? That would be great...

    +0 -0
    • frank n. stein April 16, 2018

      Sorry, out of your league, little man

      +0 -3
      • arg April 16, 2018

        @frank n. stein It's a mutilated person with a very serious identity crisis that surgery won't cure and is a situation propagated via social media that such things are normal. He is very mentally disturbed,

        +0 -0
  • iwantagoodhj247 April 16, 2018

    Anyone that didn't see that coming hasn't been visiting this website long enough...

    +6 -0
    • cyberbu11y April 16, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 anyone who watches porn knows who that is. Shes all over the interwebs. Anyone who says otherwise is full of shit!

      +1 -1
      • iwantagoodhj247 April 16, 2018

        @cyberbu11y I gotta admit, I watch a shit ton of porn, never seen him before. Maybe we watch different porn? Ahem...tranny porn... cough cough...

        +2 -0
        • carlosmandick April 16, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247 its name is Carolina Ramirez but goes by kamillia sometimes

          +2 -0
        • cyberbu11y April 16, 2018

          @iwantagoodhj247 BULLSHIT.. cough (cough). This was a meme going around instagram like a year ago. (Cough)

          +0 -1
          • iwantagoodhj247 April 16, 2018

            @cyberbu11y insta-what? I'm in my late 60's. Not on the same level techo-logically as you young whipper snappers...

            +1 -0
      •   sarge07 April 16, 2018

        @cyberbu11y sorry, never seen it

        +1 -0
  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 16, 2018

    This upload has the most comments so far out of the this days updates.

    We know what you folks want.

    +4 -0
  • lafind April 16, 2018

    That's just wrong!

    +0 -1
  • supfishing757 April 16, 2018

    HOW MANY TIMES!!!

    +0 -0
  •   GrimmWilder April 16, 2018

    FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!

    +0 -0
  • fjotolfhansen April 16, 2018

    lets put her in one of those orange jumpsuits like they have in the desert

    +0 -0
  • xenomorph April 16, 2018

    And bam there it was.

    +1 -0
  • keysersoze9515 April 16, 2018

    Well.... it started out promising. But when i saw the subtitle, and it said, "Big Surprise", I knew it wasn't gonna end well.

    +1 -1
  • ifreeze April 16, 2018

    Omg kill that thing

    +0 -1
  • working4theweekend April 16, 2018

    The minute you let your guard down, CS hits you with another chick with a dick

    +1 -0
    •   sarge07 April 16, 2018

      @working4theweekend or a dude with tits

      +0 -0
  • carlosmandick April 16, 2018

    I'd fuck it. Dude is hotter than a lot of girls

    +2 -0
  • nomercy07 April 16, 2018

    CS what's your obsession with all this faggot shit?

    +0 -1
    • frank n. stein April 16, 2018

      @nomercy07

      Aaawww... Someone is jealous! LOL!

      +0 -2
      • nomercy07 April 16, 2018

        @frank n. stein I'm not a woman fag

        +0 -0
  • fiddledeedee April 16, 2018

    Ambushed, I say. We were cock ambushed!

    +1 -0
  • cyberbu11y April 16, 2018

    Yeah. I knew who it was. I clicked play anyway

    +0 -0
  • danbus180 April 16, 2018

    I was about to whack one out then it beat me by having a bigger cock then me

    +2 -0
  • action-bastard_69 April 16, 2018

    Always check just like Trump & grab them by the pussy!!

    +2 -0
  • peaks April 16, 2018

    I see what you did there! M-F!

    +0 -0
  • arg April 16, 2018

    Another fucking mental ward patient, see a shrink before you mutilate yourself more

    +0 -1
  • frank n. stein April 16, 2018

    BIG dick, BIG tits.....what more could you want??

    +3 -1
    •   sarge07 April 16, 2018

      @frank n. stein a natural woman without artificial enhancements

      +4 -0
    • kaevman April 17, 2018

      @frank n. stein i'd hit it

      +0 -0
  • george-bones April 16, 2018

    BOING!!!

    +0 -0
  • creepydick April 16, 2018

    Assholes

    +0 -0
  • noobguys April 17, 2018

    What?? No cumshot?

    +0 -0
    • carlosmandick April 17, 2018

      @noobguys https://www.xvideos.com/video24915619/epic_kamilla_cumshot_collection your welcome

      +0 -0
  • spider-man April 17, 2018

    The end summed it all up

    +1 -0
  • wtf2017 April 17, 2018

    Why the Hell do Transexuals always have a huge dick? I. mean thats like a 95year old man winning the Lotto !

    +0 -0
  • mattyrancid April 17, 2018

    Looks like more fun then Fortnite

    +0 -0
  • p00pysauce April 18, 2018

    Id still fuck it and brag

    +0 -0
  •   rockinron April 18, 2018

    shit im so fucking jealous! better looking than my old lady and bigger dick than mine!!!

    +0 -0
  • ss99 April 21, 2018

    No

    +0 -0
Live Cams
 
Home Videos Pictures Categories User Uploads Forums Submit Login Register