The all new duck face. Hope it doesn't catch on.
@crazyshit-Cory H. I wondered what happened to my vacuum brake bleeding tools
@crazyshit-Cory H. Ohh,,, it's caught something alright.....Most likely an S.T.D by now.
@crazyshit-Cory H. Not sure the new face hugger is going to be popular
@crazyshit-Cory H. Looks just like my Fleshlight, bring it on!
@crazyshit-Cory H. ...that quacked me up!
At least it wasn’t a dick.
@mr_krabs like the extended clits that CS seems to love so much , ewe
what happens when they leave highschool?
"That feels soooo daaammmnnn goood! Ohhh, Ohhh"
@wallawilly If you told her that it was her pussy speaking, she'd no doubt believe you.
++The hair color does fit. Just blows my mind. "Hey honey. Lay naked across those monkey bars. I need to do some reps on the speed bags"!
She sounds like a mental patient...Oh yeah. My bad.
@iwantagoodhj247 This is what happens when communists/atheists go unchecked for too long.
When a traffic cone alone isn't enough...
massive meat flaps...yeah sexy
Men have to watch out for, Elephantitis of the nuts.
Women have to watch out for,
Mudflaps of the snatch.
Bitch got a Platypus snatch!
And they say white girls dont have lips...
@rieder haha +1
Like an air bag for your nuts...and your car.
So shes fucking with her body and endorsing pedophilia...yea she's normal...
What's even more hilarious is how it's gonna look 15 years from now XD
@tbcxtc I'm sure she will be a fine outstanding wound woman that every man would love to date lol.
Maybe, if the wheel barrel doesn't get between ya..
@ketamine<3 she'll be tuckin those lips in her boots soon
Lol. She'll have to buy stockings 2 sizes larger.
I was really hoping those flaps were gonna burst
Throw it against the wall n see if it sticks.
Then from the background, you hear a scream of "Bleeder!"
I can hardly reach the clit as it is why would any woman think that's a good idea?
@ketamine<3 it's obvious, Daddy issues
Geez, you got a big pussy!
Almost, but not quite as big as the black mans lips who lives across the street
Them's some puffy lips!
Looks like Homer Simpson lips.... DOAH!
I bet Kylie Jenner’s coochie lips look like that too.
Well, I guess we know what floats your boat captain.. ;-)
@deadmemories86 more like an Arby's sandwich, complete with cheese and Horsey Sauce. I'd hate to see where she gets the jalapeno poppers...
One time I sharted in my pants at the mall and I had to waddle to the restroom.
When I was younger, girls bragged about how tight they were! Times have changed!
Ain't that the truth.
Well, I was lucky enough to be "growing up" in the early 80s and then the popular phrase was "vaginal oder!!" Like it took 300K years for women to learn you gotta keep that monkey clean..
@frank n. stein
Are there any other types? ;-)
I'd hit it
Someone got an anal and dildo fixation up in here.
Holy fuck what the fuckin’ fuck God no why holy fuck aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I haven't seen any thing that ugly since the Hillary for president tour of 2016
Maddog! Better Hillary than "its" cousin, Janet Reno..
@maddog123 Hillary got that sweet poontang. I'd bang her into oblivion. That's how I roll
What the hell is wrong with that platypus
Tea bagging by pussy lips. It's possible
I could be into that ... and never be seen again.
After years and years of jerkin off am afraid my d*ck is bent sideways permanently. Do u guys care?
No, not at all! But if you're still shitting yourself, that could be a problem! Adult Depends™. Invest..
You do realize, you must be 15 years old or older to be a member???
By the times she's 70, that cunt is gonna look like Dumbo's ears
She has bigger lips on her pussy than the lips on Jagger's face.
Does this work with a penis? Will it get bigger?
Love the quack at the the wtf point.
Yikes!! Yeah, there's no going back from that... she done prolapsed both entry points, ain't no guy gonna be able to hit that anymore, and be effective.
I’ve watched people get cut into pieces and skinned alive on here, but this is too much
I would fuck that pussy all day
that reminds me i need to pick up curtains