"I TURNED 18 FIVE DAYS AGO"

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  • iwantagoodhj247 April 23, 2018

    Hmmmm...let me do my slut math here...20 cocks sucked ÷ 18yrs+5days x terrible offensive Asian accent % gargling cum out of what looked like a rubber = .... oh fuck the math... she was gonna do porn no matter what. What else was someone that dumb gonna do with 3 holes?

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    • the_sex_god April 23, 2018

      @iwantagoodhj247 i can definitely give you a good handjop 24/7 beautiful hands

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      • iwantagoodhj247 April 23, 2018

        @the_sex_god is that sex _god? Or sex_godess???... oh what the fuck do I care... if you've got nice hands, jerk away...

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  •   wallawilly April 23, 2018

    She will definitely be taking the short bus to porn shoots!

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    •   graveyard April 23, 2018

      @wallawilly scoot over I’ll drive

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    • baddogonline April 23, 2018

      @wallawilly But, that... buttherface?

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 23, 2018

    She better get a boob job with her first few checks.

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    • curiousone April 23, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      No!

      I’ll take natural A cups, over fake tits, any day.

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      •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 23, 2018

        @curiousone,

        She’s not gonna make a porn star with them tits.

        But, you’re welcome to take her. Now, or later.

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        •   wallawilly April 23, 2018

          @crazyshit-Cory H.

          Now or Later was one of my favorite candies.

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          •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 23, 2018

            @wallawilly,

            I had to look it up. Never heard of it. Must've been back in the forties.

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            •   wallawilly April 23, 2018

              @crazyshit-Cory H.

              Kiss my ass! We about the same age. Those may have been a southern thing.

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              •   sarge07 April 23, 2018

                @wallawilly I was an Army brat and saw now & later's all over the country

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            •   sarge07 April 23, 2018

              @crazyshit-Cory H. you sure know how to push buttons there goober, the 40's??

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      • supfishing757 April 23, 2018

        @curiousone

        Hey @burfurger you hear an echo?

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  • fiddledeedee April 23, 2018

    She's devouring cocks like all you can eat free doughnuts at Krsipy Kreme.

    You need something more fulfilling in your life, dear, than cocks fulfilling your mouth. But who am I to argue. I'd probably be saying that sage advice while she'd be guzzline my load down her throat

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  • underpants April 23, 2018

    With Asains chicks it’s either M.I.T. or sucky sucky.

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  • mr_krabs April 23, 2018

    Is that an electric toothbrush? Dentistry is really evolving.

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  • neotap117 April 23, 2018

    A Star is born

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  •   nybadguy April 23, 2018

    Yum yum has a bright future.

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  •   lafind April 23, 2018

    She's gonna be useful!

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  • curiousone April 23, 2018

    Alright grandma, why did you wait so long to do porn.

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  • keysersoze9515 April 23, 2018

    Yeah, she has a bright future ahead of her, just not at MIT.

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  • magnumanus April 23, 2018

    I think love is an emotion that should be cherished. We, as humans, depend alot on what we see, perceive, touch and smell. Deep down inside, we have this gift inside all of us that makes us one with the creator. That feeling is of love. It's pure essence. In order to feel that ecstacy we have to delve deep in our souls and let our inhibitions go. For, the path to true love is filled with many distractions. Only a man /woman of pure heart can acquire it. Only the brave. Only the bold.

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    •   crazyshit-Cory H. April 23, 2018

      @magnumanus,

      That post is true Crazy Shit.

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      •   wallawilly April 23, 2018

        @crazyshit-Cory H.

        And on top of that, the dude shits his pants every time he goes to the mall! I guess noe he's a wannabe Cupid..

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        • magnumanus April 23, 2018

          @wallawilly yes I'll squirt a brown/black/yellow gooey nugget everytime you near a chick

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          •   sarge07 April 23, 2018

            @magnumanus you need to get that brown/black/yellow gooey nugget looked at, that aint right

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  • greylike April 23, 2018

    This is not God of war but still satisfied me. Thanks torrent.org.

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  • bigblackhead April 23, 2018

    I want her shrimp toast

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  • elmjr April 23, 2018

    Daddy issues!

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    •   sarge07 April 23, 2018

      @elmjr don't all these young twits have issues of some kind?

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  • magnumanus April 23, 2018

    I will DEFINITELY have sexual relations with that woman!

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    •   wallawilly April 23, 2018

      @magnumanus

      I dont think that's surprising. You are willing to climb up an imaginary large cock with your lips! You would be popular in the penitentiary..

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      • magnumanus April 24, 2018

        @wallawilly I'm not gay. I just do shit. ;)))))

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  • carlosmandick April 23, 2018

    She reminds me of a donkey with that over bite

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  • flipflop April 23, 2018

    she is May lee.....daughter of Gay lee

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  • frank n. stein April 23, 2018

    Confessions Of A Teenage Whore

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  • ithinkimdumb April 23, 2018

    Mommy and Daddy must be sooo proud...

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  • peaks April 23, 2018

    Sofa-King-we-Todd-did!

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  • epiton April 23, 2018

    Asian but would rock a Pocahontas slut outfit. I must see

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  • fuhq April 23, 2018

    same girl, better action

    https://xhamster.com/videos/asian-whore-facefucked-and-reamed-out-3958198

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  •   burfurger April 23, 2018

    I'm all outta snappy comments for the day.

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  • superman101 April 23, 2018

    This is fuckin hilarious it's almost like Danny glovers daughter in lethal weapon

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  •   picklehiesner April 23, 2018

    Normally when you here Asian beaver you think pussy but this chick has some teef made for gnawing wood.

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  • wpginterceptor April 23, 2018

    Just turned 18 and 100 000 miles of cock on her already!

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  • crazyman69 April 23, 2018

    They always "just turned 18".

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  • toiletrat April 24, 2018

    If only more Asians didn’t make it into college.

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  • xenomorph April 24, 2018

    When you are hot as fuck math is not needed.

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  • tuffey April 25, 2018

    Depends on which eye you're asking...

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  • wildlyhotguy April 25, 2018

    Well, I hope she chose it wisely.

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