YOU CAN'T STEAL IN MEXICO IF YOU DON'T HAVE HANDS

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  •   working4theweekend May 10, 2018

    English mother fucker. I can’t understand Mexican

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    • madjackal May 10, 2018

      @working4theweekend yeah u cant is from venezuela and dont exist mexican is SPANISH u need learn other idioms eng is not the center of the universe

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      • supfishing757 May 10, 2018

        @madjackal

        You should learn English grammar at least

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        • lafind May 10, 2018

          @supfishing757 Actually he spelled and punctuated it the way he says it. Getto jap ya all.

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        • madjackal May 11, 2018

          @supfishing757 now go and suck working4theweekend cock is your boyfriend ?? u think eng is the center of the universe to? i know good american ppl and trash to both of u are last one :D how many idioms did u know eng only ?¡¡ lol

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          • supfishing757 May 11, 2018

            @madjackal

            Hey pipe down. The comments are for the most part tongue-in-cheek. We can hardly understand the mumbo jumbo you're trying to speak.

            What's an idiom to you?

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      • mr_krabs May 10, 2018

        @madjackal

        Well, he’s definitely Venez-wailin’ now!

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        • frank n. stein May 10, 2018

          @mr_krabs

          Clap, clap, clap, clap, CLAP!

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          • biff wadslinger May 14, 2018

            @frank n. stein we know what you got, so now yer just braggin'.....

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    • flipflop May 10, 2018

      @working4theweekend i can speak English cuck

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  •   working4theweekend May 10, 2018

    The end of the video was the creation of the macarena

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    • lafind May 10, 2018

      @working4theweekend Dance mother fucker!

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    • ob1 May 10, 2018

      @working4theweekend if only his thieving skills were as good as his dancing skills

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  •   GrimmWilder May 10, 2018

    Looks like he's more accustom to Sucking pipes than grabbing them.,.,.,.,

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  • letmefindout May 10, 2018

    His career juggling M&M's is now over.

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  •   burfurger May 10, 2018

    2 for flinching.

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  • ithinkimdumb May 10, 2018

    Damnit Jesus... look at what you made me do

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  • bokkun May 10, 2018

    Some XxX_Translations_XxX here.

    MEX CAM GUY: Where is the battery?, where is the battery you stole my friend?, ask him Daniel.

    Juan 1:Why did you stole the battery, damn ass hole.

    The guy: * ???? *

    Juan 1: That is not Done ,We don't do that to you

    *Act 2*

    Juan 1:Put the hand in the Bike. Put It!

    The guy: Ahhhhh~

    All: Bravoooooo.

    * Act 3 *

    Juan 1:Crouch, put your hands together or i I'll shoot you down

    * in his runaway later *

    CAM MEX GUY: Put the Foot on it!.

    * ends *

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    • supfishing757 May 10, 2018

      @bokkun

      The Spic's name is 11?

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    • frank n. stein May 10, 2018

      @bokkun : I still don't understand

      @supfishing757 : Juan One, not eleven

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      •   goodster May 10, 2018

        @frank n. stein Dummy,,, Juan sounds like one,,, so Juan one is,,,AAHHHhh forget it!

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      • biff wadslinger May 14, 2018

        @frank n. stein you are one stupid fuckin cock-jockey, aren't ya....

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  •   ketamine<3 May 10, 2018

    Should have held his hands to the bikes exhaust. He wouldnt be using for a while!

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    • supfishing757 May 10, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      I thought he was going to put it in the chain and sprocket

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      •   ketamine<3 May 10, 2018

        @supfishing757 that would have done the trick too.

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  • darkiel May 10, 2018

    Why not just kill him.

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  • madjackal May 10, 2018

    Is VENEZUELA not MEXICO mamahueva is from venezuela

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  • airsporter May 10, 2018

    His nose picking days are but a memory.

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    • frank n. stein May 10, 2018

      @airsporter

      BUT......now he can not only stroke his dick IN his hand, but also THRU his hand! See? Silver lining.

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      • biff wadslinger May 14, 2018

        @frank n. stein got some new ideas I see.....

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  • chained cat May 10, 2018

    Medic!

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  • cyberbu11y May 10, 2018

    LOL..

    DANCE VARMINT!

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  • salvador76 May 10, 2018

    Dude stole a battery and the accent is from some other country, which one i don't know but definitely not Mexico.

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    • frank n. stein May 10, 2018

      @salvador76

      We speak English. They're all Mexican to us.

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      •   sarge07 May 10, 2018

        @frank n. stein

        no, no they're not. Your analogy is the same as grouping all Asians into one group. Flawed logic.

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  • fatlarry May 10, 2018

    don't steal my nike bike

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  • xenomorph May 10, 2018

    He's going to need help getting over that wall now.

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  • titoper May 10, 2018

    It's in Venezuela not Mexico

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  • keysersoze9515 May 10, 2018

    I wonder if there is any type of Venezuelan connection to this?

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  • kojaksbozak May 10, 2018

    Saw this vid on c.s. a year or so ago ,and saw it on liveleak yesterday.... Nothin new to see here... BUT, they shoulda held the throttle wide open for a minute and got the header pipe glowing before making him grab it.. That woulda been a punishment!!

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  • frank n. stein May 10, 2018

    Those people need to start looking into the camera and translate into English for the CrazyShitters

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  • drew_p_wiener May 10, 2018

    Mexico, Venezuela, whatever they all act and look like your typical fence fairy.

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  •   nybadguy May 10, 2018

    Stop moving puto jew going to get shot in the feets son.

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  • deadpen May 10, 2018

    In america there would be a go-fund-me page for this guy to pay for his medical treatment and investigators to find who did this to him.

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  • gandog56 May 11, 2018

    Looks like a normal day in Beanertown.

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  • sleeko May 11, 2018

    Bullshit! Guns are illegal, in Mexico.

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  • redwarrior May 13, 2018

    Venezuela

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  •   rockinron May 13, 2018

    well his taco bending and monkey spanking days are officially over

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