Don’t drink and drive
And to think he almost wasted $40.00 at the salon just prior to this trip.
What the hell did he hit? The Hulk?
@burfurger he was hit by the Trump train!
I believe the trump train is what he does before he pays you $130k.
Flipflop wearing Bastard had it coming!
Bag it and toe tag it!...
My dad is retired and can do a mean jigsaw puzzle pretty quick,let me know.
I think there maybe some pieces missing.
He must really be beside himself
Scrape it all up, I'm sure we can put it back together.
I'll just blame his shirt for everything.
New band and that watch will be good to go. Held up better than the shit box.
@cazaly Took a licking and kept on ticking!
There'll be a slight knocking noise when taking left hand corners at speed now.....nothing to worry about.
Literally got his wig split
@supfishing757 split hell, skint that noggin bare
Even all the king's horses and men couldn't put him back together again
The last thing to go through his head.....the windscreen
not much of a crash rating for that car
Convenient easy coffin packing
sat on a wall
Throw the puzzle away.....missing pieces....not worth putting together
You put your left foot in you put your left foot out you put your cock in your hand and scream and cum about
Remember to start with the corner pieces
Looks like Leroy Brown's cousin.
Folks, this is why you gotta wear your seat belts....
Did he dieded?