OKAY CRAZYSHIT, IT'S TIME TO ' GUESS THAT DRUG'

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  •   goodster May 15, 2018

    The drug is,,, I couldn't give a fuck less.

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    • frank n. stein May 15, 2018

      Maybe a drug that enhances sperm production, b'coz that boy is a swimmer!!

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    • baddogonline May 15, 2018

      @goodster When blacks are forced to do math homework. hehe

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    • letmefindout May 15, 2018

      @goodster

      Lack of HGH? (The brain didn't develop)

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  •   ketamine<3 May 15, 2018

    Who knows but I'm sure a nice police officer will award him with two silver medals (one on each wrist) for winning this marathon.

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    • curiousone May 15, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      They will probably just shoot him and say he pulled a gun.

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      •   ketamine<3 May 15, 2018

        @curiousone like Dave Chappell says, "just sprinkle some crack on him" hahaha

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  • jake_from_state_farm May 15, 2018

    I know that drug... Aquafina.

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  •   burfurger May 15, 2018

    It's a bird! It's a plane! It's....... Housing Project AquaMan!

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  • qaz May 15, 2018

    Fake. Black people don't like to swim.

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    • meeskite May 15, 2018

      @qaz

      They don't LIKE to swim because they don't know HOW to swim.

      Don Lemon's sister fell into a pond and drowned because she couldn't swim.

      Top 5 things black people hate:

      1. mayo

      2. bodies of water

      3. homos

      4. ghosts

      5. books

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      • lafind May 15, 2018

        @meeskite 6. work

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        • meeskite May 15, 2018

          @lafind

          Thanks, man. What was I thinking?

          I did a bong. I'm much better now.

          1. work

          2. work

          3. work

          4. a cellie not named "prolapse pat"

          5. no parole

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          • drew_p_wiener May 15, 2018

            @meeskite I thought it was a celly named "Meathammer".

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          • meeskite May 17, 2018

            6. magic

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      • abraham_lincoln May 15, 2018

        @meeskite They seriously hate snakes too. I have no idea why.

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      •   burfurger May 15, 2018

        @meeskite

        1 through 10. White people.

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      • burlyfish May 15, 2018

        @meeskite I thought it was dense bones and small lung capacity that turns them off from swimming.

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        • manunkind May 16, 2018

          @burlyfish Or lack of access to pools and large bodies of water because of the ghettoization of America, which can be traced to hundreds of years of some (warning: understatement alert) pretty fucked up race relations in America.

          Protip: going with race-based genetics is usually a bad idea. Especially when there are plenty of examples of black singers, athletes, and others who just slightly run counter to your idea of "small lung capacity."

          Now, see, I don't think your brain is small because of your race. I'm just sayin', when your cousin's your uncle and your mee-maw is also your half-sister twice removed and your family tree makes a bonzai tree look like an arrow? Well. You tend to have some problems.

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          • burlyfish May 16, 2018

            @manunkind Why is going with race-based genetics a bad idea? I am not at all saying any of this from a racist viewpoint at all. But i have heard of and read studies and in general and what i said is true. Small lung capacity has nothing to do with how well a person can breath or exchange oxygen. It has to do with how long a person can hold there breath or even become a tad bit more buoyant. And then add dense bones and i can imagine it would make it harder to swim . But then you have how people are raised and background also plays a big factor.

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      • qaz May 16, 2018

        @meeskite Add magic to the list

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        • zobrist May 17, 2018

          @qaz

          They would hate magic, wouldn't they...

          Bastards.

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  • exelar May 15, 2018

    someone must turn him off or take out his battery!!!

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  •   GrimmWilder May 15, 2018

    Water sports ain't the same without water!

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  • smellsoffearandhate May 15, 2018

    Lmao. Nobody heard the lil wayan brother at the end say... Thats that shit lol... Let me get the next one bre i like swimming

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  • napalmsuncream May 15, 2018

    man dingo you need a pool with them skills!

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  • xenomorph May 15, 2018

    A black guy in a pool...reminds me of the last turd I took

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    • peaks May 15, 2018

      @xenomorph

      BWwwhaha!

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  • burlyfish May 15, 2018

    Black Tar'd ?

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    • kojaksbozak May 15, 2018

      @burlyfish your post didnt get the love it deserves... Over the heads of some i guess.. Not sure but def got me shedding a tear with laughter.. Good job.. +1

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      •   happyjack May 15, 2018

        @kojaksbozak clever yes, but hilarious? Not even close.

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      •   burfurger May 15, 2018

        @kojaksbozak

        I didn't get the reference. WHich is unusual for me ;-) Explanation please I wanna laugh too!

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        • burlyfish May 15, 2018

          @burfurger What drug is he on? Black Tar Heroin FYI Black Tar'd

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          •   burfurger May 15, 2018

            @burlyfish ah ha! I get it! Thanks!

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  • airsporter May 15, 2018

    Turns the ground over better than my rotovator.

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  • peaks May 15, 2018

    " I AM A GOD".

    No, you're a fucking junkie.

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  •   handsomedevil May 15, 2018

    further proof that black people can't swim.

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  • fiddledeedee May 15, 2018

    I pity the fool!

    Mr. T... RULES.

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  • bigblackhead May 15, 2018

    I know that dude he's a super hero BlackWaMan

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  • unclegoo May 15, 2018

    That's a missed opportunity to yell "Shark, SHARK--OMIGOD IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!"

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  •   ouch May 15, 2018

    The DORY

    Just keep swimming

    Just keep Swimming

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  • ob1 May 15, 2018

    Future par-olympian

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  • james511969 May 15, 2018

    Man, that guy hit the wall.

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  • mclovin510 May 15, 2018

    I think he will eventually get through that wall. Don’t let the barriers whitey puts before you get you down bro!

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  • neotap117 May 15, 2018

    Said it tasted like bbq cool ranch

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  • aaaaaberg May 15, 2018

    Olympic Fever, no drugs.

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  • kojaksbozak May 15, 2018

    Grape Kool-ade

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    •   burfurger May 15, 2018

      @kojaksbozak

      Ha! +1! He was having the best dream ever swimming through grape kool-aid!

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  • magnumanus May 15, 2018

    I need such drug for my neighbour for uh ... Purposes.

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  • dougtanner May 15, 2018

    Apparently he hasn't taken enough.

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. May 15, 2018

    Put some claws on him and let him dig a garden.

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    •   sarge07 May 15, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      the mole people have surfaced to conquer the world

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  •   happyjack May 15, 2018

    Did anyone else notice there was a black guy in that video.

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    •   wallawilly May 15, 2018

      @happyjack

      No happs, all I saw was one of those huge nightcrawlers, with a backpack..

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      •   sarge07 May 16, 2018

        @wallawilly

        imagine the fish you'd catch with that night crawler

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  • mr_krabs May 15, 2018

    Marco....

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  •   acairman May 15, 2018

    Thou shall not pass until you tell me who your daddy is.

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  • flipflop May 15, 2018

    oh that's a mountaint in the middle of the ocean my friend

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  • dinozzo May 15, 2018

    dryland swimming contest

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  •   working4theweekend May 15, 2018

    I think he just ate too much Mr T cereal

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  • cs-admi_natzi May 15, 2018

    You swimmin? Yes! You swimmin? Yes!!

    The drug will be angel dust

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  • enemabandit May 15, 2018

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem?wprov=sfla1

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  •   picklehiesner May 15, 2018

    50 meter freestyle

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  • fenrir May 15, 2018

    No drugs, just very upset that KFC had supply delivery issues

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  • forcekeen May 15, 2018

    Fuck off

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  •   nybadguy May 15, 2018

    Pcp

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    •   wallawilly May 16, 2018

      @nybadguy

      Yeah man. A few posts back

      Pop Can Pussy!

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    • zobrist May 17, 2018

      @nybadguy

      Too many layers of clothing for it to be PCP.

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  • dickramsey May 16, 2018

    ANTIFA

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  • humongous May 16, 2018

    If ya pissed on im he'd make better flipper marks in the mud.

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  • elmjr May 16, 2018

    Bong rips with Michael phelps?

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  • paka2 May 16, 2018

    Don't know the drug he taking but where can I get some.???

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    •   wallawilly May 16, 2018

      @paka2

      Damn dude! Either you're showing your age or your IQ... Good luck with that.

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  • sleeko May 16, 2018

    Melanin overdose.

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  • disturbedpup May 16, 2018

    LSD

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  • billcarson May 17, 2018

    Soy and aids

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  • kkknazi May 17, 2018

    FLAKA FLAKA AFRICA !!

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  • illspoken May 18, 2018

    That's the highs you get from drugs, it's the chemicals frying your brain

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  • afatdoob May 18, 2018

    I would start yelling SHARK, RIGHT BEHIND YOU, SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!!

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