That shit was electric!...
that shit was stupid,,
but both can
@ithinkimdumb Yeah electric for some shameless whore's! Nothing more, just that!
I fucking love girls that buck their hips! Fuck me sweetheart, fuck me good!
maybe twas more like The Electric Slide.
well carpets do possess static electricity
That's right ...don't stop because of a minor malfunction.
One of my girlfriends claim that a cell phone in the panties set on vibrate works equally as well. Less the shocking results....
@letmefindout Sound like you're not getting the job done then..
Gee Spot Welding 101.
Weld those snatchola's together and all is well in the world.
If you’ve used it so much it blows up maybe it time to try dicks again.
"Do you smell it"?
Yeah, thanks. It smells like microwaved Cod.
fried labia , the San Francisco treat
That smell isn't the burned out vibrator
They're a couple of bright sparks
Yup, I saw spark, that sneaky dog is happily wagging the fuck out of his tail right now.
Shocking! If they wanna use a dildo, I can lend them the real thing. It doesn't blow smoke but they can blow it.
Someday that’ll be known as a robot queef
And now every time I smell electrodes I’ll get a chub.
Robot Queef is that a new show on "Adult Swim"?
Not sure bout that my newborn cajun friend but I would be happy to slide my electric eel in em both!
that would be a shocking experience
That's a hot box!
at least they were smart enough to not be in the bathtub this time.
yea, daddy must be so proud.
A little kiss fixes everything
I hope the spark killed at STDs ad genital warts....Coz am about to go raw on that pisshole
I’ve burnt fish before too.
You must separate your charcoal about 1 to 1 1/2" a part bro. Amateur!!!
Interesting, I imagine that the fire was discovered in a similar way
Would love to be the customer service Dept employee, when they call in for the guarantee
That's why you ladies gotta shave that shit off. Bush=Fire hazard. No bush, no fire.
I bet you fucking loved the midget with the gun photo....
Looked too much like changing a babies diaper.
I fucking love hairy pussy!
I don't mind a hairy pussy as long as it's neatly trimmed way down or a nice landing strip. :-) It's when it's a full blown garden hedge I find unattractive. I don't want to be lickin and gagging like a cat blorkin' up a hair ball :-) Gack.gack. blherp... bloooooorrrp! But I guess then it's like flossing all of your teeth at the same time!
Lol. The good thing about a robust Bush? It holds and enhances the creamy offwhite/yellowish yeasty scent and flavor. Yuummameee!
@wallawilly aww man.... You just reminded me of a one night stand from my early twenties. After reading your comment I could actually smell the scent all over again in my mind. It took a few days to get the scent outta my bed back then even after changing and washing the sheets. She was fuckin hot too! But that smell...that smell. Shiver.
Now that we have all the attention , imagine if all the CS Members meet up for supper one day .... How would the convo go ......?
Every-other word would be something you couldn't say in front of your Mom!!!
But fun, all the same.
VAGINAS ARE WEIRD AND DANGEROUS!
That's why I stay away from them.
@frank n. stein
oh no my friend, they are wondrous
FAG! All day long!
Yet you look and smell like one, you ole limp wrist..
They're no more dangerous than a washing machine.
I've put many big filthy loads in each and I can't live without either.
would have that problem if you use my dick!!!
That's a couple of wet cunts!
And if that pussy got electrocuted she's a trooper with a wet one ='s keeper
I bet that dirty sluts pussy is on fire when she pisses.
The outcome was shocking...
It's electric boogie woogie woogie woogie
that a hot taco
I'm shocked you didn't make her cum
The crabs pop like popcorn if they get too hot
why aren't they using their fists ?
You know... I was pondering that very query.
What a shocking turn of events!! Now those pussies are gonna have to be rewired!
I will handle it son. I have my Cuntractor Re-Bore and Lube license.
They had pleasurable hours humping together, but their trusty vibrator died. I guess that's the long and the "short" of it... aheh...
STFU AND EAT SOME PUSSY YOU STUPID WHORES!!!!
Now that's the MF blue fuck spirit right there jack off!!! Keep beatin it.. ;-)
Bad Dog Sparky, Bad Dog!
You two can use mine. Mine down here is working GREAT!