"OOPS! SORRY I SET YOUR VAGINA ON FIRE" [SUBMIT BY EFUKT]

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  • ithinkimdumb May 15, 2018

    That shit was electric!...

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    • hiwudjablome May 15, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb

      that shit was stupid,,

      but both can

      BLO-ME

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    • misteram May 15, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb Yeah electric for some shameless whore's! Nothing more, just that!

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    •   fistermister May 15, 2018

      I fucking love girls that buck their hips! Fuck me sweetheart, fuck me good!

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    • letmefindout May 15, 2018

      @ithinkimdumb

      Electrifying performance!

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    • xxxmass May 17, 2018

      maybe twas more like The Electric Slide.

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  •   handsomedevil May 15, 2018

    well carpets do possess static electricity

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  •   goodster May 15, 2018

    That's right ...don't stop because of a minor malfunction.

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    • letmefindout May 15, 2018

      @goodster

      One of my girlfriends claim that a cell phone in the panties set on vibrate works equally as well. Less the shocking results....

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      •   goodster May 15, 2018

        @letmefindout Sound like you're not getting the job done then..

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  • airsporter May 15, 2018

    Gee Spot Welding 101.

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    • meeskite May 15, 2018

      @airsporter

      Weld those snatchola's together and all is well in the world.

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  • bigrigbutters May 15, 2018

    If you’ve used it so much it blows up maybe it time to try dicks again.

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  • peaks May 15, 2018

    "Do you smell it"?

    Yeah, thanks. It smells like microwaved Cod.

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  • bigblackhead May 15, 2018

    fried labia , the San Francisco treat

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  • ob1 May 15, 2018

    That smell isn't the burned out vibrator

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  •   ouch May 15, 2018

    They're a couple of bright sparks

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  •   luvthick May 15, 2018

    Yup, I saw spark, that sneaky dog is happily wagging the fuck out of his tail right now.

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  • lafind May 15, 2018

    Shocking! If they wanna use a dildo, I can lend them the real thing. It doesn't blow smoke but they can blow it.

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  • james511969 May 15, 2018

    Someday that’ll be known as a robot queef

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    • james511969 May 15, 2018

      And now every time I smell electrodes I’ll get a chub.

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    •   sarge07 May 15, 2018

      @james511969

      Robot Queef is that a new show on "Adult Swim"?

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      •   wallawilly May 16, 2018

        @sarge07

        Not sure bout that my newborn cajun friend but I would be happy to slide my electric eel in em both!

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        •   sarge07 May 16, 2018

          @wallawilly

          that would be a shocking experience

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  • elmjr May 15, 2018

    That's a hot box!

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  •   ketamine<3 May 15, 2018

    at least they were smart enough to not be in the bathtub this time.

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    •   sarge07 May 15, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      yea, daddy must be so proud.

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  •   working4theweekend May 15, 2018

    A little kiss fixes everything

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  • magnumanus May 15, 2018

    I hope the spark killed at STDs ad genital warts....Coz am about to go raw on that pisshole

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. May 15, 2018

    I’ve burnt fish before too.

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    •   wallawilly May 15, 2018

      @crazyshit-Cory H.

      You must separate your charcoal about 1 to 1 1/2" a part bro. Amateur!!!

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  • zykario May 15, 2018

    Interesting, I imagine that the fire was discovered in a similar way

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  • stratosgr May 15, 2018

    Would love to be the customer service Dept employee, when they call in for the guarantee

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  •   burfurger May 15, 2018

    That's why you ladies gotta shave that shit off. Bush=Fire hazard. No bush, no fire.

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    •   fistermister May 15, 2018

      @burfurger

      I bet you fucking loved the midget with the gun photo....

      Looked too much like changing a babies diaper.

      I fucking love hairy pussy!

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      •   burfurger May 15, 2018

        @fistermister

        I don't mind a hairy pussy as long as it's neatly trimmed way down or a nice landing strip. :-) It's when it's a full blown garden hedge I find unattractive. I don't want to be lickin and gagging like a cat blorkin' up a hair ball :-) Gack.gack. blherp... bloooooorrrp! But I guess then it's like flossing all of your teeth at the same time!

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        •   wallawilly May 16, 2018

          @burfurger

          Lol. The good thing about a robust Bush? It holds and enhances the creamy offwhite/yellowish yeasty scent and flavor. Yuummameee!

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          •   burfurger May 16, 2018

            @wallawilly aww man.... You just reminded me of a one night stand from my early twenties. After reading your comment I could actually smell the scent all over again in my mind. It took a few days to get the scent outta my bed back then even after changing and washing the sheets. She was fuckin hot too! But that smell...that smell. Shiver.

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  • tbcxtc May 15, 2018

    Now that we have all the attention , imagine if all the CS Members meet up for supper one day .... How would the convo go ......?

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    •   fistermister May 15, 2018

      @tbcxtc

      Every-other word would be something you couldn't say in front of your Mom!!!

      But fun, all the same.

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  • flipflop May 15, 2018

    orgasm electrocuted

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  • frank n. stein May 15, 2018

    VAGINAS ARE WEIRD AND DANGEROUS!

    That's why I stay away from them.

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    •   sarge07 May 15, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      oh no my friend, they are wondrous

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    •   fistermister May 15, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      FAG! All day long!

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    •   wallawilly May 16, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      Yet you look and smell like one, you ole limp wrist..

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    • fiddledeedee May 16, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      They're no more dangerous than a washing machine.

      I've put many big filthy loads in each and I can't live without either.

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  • fuckneigger May 15, 2018

    would have that problem if you use my dick!!!

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  • cs-admi_natzi May 15, 2018

    That's a couple of wet cunts!

    And if that pussy got electrocuted she's a trooper with a wet one ='s keeper

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  • bleedsvodka May 15, 2018

    I bet that dirty sluts pussy is on fire when she pisses.

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  • txdo_msk May 15, 2018

    The outcome was shocking...

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  • mrgrimmb May 15, 2018

    It's electric boogie woogie woogie woogie

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  •   picklehiesner May 15, 2018

    Shocking

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  • fatlarry May 15, 2018

    that a hot taco

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  •   nybadguy May 15, 2018

    I'm shocked you didn't make her cum

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  • rasriff May 15, 2018

    The crabs pop like popcorn if they get too hot

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  • ironduke May 16, 2018

    shocking

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  • dickramsey May 16, 2018

    why aren't they using their fists ?

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    •   wallawilly May 16, 2018

      @dickramsey

      You know... I was pondering that very query.

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  • keysersoze9515 May 16, 2018

    What a shocking turn of events!! Now those pussies are gonna have to be rewired!

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    •   wallawilly May 16, 2018

      @keysersoze9515

      I will handle it son. I have my Cuntractor Re-Bore and Lube license.

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  • fiddledeedee May 16, 2018

    They had pleasurable hours humping together, but their trusty vibrator died. I guess that's the long and the "short" of it... aheh...

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  • kojaksbozak May 16, 2018

    STFU AND EAT SOME PUSSY YOU STUPID WHORES!!!!

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    •   wallawilly May 16, 2018

      @kojaksbozak

      Now that's the MF blue fuck spirit right there jack off!!! Keep beatin it.. ;-)

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  • cacatanga May 16, 2018

    .....adorable....

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  •   luvthick May 17, 2018

    Bad Dog Sparky, Bad Dog!

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  • wildlyhotguy May 22, 2018

    You two can use mine. Mine down here is working GREAT!

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