EVER BEEN MAD ENOUGH TO USE YOUR ASSHOLE AS A WEAPON?

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  •   stenchfart May 17, 2018

    The monkeys did that to me at the zoo once

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    • misteram May 17, 2018

      @stenchfart Dude!?! what the fuck is wrong with this uglyASS world

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      • soslow88 May 17, 2018

        @misteram Dude, poop jokes are always fun, but fuck grabing that hot creamy turd and fucking throw it, and be so damn prude and still whiping her ass. well +1 for the ASS

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        • misteram May 19, 2018

          @soslow88 Dude, 5 against ZERO, so sit back on your ASS and realaxed!!

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    •   GrimmWilder May 17, 2018

      @stenchfart 'The Jerky Boys' was a nice touch!

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      • meeskite May 17, 2018

        @GrimmWilder

        Thanks, man... Frank Rizzo, at your service.

        "It's a wack-a-doo world!"

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        •   GrimmWilder May 17, 2018

          @meeskite +++++

          That's you?...Plus one , Hoss!

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    •   goodster May 17, 2018

      @stenchfart What's that? Tell ya to get the fuck out for shitting on the floor?!

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    • xxxmass May 21, 2018

      @ OMGOSH.., believe it or not that happened fairly close to where ilive. Apparently she asked to use their washroom, clerk said nah.., an argument ensued and the rest is histinkory.

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  •   allcaps May 17, 2018

    she might have done that before..

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    • cubbage May 17, 2018

      @allcaps

      I think so too, its like she pretended it was a live grenade.

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. May 17, 2018

    ;)

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  •   luvthick May 17, 2018

    Oh Toreal, Where art thou?

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  • cubbage May 17, 2018

    She's on their shit list now!

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    •   ouch May 17, 2018

      @cubbage lol

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    • elmjr May 17, 2018

      @cubbage maybe they were on hers?

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    •   sarge07 May 17, 2018

      @cubbage

      no shit eh?

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      •   wallawilly May 17, 2018

        @sarge07

        Drop a deuce and let er' loose!

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  • airsporter May 17, 2018

    In military circles shes known as 'One Round'.

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    •   sarge07 May 17, 2018

      @airsporter

      biological warfare is against the Geneva Convention

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  • cazaly May 17, 2018

    Only when I remembered to bring her along.

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  • iwantagoodhj247 May 17, 2018

    "You won't give me extra foam in my latte?! I'll show you! I'm gonna drop a deuce on your floor, and throw it at you!".

    Fucking broads are absolutely batshit crazy.

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  • mehofjack May 17, 2018

    Whats a Wack a doo

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    •   lafind May 17, 2018

      @mehofjack Actually a Whack a Doo Doo,... Weaponized shit! Technical term, let the professionals handle it!

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  • hiwudjablome May 17, 2018

    Coffee in that place will never be the same

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    • ob1 May 17, 2018

      @hiwudjablome it was shit to begin with

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  • pewpewpowa May 17, 2018

    "Keep the change yuh filthy animal"

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  • uk bride May 17, 2018

    No chance of a tip then?

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    •   ketamine<3 May 17, 2018

      @uk bride just the tip of the turtles head..

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  • xenomorph May 17, 2018

    Why do turds have rounded ends? so your asshole doesn't snap shut.

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  • secret squirrel May 17, 2018

    I love a women that’s not afraid to dedicate in public and throw shit at people. But that’s just me.

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    •   lafind May 17, 2018

      @secret squirrel You got experience with this kind of behavior?

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    •   sarge07 May 17, 2018

      @secret squirrel

      she was "dedicated"

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  • pen May 17, 2018

    White people

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    •   wallawilly May 17, 2018

      @pen

      ... are the best".

      Helped ya finish up that thought good sir.

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  • bigblackhead May 17, 2018

    Here , have your fucking Happy meal back !!!!!

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  • twofords May 17, 2018

    I expect to see a monkey or a certain color of people, throwing excrement, but she looked white. I'm perplexed.

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  • baddogonline May 17, 2018

    Please tell me that bitch went to jail?

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    •   wallawilly May 17, 2018

      @baddogonline

      The turd is serving a 20 year stint upstate. The ole shit slinger has to complete 20hrs of defecation management.

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  • mr_krabs May 17, 2018

    Well ain’t that some crazy shit.

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  •   toreal May 17, 2018

    Cave monkey bitch throwing shit. Smh

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    • zobrist May 17, 2018

      @toreal

      She must have paid a visit to the local zoo and been inspired by your exhibit.

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  • keysersoze9515 May 17, 2018

    That bitch must die!! Friggin slag!!

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  •   ketamine<3 May 17, 2018

    Hey, at least this one wiped her ass, most just hike up the drawers and go.

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    • zobrist May 17, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      Your point goes a long way.

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    • cubbage May 17, 2018

      @ketamine<3

      She only just started because she was tired of walking around with diaper rash.

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  • aaaaaberg May 17, 2018

    When shit hits the fan...

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  • mclovin510 May 17, 2018

    That’s some crazy shit!

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  • salvador76 May 17, 2018

    Shitty situation

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  • dr-don-59 May 17, 2018

    The double latte croplophilic special.....

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  • candle May 17, 2018

    I can't even go in a public restroom when other people are in it because i'm embarrassed by the sound.

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    • wafflecock May 17, 2018

      @candle fair call. I wouldn't wanna hear you gaggin on a dick either... ;)

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  • peaks May 17, 2018

    Goodfellas chick at Starbucks.

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  • pickdickle May 17, 2018

    One Crapacchino coming right up!

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  • wafflecock May 17, 2018

    7 and a half billion people on this planet. We could afford to lose a few and this cunt is near the top of the list. That fuckin woman too!

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  • elmjr May 17, 2018

    Think she does ass to mouth?

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  •   working4theweekend May 17, 2018

    Some people are such animals

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  • therockbalancer May 17, 2018

    its not starbucks its tim hortons, this was 50 or so miles from my house

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  • therockbalancer May 17, 2018

    its cause they wouldnt let her use the washroom. when u gotta go u gotta go, when you gotta throw you gotta throw

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  •   sarge07 May 17, 2018

    And feminazi's call us pigs

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  •   happyjack May 17, 2018

    Oh man, I'll just save this to my favorites for ammo for another day.

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  • flipflop May 17, 2018

    well that was ASS-ault

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  •   burfurger May 17, 2018

    She's just returning the food.

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  • magnumanus May 17, 2018

    Lmao this is literally how k ise my ass a a weapon when a store clerk annoys me. You want a piece of me?? Here's a shit for you

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  • jazziz68 May 17, 2018

    You gotta be shit’en me!!!!

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  • fanfucktastic May 17, 2018

    If she was black Starbucks would have had to apologize to her.

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  • frank n. stein May 17, 2018

    NASTY cunt!!

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    •   wallawilly May 18, 2018

      @frank n. stein

      Does your bf get mad when you call him a cunt?

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  • mrgrimmb May 17, 2018

    Where is the restroom LMFAO

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  • logansrun May 17, 2018

    But Hillary won the popular vote......"HILLARY WON THE POPULAR VOTE!!" ~ I shit you not!! #MAGA \m/

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  • logansrun May 17, 2018

    Apparently she was Prairie Dogging it the first half ~

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  • lemontewilliams May 17, 2018

    Dats sum fli shit rite THURR!

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  • lemontewilliams May 17, 2018

    Bitches ain't shit! But oh YES they are!

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  • dert May 17, 2018

    I messaged CS to post this lol, this was in Surrey B.C

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  • gazoospimpinggorillas May 17, 2018

    This is at Tim Hortons in Langley BC. Proof not all Canadians are kind.

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  • ob1 May 17, 2018

    Where I work I've had people leave shit all over the seat, on the wall under the toilet roll holder, on the floor but it doesn't seem that bad after that

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  • harly9 May 18, 2018

    Crazy + Shit = New site mascot?

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  • lovemuffin1069 May 18, 2018

    talk about CrazyShit !!!

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  •   dozer67 May 18, 2018

    Holy Shit!!!

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  • wtf2017 May 18, 2018

    YAY !!!! Love it when an evil giant gets their due .

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  • crockful May 20, 2018

    Bathrooms for customers only, pfft. But hey, free napkins/butt wipes!

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